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The description '''Not X''' (where "X" can be anything) is sometimes used in odd ways or contexts. It is often used in the context of "something other than".

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* [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] — [[Bubs]] gets awarded a "'''NOT LAST'''" ribbon for his [[Pumpkins|pumpkin]].
* Email [[unused emails]] — In an Easter egg, one of the unused emails seen in the middle stack of emails is signed "YOUR '''NOT BIGGEST FAN''', EVAN".
* Email [[personal favorites]] — The [[Grape-Nuts Robot]] has a "'''Not New'''!" sticker.
** The label reappears in [[specially marked]] on a box of [[Cheat Commandos...O's]].
* [[Ballad of The Sneak|Ballad of the Sneak]] — The Sneak does the Hully Gully on a [[Barrels|barrel]] that was specified to be "'''Not the Panama Canal'''".
* Email [[kids' book]] — Strong Bad finishes the book with "no two people are '''not on [[Fire|fire]]'''."
* [[Thy Dungeonman]] — One of the exits is "'''Not [[Dennis]]'''".
* Email [[other days]] — Strong Bad's calendar shows he has "'''NOT swim practice'''!" scheduled for Saturday.
* Email [[old comics]] — Strong Bad claims that the reason for needing two authors for [[The Castlefunnies]] was: "one to '''not think of something funny''', and the other to think of something '''not funny'''."
* Email [[the facts]] — [[Strong Mad]]'s "[[Floppy Disk Container|floppy disk container]]" drawn on a [[Cardboard Boxes|cardboard box]] was originally labeled "'''NOT CAR PARTS'''".
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]] — [[Marzipan]] leaves herself a prank call, claiming to be "'''Not Marzipan'''".
* Email [[bottom 10]] —
** Strong Bad describes dry T-shirt contests as a "waste of '''not water'''".
** He says that the number 5 item on his bottom 10 is "'''not pigeons'''".
* Email [[geddup noise]] — After the "The Git Outcha-Seat Sound" clip, Strong Bad claims it to be "'''not nu— anything'''".
* Email [[high school]] —
** Strong Bad concludes with the score report "Strong Bad Emails: 1, '''Not Strong Bad Emails''': 0."
** Baby Coach Z is playing with a cardboard box that reads "'''Not A Ball'''".
* [[Kid Speedy]] — Completing the game awards the player with a message saying, "YOU GOT '''NOT DEAD LAST'''!"
* Email [[theme song]] — It bugs Strong Bad that the emailer's face "doesn't have a '''not tons of [[Acne|acne]]'''".
* Email [[trading cards]] — Strong Bad thinks [[Trading Cards|trading cards]] are "the biggest waste of '''not a video game''' on the planet".
* [[Fan Costumes '06]] — Strong Bad comments on a [[Homestar Runner]] costume saying, "Yes, a little chicken wire and papier mâché goes '''not a very long, long way'''."
* Email [[looking old]] — Strong Bad asks, "What am I '''not paying you people''' for?"
* [[Jibblies 2]] — Homestar tells Marzipan he's "busy '''not answering the phone'''", and eventually becomes done "'''not answering the phone'''".
* [[Toikey TV]] —
** Strong Bad wants to watch "'''not football'''".
** [[The King of Town]] decries the dangers of "'''not fried turkeys'''".
* Email [[business trip]] — [[The Cheat]] gets promoted to "Junior Executive Of '''Not Having To Go On Pointless Business Trips'''".
* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad reads the email sender's location, "Charlotte, N.C.", as "Charlotte, '''Not Charlotte'''".
* Email [[nightlife]] — [[Strong Sad]] talks about busting out some fresh '''not dancing''', to which Marzipan responds that she plans to bust out some fresh '''not hanging out''' with Strong Sad.
* Email [[environment]] —
** Strong Bad explains his most significant contribution to the environment by saying, "Every day I wake up and the first thing I do is '''NOT drop a piano''' on Marzipan's head."
** He admits that he's rescued greenhouse gases by "'''not mortally wounding ol' Marzipole'''".
* Email [[buried]] — Strong Bad's business card refers to him as "Your Friendly Neighborhood '''Not-The-Police'''".
* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] ([[SBCG4AP Dev Blog|24 Apr 2008]]) — Strong Bad's "Currently Playing" field of the post was "'''Not [[MS Paint]]'''".
* Email [[love poems]] — Homestar's acrostic poem has the A in Marzipan stand for "'''not-organic''' apples".
* Email [[magic trick]] — Strong Bad describes "flowy-sleeved" magicians as having "really '''not a lot of magic'''."
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] —
** When Strong Bad finds a [[Teen Girl Squad]] card near the [[Race Track]] with the [[Taranchula Black Metal Detector]], he remarks, "Another Teen Girl Squad idea card, another totally '''not metal object'''."
** Strong Bad boasts that the winner of the Free Country, USA Tri-Annual Race to the End of the Race was actually himself in a "'''not-from-Marzipan's-float'''" Homestar disguise.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] —
** The newsreel reporter notes Strong Sad's display of "'''not courage'''" when Strong Bad conquers the Bleak House.
** In a hint encouraging the player to check Strong Bad's room, Strong Bad wonders aloud if he remembered to not make his bed.
** When Strong Bad attempts to use the lighter on someone else, he says "I'd love to see him '''not not on fire''', but '''not not not now.'''"
* Email [[email thunder]] —
** Strong Bad says he's "almost '''not totally disgusted'''" by [[The Poopsmith]] singing.
** Later, Strong Bad asks Homestar for a tour of his "'''not-in-front-of-your-computer'''".
** During a [[Review Revue|review]], Strong Sad tells the viewers to "be sure and '''not check out [his] [[Strong Sad's Lament|blog]]'''".
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — If [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] inspects one of the city limit signs, he'll say that that direction is "'''too not dangerous''' enough for [him] to bother with".
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad asks [[Gel-arshie]] why he's just standing around "'''not not [[No Loafing Sign|loafing]]'''".
* [[Hremail 62]] — Homestar says that his [[Brellow Crayon|brellow crayon]] can draw "'''not quite hornets'''".
* [[Where U Goin' 2]] — Marzipan's choir is labeled "'''not dumb'''" on a chalkboard.
* [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Upon being eliminated from play, Strong Bad may say, "Well, that was a quivering pile of '''not fun'''."
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] — After leaving depressing messages on the [[PhoneTime XL8|answering machine]], Strong Sad says "Take that, '''not-depressing''' Strong Sad!"
* [[Fan Costumes 2017]] — The game cartridge for Xeliogravius IV says "'''Not a [[Total|total]] rip-off'''!"
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad's haunted house is called "St. Cadaverstump's totally '''not just an old furniture warehouse morgue-tuary!'''"
* [[Front Facing]] — Strong Sad sells snowballs to [[Pom Pom]] from a bucket labeled "'''NOT the scam!'''"

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* Email [[flashback]] — Strong Bad says that if Homestar lived in the [[House of the Brothers Strong|house of the Brothers Strong]], he'd "have less '''non-broken bones'''".
* Email [[pop-up]] — Strong Bad claims that pop-up books supply The Cheats and four-year-olds with "seconds of '''non-ripped apart fun'''".
* Email [[web comics]] — Strong Bad advises the creators of video game comics, "when your pixel comic's not funny, MS Paint your way to a '''non-punchline'''!"
* Email [[licensed]] — One of the knock-off DVDs that has a generic title is "Jungle Animals in Decidedly '''Non-Jungle Situations'''".
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — One of the rankings in the game is called "'''Non-Lame''' Movie Tie-In".

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* [[Nondescript Nouns]]
* [[Integral Article]]
* [[Multiple Negatives]]

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