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Most of the characters of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] are [[Dumb Animal Characters|very different in physical characteristics]] from [[human|humans]]. However, there have been a few characters that more '''resemble humans'''. Notably, none of these characters have been fully visible in the main animation style.

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* [#Human_characters 1 Human characters]
* [#Claims_to_being_human 2 Claims to being human]
* [#Mentions_of_being_human 3 Mentions of being human]
* [#Characters_played_by_real_humans 4 Characters played by real humans]
* [#Characters_modeled_after_real_humans 5 Characters modeled after real humans]
* [#See_Also 6 See Also]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Human characters</span> ==

* [[Marzi-Mei]] — The [[20X6]] version of [[Marzipan]].
* [[Arrow'd Guy]] — The tormentor of the [[Teen Girl Squad]].
* [[Balding Man]] — A stereotype of the average middle-aged man.
* [[Crack Stuntman]] — The voice of [[Gunhaver]] of the [[Cheat Commandos]].
* [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]] — The voice of the [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]] on [[Cheat Commandos]].
* [[A. Chimendez]] — Writer of Cheat Commandos and other TV shows.
* [[Limozeen]] — A stereotypical [[Glam metal|hair metal]] band, animated in [[best thing]].
* [[Teeg Dougland]] — The manager of Limozeen.
* [[Advantage]] — An all-girl metal band, animated in [[The Limozeen Advantage]].
* [[sloshy]] — A stereotypical alternative rock band, animated in [[Limozeen vs. sloshy|Limozeen vs. Sloshy]].
* [[Stave It Off Guy]] — A guitarist resembling a typical singer-songwriter, appearing in [[for kids]] and [[Crystal Fortress]].
* Email [[space program]] — The filmstrip includes pictures of some very human looking "hot '60s-looking girls". It also includes pictures of Ted Averill and his co-worker, who appear human.
** Ted Averill would appear again in [[Career Day]].
* Email [[your funeral]] — There is a fat hairy man in a [[Duckie Shirt]] at Strong Bad's funeral.

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* [[Ballad of The Sneak]] — [[The Sneak]] is shown as a human.
* Email [[origins]] — [[Homsar]] refers to himself as the "human wedgie".
* Email [[record book]] — Despite his appearance, [[Strong Bad]] is referred to as a human.
* Email [[retirement]] — [[Marzipan]]'s stage name is "the Human Woo-man Rotini".
* [[Jibblies 2]] — Strong Bad describes Homestar as "the Human Grate On My Nerves".
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Bad is cursed with a pair of human hands.
* [[Flash is Dead!]] — [[Bubs]] believes that [[Coach Z]] is responsible for carrying on the human race.
* [[Meeple Grove]] — Meeple Strong Sad defines a meeple as being "a wooden approximation of a human character".

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== <span class="mw-headline">Mentions of being human</span> ==

* [[Six-Sadded, Die]] — [[Strong Sad]] refers to [[Mike Chapman]] as "Human Mike".

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* Man on the cover of [[Bookazon.com|This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd, and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base]]
* [[Shareholders]]
* [[Limozeen]]
* [[Litigation Jackson]]
* [[Taranchula]]
* [[Little Girl]]
* [[Other Little Girl]]
* [[Dolph Hauldhagen]]
* [[Very, Very Little Girl]]
* [[Sir Loodabert Comma]]
* Various [[Peasant's Quest]] characters (in the "[[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|movie]]")
* [[Scarfgirl]] Cover Model
* [[Videlectrix Guys]]
* [[independent|Cyber.Coma.Static]] Poster Actor
* [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]]
* [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Fat, Fat Friar]]
* [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Vegetable Cart Man]]
* [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Disgruntled Cleaning Guy]]
* [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Hag]]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Characters modeled after real humans</span> ==

* [[Don Knotts]]
* [[Moses Malone]]
* [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Henry Rollins, Abraham Lincoln, and George Washington]]

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* [[Contributors]]

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