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"Grape...soda...banked?"

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Senor Cardgage loses the non-sequitur championship to [[Homsar]] and must form a coherent thought as punishment.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Places:''' [[The Show]]

'''Date:''' Friday, February 29, 2008

'''Running Time:''' 1:10

'''Page Title:''' Non-Sequitur Champion

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 2.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 2.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.3 Remarks]
** [#Inside_References 2.4 Inside References]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.5 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Welcome back ladies and gentlemen. Up next, we got a real whip cream special treat for ya. ''{medium shot of Homestar}'' Here to complete a coherent thought is the loser of the Non Sequitur Championship, Senor Cardgage!

''{Zoom out. Senor Cardgage walks on stage from the left.}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Thank yo, Presbyterian.

''{Cuts to a close-up of Senor Cardgage, facing the camera}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off-screen}'' All right, let 'er rip!

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Panctice... Squad... Cutterback.

''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{subtitled}'' Oh... Lifty Fernandez.

''{A buzzing noise is heard and an X with "Nope Way!" under it appears. Zoom out to Homestar Runner and Senor Cardgage}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' One more tryyyy.

''{Cut back to a close-up of Senor Cardgage}''

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' Uhh... ''{subtitled}'' Grape... Soda... Banked?

''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Judges?

''{Cut to Strong Sad sitting at a desk drawing on a piece of paper. A plaque reads "<s>Celebrity</s> Judge(s)"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' I think we have a winner!

''{Strong Sad shows a drawing of a grape soda bottle with eyes and a mouth with an ATM. Below the drawing is the text "GRAPE SODA BANKED!"}''

'''STRONG SAD:''' Grape soda banked!

''{Cut to Homestar Runner}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hooray!

'''SENOR CARDGAGE:''' ''{ashamed}'' Oh.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There you have it, folks! A coherent thought from Senor Cardgage! Until next time, as always...

''{as Homestar says the following, the audience joins in and the words appear onscreen}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Chant words together!

''{Credits scroll up as Senor Cardgage and Homestar mumble at each other in the background:''

A Sportsinterviews/Chimendez Production

Produced by Cherry Greg

Lighting<br />
Lifty Fernandez

Quizmaster<br />
Juan Aikman

Mr. Runner's Wardrobe provided by<br />
Styles Upon Styles

''Finally, a card with "again?" appears.}''

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Explanations </span> ===

* This toon ended a [[Store Front Page News 2008|month-long sale of Senor Cardgage and Homsar merchandise]], which followed the mention of "Non-Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar?" in [[fan club]]; shoppers were invited to "vote" for their favorite incoherent character by purchasing a T-shirt of either character. Homsar won the title with 63% of the vote.
* [[Presbyterianism]] is a family of Christian denominations and a form of [[Calvinism]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* The toon was removed from the Store on May 22, 2008, making it a [[Secret Pages|secret page]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Remarks </span> ===

* Even when this toon was found in the [[Yahoo Store|Store]], it was not included in the [[TV Time Toons Menu|TV Time Toons menu]].
* The Flash file for this toon was originally hosted on [[Videlectrix|videlectrix.com]].
* Strong Sad didn't write "Grape Soda Banked" in his usual, elegant handwriting.
* When Strong Sad first draws the picture, it lacks color, but when he shows the camera, the grapes on the label and the bills emerging from the ATM are colored.
* Senor Cardgage has actually had coherent thoughts before. Some of his dialogue in both [[Senor Mortgage]] and [[Senorial Day]] would qualify as coherent.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Inside References </span> ===

* This is another mention of [[Grapes|grapes]].
* [[Cherry Greg]] is listed as the producer of this toon.
* [[Lem Sportsinterviews|Sportsinterviews]]/[[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] is listed as the production company.
* [[Styles Upon Styles]] is listed as the provider of Homestar's wardrobe.
* The ATM that Strong Sad draws strongly resembles the ATM in [[Experimental Film]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Fast Forward </span> ===

* "Chant Words Together" would later be used at the end of the [[Punkin Show]].

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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/non-sequitur-champion watch "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/toons/non-sequitur-champion/935d46ebc9-1609534019/nonsequitur.swf view the Flash file for "Non-Sequitur Champion"]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=13670 forum thread re: "Non-Sequitur Champion"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Homestar Runner Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Senor Cardgage Filmography|Senor Cardgage Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Strong Sad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Email Spin-offs|Strong Bad Email Spin-offs]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Shorts|Shorts]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Secret Pages|Secret Pages]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Old Crap Corner|Old Crap Corner]]</span>

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