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''MOIST MOLECULES!!''

'''Moist''' is an adjective meaning moderately or slightly wet or damp. Evidence indicates that [[Coach Z]] has an atypical affinity for things that are moist, not least of which being his alter-ego, [[Damp Towel Man]]'s, job (collecting damp towels) and catch phrase ("Moist molecules!"). Aside from this, [[The Brothers Chaps]] have found some unique and unexpected ways to employ this word.

== Coach Z's fondness for things that are moist ==

* [[Halloween Fairstival]] — [[Strong Bad]] mocks Coach Z's "Haunted Locka-room" and asks, "You got anything that's not just gross and moist?"
* [[DNA Evidence]] — Coach Z recalls that, as Damp Towel Man, he discovered an especially-attractive damp towel and exclaimed, "Moist molecules! A green-stained damp towel! The rarest and most powerful kind!" Also, in an Easter egg, a [[Strong Badman]] cover page depicts a comic book version of Damp Towel Man wearing a presumably-damp towel with a caption reading "Moist molecules!!"
* Email [[shapeshifter]] — Coach Z uses a moistened hundred dollar bill to purchase a Lamborghini hot tub from [[Bubs]].
* [[On Break]] — Coach Z describes the smells coming from his [[Drive-Thru Whale]] costume as being "Damp, moist, kimchi!"

== Unusual usages ==

* Email [[funny]] — Strong Bad asks [[The Cheat]] if he's going to use a moist chamois (pronounced as "sham-oyce") to clean up some [[Ketchup|ketchup]].
* [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]] ([[Cheat Commandos (toon)|DVD commentary]]) — [[Homestar Runner]] asks [[Mike Chapman]] if the inside of a television set is moist.
* Email [[old comics]] — [[The Castlefunnies]] comic strip tries to creep back into the mainstream by releasing the [[King Castlefunny Pencil Moistener]] in response to the short-lived Dry Pencil Scare of '47.
* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — Putting on the glove results in the response, "Ye slips the unfortunately moist [[Flask|flask]] getting glove onto thy hand."
* Email [[mini-golf]] — Strong Bad mentions a "fun-time emporium" called Waterslide [[Dan]]'s MoistWorld.
* [[Somber Vacation]] — Strong Bad believed that [[Strong Sad]] was in a barrel "moistening" himself (Strong Sad insists it's called "The Dampening".)
* [[The Baloneyman]] — The page title of the toon, presumably describing Bubs's baloney sandwiches, reads "Moist and Hot on a Hot, Moist Day!"
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Coach Z describes Homestar's locker as "a moist one".
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad describes Strong Badian currency ([[Quesos|quesos]]) as "the most moist and juicy of all barely legal tender".
* [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]] — Homestar says that Coach Z bet him "a moist Benjamin" that he (Homestar) couldn't catch a quarter in his mouth.
* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]] — While playing an unknown video game, [[Blue Laser Commander]] exclaims, "What kind of power-up is 'moist beam'?!"
* [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]] — The description for this [[YouTube]] video indicates that Coach Z "[[Puke|pukemakes]] most moistly".
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