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	When the characters of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will frequently be followed by a '''silly disclaimer''', either [[Blatant Lies\|denying the preceding statement]] or adding a word of caution. These disclaimers are often written out, preceded by an asterisk, and spoken by a [[Generic Announcers\|generic voice]] in a hushed tone.		When the characters of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will frequently be followed by a '''silly disclaimer''', either [[Blatant Lies\|denying the preceding statement]] or adding a word of caution. These disclaimers are often written out, preceded by an asterisk, and spoken by a [[Generic Announcers\|generic voice]] in a hushed tone.

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	* Email [[CGNU]] — ~~"~~Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you.~~"~~		* Email [[CGNU]] — "Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you."
	* [[Meet Marshie]] — ~~"~~[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails.~~"~~		* [[Meet Marshie]] — "[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and [[Fluffy Puff Mayo\|Marshmallow Mayonnaise]]. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat [[Nails\|nails]]."
	* Email [[the bet]] — ~~"~~[[Butter-da\|BUTTER-DA]] IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD~~"~~		* Email [[the bet]] — "[[Butter-da\|BUTTER-DA]] IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD"
	* Email [[theme park]] — ~~"~~please do not bring your grandmother~~"~~		* Email [[theme park]] — "[[Dislike of Old People\|please do not bring your grandmother]]"
	* Email [[secret recipes]] —		* Email [[secret recipes]] —
	** ~~"~~[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber.~~"~~		** "[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber."
	** ~~"~~[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg.~~"~~		** "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle [[Eggs\|Egg]]."
	** ~~"~~I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is.~~"~~		** "I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is."
	* Email [[long pants]] — ~~"~~Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog\|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] NOT ACCEPTED~~"~~		* Email [[long pants]] — "Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog\|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] NOT ACCEPTED"
	* Email [[narrator]] — ~~"~~This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for [[The Poopsmith]] and a graphic scene of [[The Paper]].~~"~~		* Email [[narrator]] — "This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for [[The Poopsmith]] and a graphic scene of [[The Paper]]."
	* [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — ~~"~~Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater.~~"~~ Written in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style as ~~"~~GAMe [[Lowercase i's\|WiLL]] NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii ''{unreadable}'' ter.~~"~~		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — "Discount will not be honored."
	* [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] — ~~"~~Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump.~~"~~		* [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — "Game will not literally leave your [[Nintendo\|Wii]] console a smoldering crater." Written in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style as "GAMe [[Lowercase i's\|WiLL]] NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii ''{unreadable}'' ter."
	* [[Costume Commercial]] — ~~"~~Side effects may include getting ''intentionally'' run down by Mancuso's older brother.~~"~~		* [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] — "Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump."
	* [[Donut Unto Others]] — ~~"~~The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements.~~"~~		* [[Costume Commercial]] — "Side effects may include getting ''intentionally'' run down by [[Mancuso]]'s older brother."
	* Email [[too cool]] — ~~"~~Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence.~~"~~		* [[Donut Unto Others]] — "The [[American Dental Association]] does not approve the preceding statements."
	* [[Later That Night...]] — ~~"~~Preceding statement has not been approved by DOW Chemical.~~"~~		* [[2011 Calendar]] — "[[Prolly\|prolly]] doesn't feature ANY of your favorite [[Strong Bad Email\|sbemails]]"
	* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — ~~"~~Actual tiles do not [[Michael Jackson\|Billie Jean]]~~"~~		* Email [[too cool]] — "Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family [[Might Could\|Might/Could]]'s, and scenes of strong foldulence."
	* [[Halloween Hijinks]] — ~~"~~Side effects may include: [[-èd\|zig-zaggèd]] pants, [[Large Bean\|large bean]], clichéd parodies, and playing in a band.~~"~~		* [[Later That Night...]] — "Preceding statement has not been approved by [[Dow Chemical Company\|DOW Chemical]]."
			* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — "Actual tiles do not [[Michael Jackson\|Billie Jean]]"
			* [[Halloween Hijinks]] — "Side effects may include: [[-èd\|zig-zaggèd]] pants, [[Large Bean\|large bean]], clichéd parodies, and playing in a band."
	* [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] —		* [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] —
	** ~~"~~cool, cool glasses not included~~"~~		** "[[Cool Shades\|cool, cool glasses]] not included"
	** ~~"~~Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer.~~"~~		** "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer."
	* [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] — ~~"~~Talkin' Strong Bad plush doll will not actually give you a rash.~~"~~		* [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] — "Talkin' Strong Bad plush doll will not actually give you a rash."
			* [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022\|25 Oct 2022]]) — "Scarf commentary not included."
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	~~</div>~~		=== Real Disclaimers ===

	~~</div>~~		* [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — The "FBI Warning" at the beginning states that the cartoon is "pretty old" and that the characters aren't very funny.
			* [[Everything Else, Volume 1]] — During the FBI warning, Strong Bad gives a "Strong Bad-BI warning" that the DVD does not contain any Strong Bad Emails.
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When the characters of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] make bold claims or suggestions, these will frequently be followed by a '''silly disclaimer''', either [[Blatant Lies|denying the preceding statement]] or adding a word of caution. These disclaimers are often written out, preceded by an asterisk, and spoken by a [[Generic Announcers|generic voice]] in a hushed tone.

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* Email [[CGNU]] — "Actual applicants not accepted. Art test is only so we can make fun of you."
* [[Meet Marshie]] — "[[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and Marshmallow Mayonnaise. Each sold separately. Comes with everything you see here. Batteries not included. Kids, don't eat nails."
* Email [[the bet]] — "[[Butter-da|BUTTER-DA]] IS NOH HUSH A BUSH PUSH LEOPOLD"
* Email [[theme park]] — "please do not bring your grandmother"
* Email [[secret recipes]] —
** "[[Strong Bad]] may or may not have an actual Great Uncle Pawdabber."
** "[[Homestar Runner]] definitely does not have a Stupid Uncle Egg."
** "I, uh, I don't even know what a poopaw is."
* Email [[long pants]] — "Rodeo and [[Tragic Clown Dog|Tragic Clown Hot Dogs]] NOT ACCEPTED"
* Email [[narrator]] — "This Strong Bad Email has been rated P for [[The Poopsmith]] and a graphic scene of [[The Paper]]."
* [[SBCG4AP Advertisement]] — "Game will not literally leave your Wii console a smoldering crater." Written in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style as "GAMe [[Lowercase i's|WiLL]] NOT LiTeRALLY LeAVe YOUR Wii ''{unreadable}'' ter."
* [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site]] — "Caution: Contents under pressure. Void where prohibited. Probably not recyclable in CA, WA, ME, NY or FL. This gum is delicious. For external use only. If accidental contact with eyes occurs, flush with water and contact poison control. Looks like you're going to have to jump."
* [[Costume Commercial]] — "Side effects may include getting ''intentionally'' run down by Mancuso's older brother."
* [[Donut Unto Others]] — "The American Dental Association does not approve the preceding statements."
* Email [[too cool]] — "Rated F for Folds. May contain graphic images of vague skin folds, references to Family Might/Could's, and scenes of strong foldulence."
* [[Later That Night...]] — "Preceding statement has not been approved by DOW Chemical."
* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]] — "Actual tiles do not [[Michael Jackson|Billie Jean]]"
* [[Halloween Hijinks]] — "Side effects may include: [[-èd|zig-zaggèd]] pants, [[Large Bean|large bean]], clichéd parodies, and playing in a band."
* [[Talkin' Strong Bad Plush Doll Commercial]] —
** "cool, cool glasses not included"
** "Talking Strong Bad Plush Doll mumble mumble fine print legal disclaimer."
* [[Strong Bad Talking Plush]] — "Talkin' Strong Bad plush doll will not actually give you a rash."

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