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''Canned delight''

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''The company that makes it''

'''Melonade''' is a preferred drink of [[Homestar Runner]]. It first appeared in "[[A Jumping Jack Contest]]", where [[The Cheat]] offered Homestar 147 glasses of it, and got refills from [[Strong Mad]]'s melonade keg. Homestar Runner usually eats about 147 [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] before drinking a tall glass of melonade. Melonade derives its name from the similarly formulated drink, ''lemonade'', which is made from lemons rather than melons. In addition, the words "melon" and "lemon" are [[anagram|anagrams]].

During [[Main Page 11|melonade shortages]], it can sell for as much as $2 per gallon.

According to the retro-themed [[Hremail 7]], Homestar once had an endorsement deal with [[Minor Companies|The Ethical Advancement of Melonade]] that made him "contractually unable to drink, talk about, or bathe in any other liquid". According to the hremail, said contract expired in March of 2003. During this email, several variants of Melonade were mentioned.

== Melonade Variants ==

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Athletic Berry Blast
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[[Smoking|Butt One]] Flavor
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[[Coffee|Costa Latte]] Froth
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Melonade Original Flavor
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Melonade Throat Closers
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Quadruple Triple
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Sizzlin' [[Bacon]] Guava Quench
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Taco Annihilation
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== Appearances ==

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''"One time I made a whole set of coasters out of some old Sega tapes."''

* '''Debut:''' [[A Jumping Jack Contest]] — [[The Cheat]] brings [[Homestar Runner]] an excessive amount of melonade to drink, in an attempt to sabotage him into dropping out of the titular contest.
* [[The Luau]] (mentioned) — Homestar mentions he has "a serious problem" with melonade, having drank 32 glasses.
** This line is asked about in the [[Homestar Quiz]].
* [[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (mentioned) — Homestar's pitch cross-promotes eating [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] and drinking melonade.
* [[Main Page 11]] — A headline (shown when mousing over "[[Character Videos|characters]]") reports that melonade prices may reach $2 per gallon.
* Email [[helium]] — The melonade keg from "A Jumping Jack Contest" reappears.
* Email [[cheat talk]] (Easter egg, mentioned) — A "Learn to [[Lack of Intelligible Speech|speak The Cheat]]" instructional record shares the translation for "Hey, Homestar, would you like 147 glasses of melonade?" (a line from "A Jumping Jack Contest").
* [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — [[Strong Bad]] expresses disappointment when he is not [[Gatorade shower|doused with melonade]] after beating Homestar at a race. [[Strong Mad]] obligingly clobbers him with a keg of melonade.
* Email [[anything]] — Homestar makes coasters for melonade using [[Sega Tapes|Sega tapes]].
* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (mentioned) — [[Marzipan]] tells Homestar that the titular potion is melonade to get him to drink it.
* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — Bubs and Homestar share melonade (with Homestar [[Fourth Wall Breaks|noting that]] "We haven't talked about that much lately!").
* [[Everything Else, Volume 3]] — Depicted on [[Everything Else DVD Artwork|the cover]] and on the "Toons" menu.
* Email [[hiding]] — Strong Bad and The Cheat use Fluffy Puff marshmallows and a glass of melonade as bait in a trap for Homestar.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Mad's melonade keg can be seen [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|in the House of Strong]].
* [[Best Caper Ever]] (mentioned) — The titular caper began with Strong Bad stealing Homestar's melonade and The Cheat peeing in it, which somehow led to stranding Homestar on an ice floe in the Arctic.
* [[Where U Goin' 2?]] — The Cheat hitches a ride on Homestar's leg and steals his melonade.
* [[Hremail 7]] — Homestar is asked about his "favorite drink", and speaks extensively on melonade.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] (mentioned) — An imprisoned [[Coach Z]] makes "[[Pruno|jail terlet melonade]]".
* [[@StrongBadActual]] —
** [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2017|August 18, 2017]] — A slice of watermelon shaped like Homestar's head remarks that it could be used to make melonade (shown again in [[Social Media Crap Compilation 1]])
** [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022|May 24, 2022]] — An advertisement for [[Fangamer|Blubb-O's Collector's glasses]] demonstrates Homestar's glass by filling it with Melonade, which the illustration reacts to with joy.

== See Also ==

* [[Piemonade]]
[[Category:Food and drinks]]
[[Category:Food running gags]]

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