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	[[Coach Z]] and [[Marzipan]] have a '''love-hate relationship''', with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is [[The Only Girl\|the only girl]] available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.		[[Coach Z]] and [[Marzipan]] have a '''love-hate relationship''', with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is [[The Only Girl\|the only girl]] available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

	~~<span id~~=~~"coach-zs-attraction-to-marzipan"></span>~~		== Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.
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	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
	* [[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].		* [[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].
	* Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z ~~says~~ Marzipan is his girlfriend.		* Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z tells "Ronmartin Realdude" that Marzipan is his girlfriend.
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.
	* Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.		* Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z is found sighing and obsessing about Marzipan.		* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z is found sighing and obsessing about Marzipan.
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan to come down to the 'Stu-jo' and be a sassy high-pitched background singer on his new track.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan to come down to the 'Stu-jo' and be a sassy high-pitched background singer on his new track.
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Coach Z lets slip that he isn't allowed within 500 feet of Marzipan's house and then claims that he gets ~~"~~some sweet gooseflesh~~"~~ whenever he comes within 497 feet of it.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Coach Z lets slip that he isn't allowed within 500 feet of Marzipan's house and then claims that he gets "some sweet gooseflesh" whenever he comes within 497 feet of it.

	~~<span id~~=~~"marzipans-dislike-for-coach-z"></span>~~		== Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.		* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Bubs]] tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Bubs]] tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.
	* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that ~~"~~It's really annoying.~~"~~		* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that "It's really annoying."
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Later on, she looks on the bright side, as it had only been one window Coach Z broke this time; back then, he and Bubs would smash her windows every other day as the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands\|Two-O Duo]].		* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Later on, she looks on the bright side, as it had only been one window Coach Z broke this time; back then, he and Bubs would smash her windows every other day as the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands\|Two-O Duo]].
	* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, ~~"~~Noooooooo!~~"~~ She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his ~~"~~70's dinner.~~"~~		* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, "Noooooooo!" She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his "70's dinner."

	~~<span id~~=~~"coach-z-and-marzipan-getting-along"></span>~~		== Coach Z and Marzipan getting along ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~Coach Z and Marzipan getting along~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[A Jorb Well Done]] — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word ~~"~~job~~"~~.		* [[A Jorb Well Done]] — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word "job".
	* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there are clearly tensions between them).		* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there are clearly tensions between them).
	* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's ~~"~~hydroelectric~~"~~ cooking methods.		* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.
	* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why ~~"~~[[Be's\|besing]]~~"~~ mean isn't the best choice.		* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's\|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.
	* [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.		* [[A Death Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.
	* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].		* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].

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	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.		* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
	* [[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].		* [[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].
	* Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z ~~tells "Ronmartin Realdude" that~~ Marzipan is his girlfriend.		* Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z says Marzipan is his girlfriend.
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.		* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.
	* Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.		* Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.
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	* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.		* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.
	* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's\|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.		* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's\|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.
	* [[A Death Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.		* [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.
	* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].		* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].

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[[Coach Z]] and [[Marzipan]] have a '''love-hate relationship''', with most of the love lying on Coach Z's side and most of the hate lying on Marzipan's. On several occasions, Coach Z has shown to be in love with, or at least attracted to, Marzipan, although whether this is due to actual feelings of love, or the fact that Marzipan is [[The Only Girl|the only girl]] available, is uncertain. Marzipan has made it quite clear that she is not particularly fond of Coach Z, and is often annoyed or downright repulsed by him to the point of taking out a restraining order. Despite these differing feelings between them, the two have been able to get along fairly well on a few occasions.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Coach Z's attraction to Marzipan</span> ==

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if she would like to go out and get donuts with him.
* [[In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that he saw Coach Z coming out of [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's house]].
* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z gives Marzipan a calendar for Decemberween.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — A drunk Coach Z calls Marzipan very early in the morning to tell her that she's beautiful, eventually breaking down over the phone.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan if they were 'just friends', or more than friends.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]] — Coach Z accidentally admits to breaking into Marzipan's house.
* [[Happy Fireworks]] — Coach Z flirts with [[Cardboard Marzipan]].
* Email [[diorama]] — Coach Z tells "Ronmartin Realdude" that Marzipan is his girlfriend.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — In the game's epilogue, Coach Z reveals that he wants to stay in Marzipan's backyard to spy on her.
* Email [[being mean]] — Coach Z speaks suggestively to Marzipan; however, it is unclear whether or not he is just acting.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Coach Z is found sighing and obsessing about Marzipan.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]] — Coach Z asks Marzipan to come down to the 'Stu-jo' and be a sassy high-pitched background singer on his new track.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — Coach Z lets slip that he isn't allowed within 500 feet of Marzipan's house and then claims that he gets "some sweet gooseflesh" whenever he comes within 497 feet of it.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Marzipan's dislike for Coach Z</span> ==

* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Marzipan tells Coach Z the scratch 'n sniff calendar he made her is nasty.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — [[Bubs]] tells Marzipan that Coach Z received the kick in the crotch she sent him.
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for making inappropriate comments during the commercial break. Later on, she interrupts Coach Z's free-styling session, saying that "It's really annoying."
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Marzipan gets angry at Coach Z for breaking her window with a rock, which he mistook for a pebble. She then claims that Coach Z is not allowed within 500 feet of her house. Later on, she looks on the bright side, as it had only been one window Coach Z broke this time; back then, he and Bubs would smash her windows every other day as the [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Two-O Duo]].
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — When Coach Z replaces Homestar as Marzipan's boyfriend, in despair Marzipan cries out, "Noooooooo!" She later scowls at Coach Z when he demands that she continue cooking his "70's dinner."

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== <span class="mw-headline">Coach Z and Marzipan getting along</span> ==

* [[A Jorb Well Done]] — Marzipan tries to help Coach Z say the word "job".
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — Coach Z and Marzipan work together as commentators during the parade (although there are clearly tensions between them).
* Email [[environment]] — Marzipan approves of Coach Z's "hydroelectric" cooking methods.
* Email [[being mean]] — Marzipan and Coach Z, along with [[Strong Mad]], stage a play on why "[[Be's|besing]]" mean isn't the best choice.
* [[A Death Defying Decemberween]] — Marzipan and Coach Z help Bubs and Strong Mad build a snowman without conflict.
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Marzipan takes pictures with Coach Z in the [[Photo Boooth]].

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