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	[[~~File:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV5.png\|~~[[~~File:MarzipanAnsweringMachineV5~~.~~png~~\|~~180px\|thumb~~]]]]		[[Marzipan]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|once said]] that the '''outgoing messages''' she leaves in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] are like her "adopted foreign babies". Here is a list of them, including some that have appeared in toons of other categories.
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	[[Marzipan]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2\|once said]] that the '''outgoing messages''' she leaves in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] are like her "adopted foreign babies". Here is a list of them, including some that have appeared in toons of other categories.

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	\| [[French\|Bonjour]], [[Spanish\|amigos]]. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone.		\| [[French\|Bonjour]], [[Spanish\|amigos]]. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone.
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	\| rowspan="2"\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]		\| rowspan="2" \| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
	\| Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P.		\| Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P.
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	\| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway.		\| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway.
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	\| rowspan="4"\| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]]		\| rowspan="4" \| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]]
	\| Hi this is Marzipan. I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners. I'll be back in—		\| Hi this is Marzipan. I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners. I'll be back in—
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	\| [[Homestar Ruiner]] (After destroying Marzipan's decorations)		\| [[Homestar Ruiner]] (After destroying Marzipan's decorations)
	\| This is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now, because [[Homestar Runner\|my boyfriend]] (more like my [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship\|ex-boyfriend]]) is a louse. Please leave a message after the beep. Unless you're Homestar, in which case you should jump in a polluted lake.		\| This is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now, because [[Homestar Runner\|my boyfriend]] (more like my [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship\|ex-boyfriend]]) is a louse. Please leave a message after the beep. Unless you're Homestar, in which case you should jump in a polluted lake.
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	\| Homestar Ruiner (After delivering chocolate to Marzipan)		\| Homestar Ruiner (After delivering chocolate to Marzipan)
	\| Oh hi, this is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm preparing a big party for my big boyfriend. Please leave a big message after the tiny beep.		\| Oh hi, this is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm preparing a big party for my big boyfriend. Please leave a big message after the tiny beep.
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[[Marzipan]] [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|once said]] that the '''outgoing messages''' she leaves in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]] are like her "adopted foreign babies". Here is a list of them, including some that have appeared in toons of other categories.

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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out looking at the fall colors. Please leave me a message, and I'll call you right back.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm feeling very vivacious today. Please leave me a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out doing some very important things, so please leave me a message, and if this is [[Strong Bad]] calling to prank call me, can you please do the one where I win the radio contest? 'Cause that one's my favorite. Okay. Bye.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. ''{singing}'' Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you. Hey! Leave me a messa—
|-
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm sittin' in my dark room... thinkin'. Please leave me a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]]
| Ooo! Oooo! Happy [[Halloween]], don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message. This is Marzipan.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]]
| [[French|Bonjour]], [[Spanish|amigos]]. Je m'appelle Marzipanio. Please leave me a messiaggio and I will call you back-io. Toodle-oo toots, everyone.
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| rowspan="2"| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2]]
| Hi, this is M-A-R-Z-I-P-A-N. Please leave me a message after the B-E-E-P.
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| '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, hey, this is Marzipan... and, uhm... leave a message after my beeps. Beep.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]
| Hi guys! Leave me a message, and I'll leave you with an abstract thought. Is a penguin a bird or a duck?
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm out expanding my horizons. Leave me a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2]]
| Yeah, yeah. Leave a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm probably outside eating some dirt or something. So just leave me a message.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]]
| Aloha, this is Marzipan. I'm lounging on the lanai, enjoying a wheatgrass-tini, in my wheatgrass-kini. Please leave a mauka-makai-message.
|-
| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'm currently drowning in the abyss, but please leave me a message anyway.
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| rowspan="4"| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]]
| Hi this is Marzipan. I'm off volunteering in the Coches Mountains, teaching the heathens how to bend pipe cleaners. I'll be back in—
|-
| '''STRONG SAD:''' Greetings weary telephone traveler. I sense you have come in search of Marzipan, but you have stumbled upon so much more. 'Tis I, Strong Sad, house-sitter extraordinaire. Please organize your thoughts for Marzipan in order of least depressing to most depressing. As for crank calls, allow me to give you a theme: furtive glances.
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| '''STRONG SAD:''' Marzipan be gone! Strong Sad be here, so drop your purpose in mine ear! I'll pass it on before too long...
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| '''STRONG SAD:''' Hello, this is Strong Sad, temporary steward of Marzipan's domicile. Please leave your jumbled message at the tone, so I can articulately reword it in journal form for Marzipan to read upon her safe return.
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| [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. I'll be out and about for about seven years, so I'll give you a call back after that. Thank you!
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| [[Where's The Cheat?]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan. Please leave me a message.
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| [[personal favorites]]
| Hi! This is Marzipan.
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| [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
| Hi, this is Marzipan.
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| [[garage sale]]
| It's a great day at Marzipan's! Please leave me a message.
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| [[Jibblies 2]]
| Boo! This is Marzipan. Leave me a spooky message.
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| [[Homestar Ruiner]] (After destroying Marzipan's decorations)
| This is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now, because [[Homestar Runner|my boyfriend]] (more like my [[Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship|ex-boyfriend]]) is a louse. Please leave a message after the beep. Unless you're Homestar, in which case you should jump in a polluted lake.
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| Homestar Ruiner (After delivering chocolate to Marzipan)
| Oh hi, this is Marzipan. I can't come to the phone right now because I'm preparing a big party for my big boyfriend. Please leave a big message after the tiny beep.
|}

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