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	\| [[Homestarloween Party]] ([[Homestarloween Party Costumes\|costumes]]), [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] ([[Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes\|costumes]]), [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] ([[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Halloween Fairstival]] ([[Halloween Fairstival Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Happy Hallow-day]] ([[Happy Hallow-day Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Jibblies 2]] ([[Jibblies 2 Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Most in the Graveyard]] ([[Most in the Graveyard Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] ([[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Which Ween Costumes?]] ([[Which Ween Costumes? Costumes\|costumes]]), [[I Killed Pom Pom]] ([[I Killed Pom Pom Costumes\|costumes]]), [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] ([[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Later That Night...]] ([[Later That Night... Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Haunted Photo Booth]] ([[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] ([[Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes\|costumes]]), [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods\|The Homestar Runner Enters ~~the~~ Spooky Woods]] ([[The Homestar Runner Enters ~~the~~ Spooky Woods Costumes\|costumes]]), [[Halloween Hijinks]] ([[Halloween Hijinks Costumes\|costumes]])		\| [[Homestarloween Party]] · [[Homestarloween Party Costumes\|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]] · [[Pumpkin Carve-nival Costumes\|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob Costumes\|costumes]] · [[3 Times Halloween Funjob (song)\|theme song]] · [[Halloween Fairstival]] · [[Halloween Fairstival Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] · [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Happy Hallow-day]] · [[Happy Hallow-day Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Jibblies 2]] · [[Jibblies 2 Teaser\|teaser]] · [[Jibblies 2 Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Most in the Graveyard]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Teaser\|teaser]] · [[Most in the Graveyard Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser\|teaser]] · [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Which Ween Costumes?]] · [[Which Ween Costumes? Costumes\|costumes]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom]] · [[Halloween Safety\|teaser]] · [[I Killed Pom Pom Costumes\|costumes]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser\|teaser]] · [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Later That Night...]] · [[Later That Night... Teaser\|teaser]] · [[Later That Night... Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser\|teaser]] · [[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser\|teaser]] · [[Mr. Poofers Must Die Costumes\|costumes]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser\|teaser]] · [[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hijinks]] · [[Halloween Hijinks Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Costumes\|costumes]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Walkthrough\|walkthrough]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek Responses\|responses]] · [[Halloween Hide & Seek v2.0 Trailer\|v2.0 trailer]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Teaser\|teaser]] · [[2022 Costume Pack Now Available Costumes\|costumes]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Teaser\|teaser]] · [[The Show: Ween Edition Costumes\|costumes]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short]] · [[A Prickly Scary Short Costumes\|costume]]
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			\| [[Main Page 7]], [[Ween Intro]], [[Punkin Stencils]]
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	\| style="~~text-align:center;~~background-color:#~~fc9~~" \| '''~~[[Fan Costumes]]~~'''		\| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" \| '''Toons'''
	\| [[~~Fan Costume Commentary\|2003~~]], [[~~More Fan Costumes\|2005~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes '06\|2006~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes '07\|2007~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes '08\|2008~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes '09\|2009~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes 2015\|2015~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes 2016\|2016~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes 2017\|2017~~]], [[~~Fan Costumes 2018\|2018~~]], [[~~Fan 'Stumes 2019~~\|~~2019~~]], [[~~Fan 'Stumes 2020\|2020~~]]		\| [[halloweener]], [[ghosts]], '''Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0''', [[Malloween Commercial]], [[That a Ghost]], [[Halloween Awards Show]], [[Costume Commercial]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]], [[Punkin Show]], [[Halloween Safety]], [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]], [[Large Bean (toon)\|Large Bean]], [[Kooky Moonlight]]
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	\| style="~~text-align:center;~~background-color:#~~fc9~~" \| '''~~Other Toons~~'''		\| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" \| '''Puppet Stuff'''
	\| [[Main Page 7]], [[Ween Intro]], [[halloweener]], [[ghosts]], '''Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0''', [[Malloween Commercial]], [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]], [[Punkin Stencils]], [[That a Ghost]], [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2~~]], [[Halloween Awards Show~~]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl~~]], [[Costume Commercial]], [[Decomposing Pumpkins]], [[Punkin Show]], [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]], [[Large Bean (toon)\|Large Bean~~]], [[Greatest American Homestar]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]		\| [[Homestar vs. Little Girl 2]], [[Marshie vs. Little Girl]], [[Greatest American Homestar]], [[Action Cool News-oween Report]]
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	\| style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" \| '''Costumes'''		\| style="background-color:#ffe6cc" \| '''Games'''
	\| [[Halloween Costumes]], [[Rejected Costumes]], [[Other Halloween Costumes]], [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes]], [[What are you supposed to be?]], [[I really like your costume]], [[Icon References in Halloween Costumes\|Icon References]]		\| [[Egg Throwing Game]], [[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]], [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
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			\| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" \| '''[[Fan Costumes]]'''
			\| [[Fan Costume Commentary\|2003]], [[More Fan Costumes\|2005]], [[Fan Costumes '06\|2006]], [[Fan Costumes '07\|2007]], [[Fan Costumes '08\|2008]], [[Fan Costumes '09\|2009]], [[Fan Costumes 2015\|2015]], [[Fan Costumes 2016\|2016]], [[Fan Costumes 2017\|2017]], [[Fan Costumes 2018\|2018]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2019\|2019]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2020\|2020]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2021\|2021]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2022\|2022]], [[Fan 'Stumes 2023\|2023]], [[Fanstume (singular) '24\|2024]]
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			\| colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background-color:#fc9" \| '''[[Halloween Costumes\|Costumes]]'''
			\| [[Rejected Costumes]], [[Other Halloween Costumes]], [[Strong Bad's Teaser Costumes]], [[What are you supposed to be?]], [[I really like your costume]], [[Icon References in Halloween Costumes\|Icon References]]
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Stealth of Dead Guy Perez!

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Strong Sad invites Marzipan to a Halloween party, Bubs advertises tainted candy, Homsar howls, Dead Guy Perez knocks over the thing, Safety Dan gives us important Halloween tips, and Homestar treats us to a musical performance.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Sad]], [[Bubs]], [[Homsar]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Strong Bad]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, October 31, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 3:16

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Spooky Answering Machine

'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#Marzipan.27s_Greeting 1.1 Marzipan's Greeting]
** [#Message_5 1.2 Message 5]
** [#Message_4 1.3 Message 4]
** [#Message_3 1.4 Message 3]
** [#Message_2 1.5 Message 2]
** [#Message_1 1.6 Message 1]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 3.1 Trivia]
** [#Inside_References 3.2 Inside References]
** [#Fast_Forward 3.3 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

<span id="marzipans-greeting"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span> ===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Ooo! OoOoo! Happy Halloween, don't be too scared... 'cause it's Halloween. Please leave a message...this is Marzipan. ''{beep}''

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span> ===

'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey, Marzipan. I was just letting you know that Homsar and I are gonna bust out the Ouija board tonight, and if you're up for it... could be pretty fun. I'm... hoping to see if any dead people will be my friends. All right. See ya.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 4 </span> ===

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! Just wanted to let you know that, Coach Z got that kick in the crotch you sent him just fine. He's chillin' out on the couch right now. I-I think he'll be out of commission for a while. Uh, anyways, remember, Friday is tainted candy sellback day at the concession stand, so, be sure to stop on by. Later.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span> ===

'''HOMSAR:''' ''{crazy wailing}'' AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 2 </span> ===

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Trick or Treat! ''{pause}'' Marzipan?... you got any treats? No? Then you get a trick! ''{attempting ominous voice}'' Ohhh, this isn't Homestar after all! My name is Dead Guy Perez... alternately known as the D.G.P... and I'm... a dead guy! I'm coming to your house. ''{thump, thump, thump, crash} {normal voice}'' Oh. I knocked over the thing. Um... I'm not coming to your house after all, but... leave me a message, and I'll get right back to you.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 1 </span> ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, good day to you Mrs. Pan. This is... Safety Dan, over here at the Safety... Squad. Uh, just calling you with some Halloween safety tips. Always remember, when trick-or-treating, to wear all black and paint your face black and dye your hair black... you know, all- everything black. If need be, wrap yourself in electrical tape. And walk in the middle of the street at all times and dart quickly into the street and across intersections. Also, we have recently come to find that your house has in ''no way'' been targeted for multiple eggings and toilet paperings. So you've got nothing to worry about. Probably just go to your stupid boyfriend's party and, um, ''no one at all'' will egg the everloving crap out of your house. Okay. Once again, I'm Safety Dan. Happy Halloween.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==

* After the final message, click on the tape deck to hear Homestar try to sing "Back in Black" by AC/DC.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{singing}'' Doot! Doo doo doot! Doo doo doot! Deedoodadeedoo! Boop! Boo doo doot! Boo doo doot! Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, Well I'm back in black, and I'm hittin' the sack and everybody does something and all, uh, back in the black ''{stops singing, pauses}'' ...um... I don't know the words. I just like that guy's little schoolboy outfit.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* This toon was released on the same day as the Strong Bad Email [[ghosts]].
* This is the first Answering Machine to have any Easter eggs.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* After singing ''[[Back in Black (song)|Back in Black]]'' in the Easter egg, Homestar says he likes "that guy's little schoolboy outfit". This is a reference to [[Angus Young]] of [[AC/DC]]. Homestar showed his love for that outfit by wearing it as his costume in the [[Pumpkin Carve-nival]], released two days prior.
* Safety Dan is a reference to [[Dan]], a running gag.
* Safety Dan's advice is the inverse of precautions taken to prevent [[Getting Run Over|getting run over]]. He also mentions [[Eggs|egging]] and [[Toilet Paper|toilet papering]].
* Homestar leaves a message ending with "Leave me a message and I'll get right back to you", which is part of Marzipan's outgoing message in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===

* Strong Bad tells Marzipan "to wear all black... and dye your hair black". Marzipan dresses up this way when portraying [[Sultry Buttons]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marzipans-answering-machine-7 watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/answer7.html watch "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/answer7.swf view the Flash file for "Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Marzipan Filmography|Marzipan Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Sad Filmography|Strong Sad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Bubs Filmography|Bubs Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homsar Filmography|Homsar Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Homestar Runner Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Everything Else, Volume 1|Everything Else, Volume 1]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Halloween|Halloween]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Marzipan's Answering Machine|Marzipan's Answering Machine]]</span>

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