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	'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]		'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

	'''Date:''' ~~''on~~ or before~~'' Tuesday,~~ May 1, 2001		'''Date:''' On or before May 1, 2001

	'''Running Time:''' 2:24		'''Running Time:''' 2:24
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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span> ===

	'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later.		'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later. ''{beep}''

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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span> ===

	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and— ooo! ~~Ooo~~! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and— ooo! ooo! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span> ===

	'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and— oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo ~~hlooo~~!		'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and— oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo hoooo!

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

	* ~~With the exception of the one after the last message, the beeps~~ from the [[Answering Machine\|answering machine]] ~~don~~'t happen until ~~clicking its~~ right button.		* The beep from the [[Answering Machine\|answering machine]] doesn't happen until the right button on the answering machine is clicked.
	* The King of Town pronounces "again" two different ways.		* The King of Town pronounces "again" two different ways.
	* This is the first toon in which Strong Bad talks without his Mexican accent.		* This is the first toon in which Strong Bad talks without his Mexican accent.
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	=== <span class="mw-headline">Glitches</span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline">Glitches</span> ===

	* ~~Clicking~~ the right button while the last message is playing ~~will display the wrong number during~~ Marzipan's outgoing message.		* If the right button is clicked while the last message is playing, Marzipan's outgoing message will play, but will have the wrong number.

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The King of Town unsuccessfully tries to deliver an invitation, Pom Pom talks crazy talk, and Detective Everybody reports that Homestar Runner is dead.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Marzipan]], [[Strong Bad]], [[The King of Town]], [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]]

'''Places:''' [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Date:''' ''on or before'' Tuesday, May 1, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 2:24

'''Page Title:''' Marzipan's Answering Machine Volume 2

'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 1]]

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#Marzipan.27s_Greeting 1.1 Marzipan's Greeting]
** [#Message_6 1.2 Message 6]
** [#Message_5 1.3 Message 5]
** [#Message_4 1.4 Message 4]
** [#Message_3 1.5 Message 3]
** [#Message_2 1.6 Message 2]
** [#Message_1 1.7 Message 1]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.2 Remarks]
** [#Glitches 2.3 Glitches]
** [#Inside_References 2.4 Inside References]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Greeting </span> ===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, this is Marzipan. Leave me a message. I am screening my calls today, but I'll pick up if I feel like it. See you later.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 6 </span> ===

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears throat}'' Uh, yes, hello there Mrs. Pan. This is, uh, Detective Everybody down here at the station. And um, and we got your boyfriend Homestar down here and, uh, he's dead. Beca— we killed him, because he was so stupid that we had to shoot him, to keep h-him from being even more stupid. So if you wanna come down and I.D. the body, there's not much left... we put about 37 slugs in him, eh-and things don't look too good. Uh, so if you could come down we would appreciate it, right now, um, to come look at your dead boyfriend. ''{stifled laughter}'' Okay, have a good day.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 5 </span> ===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello Marzipan, it's the King of Town here. I just wanted to invite you to a... a banquet I'm having, and— ooo! Ooo! I've got to call you back! My... uh... my... pizza's just arrived! Doo, hoo, hoo, hoo!

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 4 </span> ===

'''MARZIPAN:''' Hi, Marzipan. This is Marzipan calling. Just wanted to remind you: don't let Homestar have that leftover strudel tonight, because he's looking a little bit fat around the edges. Okay. See you tonight.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 3 </span> ===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Ooo, hello, Marzipan. It's the King again. I apologize. So, about my banquet. It's going to be at my castle, and— oh! Ooh! My leg of lamb is here! Ohh, hoo! Excuse me, I've got to call you back! Doo! Loo, doo hlooo!

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 2 </span> ===

'''POM POM:''' ''{bubbling noises}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{voice faint, in the distance}'' Pom Pom, that's not what I said! ''{normal volume, on the phone}'' Okay, okay, Marzipan. Seriously, that is ''not'' what I said, at all. Um, I don't know ''what'' Pom Pom was talking about, or ''why'' he would call you to tell you, what he just told you. But in fact, I think that was some type of hilarious joke, hah hah. That's what it was. Pom Pom, I've said it once, and I'll say it again: you're crazy! Okay, sweetheart. Bye.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Message 1 </span> ===

'''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Okay, Marzipan, let's give this one more try. It's the King again, and about my banquet, I wa... Ohh, ooh, I'm sorry! My year's supply of Salisbury sundaes has just arrived! I'm never calling you back! Mee! Rloo! Noo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* This is the first mention of [[Pizza|pizza]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* With the exception of the one after the last message, the beeps from the [[Answering Machine|answering machine]] don't happen until clicking its right button.
* The King of Town pronounces "again" two different ways.
* This is the first toon in which Strong Bad talks without his Mexican accent.
** Oddly, he goes back to his old accent in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Glitches</span> ===

* Clicking the right button while the last message is playing will display the wrong number during Marzipan's outgoing message.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* "Salisbury sundaes" were first mentioned by The King of Town in [[Homestarloween Party]].
* Homestar previously said Pom Pom was crazy in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

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