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	'''[[Marzipan]]'s [[Answering Machine]]''' is ~~a collection~~ of ~~audio messages left for Marzipan on her [[Marzipan's House\|home]] phone. A stylistic departure from~~ the ~~usual toon format~~ on [[homestarrunner.com]], animation ~~is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based~~. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships\|relationships]] between the [[Characters\|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls\|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.		'''[[Marzipan]]'s Answering Machine''' is probably one of the most overlooked sections on [[homestarrunner.com]], likely because of its lack of animation. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships\|relationships]] between the [[Characters\|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls\|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

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	~~Marzipan's~~ answering ~~machine is occasionally shown in toons that are not a part of its self-titled series:~~		The following toons feature segments with characters talking on answering machines.

	* [[~~Where's~~ The ~~Cheat?~~]] ~~— Strong Bad calls to ask about~~ [[The Cheat]]~~'s whereabouts, but the call quickly devolves into yet another prank call for Marzipan.~~		* [[The King of Town DVD]] (The King of Town's answering machine)
	* Email [[personal favorites]] ~~— Strong Bad "remembers" a nonexistent email where he left a prank call so good that it physically destroyed Marzipan's machine.~~		* [[Where's The Cheat?]]
	* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] ~~— Strong Bad leaves a prank call while in jail.~~		* Email [[personal favorites]]
	* Email [[garage sale]] ~~— After stealing Marzipan's answering machine, Strong Bad attempts to sell it back to her at his garage sale.~~		* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]]
	* [[Jibblies 2]] — The [[Jibblies Painting]] gives Marzipan the [[Jibblies\|jibblies]] through a message left on her machine.		* Email [[garage sale]]
	* [[~~Baddest of the Bands~~]] ~~— The player can [[Baddest of the Bands Responses~~ (~~Marzipan~~'s~~)\|interact with the~~ answering machine~~]] while in [[Marzipan's House\|Marzipan's house]].~~		* [[Lappynapped!]] (Strong Bad's answering machine)
			* [[Jibblies 2]]
	~~Other characters have been shown to have answering machines of their own:~~		* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
			* [[Halloween Safety]] (Mikezipan's Answering Machine)
	* [[~~The King of Town DVD Commentary~~]] ~~— A "King of Town's Answering Machine" segment reveals the King has no messages (and no friends).~~
	* [[~~Lappynapped!]] — Strong Bad's answering machine is heard, with Strong Sad, The King~~ of ~~Town, and Homestar leaving him messages. An Easter egg plays [[Dolph Hauldhagen~~]]~~'s answering machine greeting.~~
	* [[Halloween Safety]] ~~— A message for [[The Brothers Chaps\|the Brothers Chaps]] is left on "[[Mike\|~~Mikezipan]]'s Answering Machine~~".~~

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'''[[Marzipan]]'s [[Answering Machine]]''' is a collection of audio messages left for Marzipan on her [[Marzipan's House|home]] phone. A stylistic departure from the usual toon format on [[homestarrunner.com]], animation is very limited and the series is primarily audio-based. The messages often dive deeper into interpersonal [[Character Relationships|relationships]] between the [[Characters|characters]], with each short message packed with insight. Some mainstays of the section are [[Strong Bad]]'s unrelenting [[Aliases Used in Prank Calls|prank calls]], [[Homestar Runner]]'s constant misunderstandings, [[Coach Z]]'s odd habits and tendencies (especially towards Marzipan herself), [[Strong Sad]]'s depressing ramblings, and surprisingly frequent calls from [[The King of Town]]. It also features various other surprise messages and cameos from major and minor characters.

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* [#Marzipan.27s_Answering_Machine_Versions 1 Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions]
* [#Other_Answering_Machine_Segments 2 Other Answering Machine Segments]
* [#Outgoing_Messages 3 Outgoing Messages]
* [#Answering_Machines 4 Answering Machines]
* [#List_of_Callers 5 List of Callers]
* [#Fun_Facts 6 Fun Facts]
* [#External_Links 7 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Marzipan's Answering Machine Versions </span> ==

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| width="150" valign="top"| * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2]]

| width="150" valign="top"| * [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]

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Marzipan's answering machine is occasionally shown in toons that are not a part of its self-titled series:

* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — Strong Bad calls to ask about [[The Cheat]]'s whereabouts, but the call quickly devolves into yet another prank call for Marzipan.
* Email [[personal favorites]] — Strong Bad "remembers" a nonexistent email where he left a prank call so good that it physically destroyed Marzipan's machine.
* [[Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon]] — Strong Bad leaves a prank call while in jail.
* Email [[garage sale]] — After stealing Marzipan's answering machine, Strong Bad attempts to sell it back to her at his garage sale.
* [[Jibblies 2]] — The [[Jibblies Painting]] gives Marzipan the [[Jibblies|jibblies]] through a message left on her machine.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — The player can [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|interact with the answering machine]] while in [[Marzipan's House|Marzipan's house]].

Other characters have been shown to have answering machines of their own:

* [[The King of Town DVD Commentary]] — A "King of Town's Answering Machine" segment reveals the King has no messages (and no friends).
* [[Lappynapped!]] — Strong Bad's answering machine is heard, with Strong Sad, The King of Town, and Homestar leaving him messages. An Easter egg plays [[Dolph Hauldhagen]]'s answering machine greeting.
* [[Halloween Safety]] — A message for [[The Brothers Chaps|the Brothers Chaps]] is left on "[[Mike|Mikezipan]]'s Answering Machine".

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== <span class="mw-headline">Outgoing Messages</span> ==

''See main article: [[Marzipan's Outgoing Messages]]''

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== <span class="mw-headline">Answering Machines</span> ==

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! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|2.0]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|3.0]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|4.0]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|5.0]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|6.0]]
! [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|7.0]]
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'''Strong Bad''' (35 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0, Message 6]] (as Mr. Nobody)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 6]] (as Detective Everybody)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0, Message 6]] (as Marzipan)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 6]] (as the King of Town)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 1]] (yelling at Strong Mad)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 4]] (as Constable Anybody)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0, Message 5]] (as Dr. Professional)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0, Message 1]] (as [[Dan|Safety Dan]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 4]] (as Sweepstakes Ron)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 5]] (as Cableman Jorge)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 5]] (prank call lesson 1)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 4]] (prank call lesson 2)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 3]] (prank call lesson 2, second try)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 2]] (prank call lesson 3, then cancels the class)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 1]] (yelling at Strong Sad)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2, Message 5]] (as Bob Statesman)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2, Message 4]] (as Goatface)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2, Message 2]] (as all of Marzipan's friends)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2, Message 1]] (as Lorenz Magazine Man)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2, Message 2]] (as Nadine Automated Menu Burger from Trusted Financial Institution)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 2]] (as Dean Prankcaller)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Message 6]] (addressing [[Strong Sad]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 1]] (as Joanie Allthetime)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 8]] (as Vince Napmaker)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 14]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 21]] (as automated Grody Lab Results; breaks character after interrupted by Strong Sad)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 28]] (as Sharpdene)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 34]] (as Rongardo Shavemybody)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 48]]

'''Homestar Runner''' (33 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 7]] (addressing Pom Pom)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0, Message 2]] (as Dead Guy Perez)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 1]] (followed by a fake greeting and four fake messages)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 5]] (prank call lesson 1)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 4]] (prank call lesson 2)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 3]] (prank call lesson 2, second try)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 2]] (prank call lesson 3, then finds the class is canceled)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2, Message 6]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 12]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 18]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 27]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 35]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 37]] (addressing Marzipan's sister)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 41]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 67]]

'''Strong Sad''' (17 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 6]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 6]] (with a lisp)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 7]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 13]] (From the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 20]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 22]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 23]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 24]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 38]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 46]]

'''Coach Z''' (14 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0|Version 1.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 6]] (drunk)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2, Message 6]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 3]] (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 9]] (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 19]] (from the Free Country USA Penitentiary)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 47]]

'''The King of Town''' (12 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 3]] (as Strong Bad)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 6]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 6]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 25]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 49]]

'''Bubs''' (12 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 6]] (drunk)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2, Message 5]] (as [[The Thnikkaman]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Easter egg]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 11]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 36]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 43]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 68]]

'''Homsar''' (4 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0|Version 5.0, Message 5]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0|Version 7.0, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 10]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 50]]

'''Marzipan''' (3 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 4]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|Version 12.2, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2|Version 16.2, Message 1]]

'''Strong Mad''' (3 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0|Version 3.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0|Version 4.0, Message 1]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 42]]

'''The Cheat''' (3 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2, Message 3]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 45]]

'''Pom Pom''' (2 times)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0|Version 2.0, Message 2]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2|Version 9.2, Message 1]]

'''The Poopsmith''' (1 time)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 17]]

'''Miscellaneous''' (at least 1 time each)

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0|Version 6.0, Message 3]] ([[Kevin]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 3]] ([[Stinkoman]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0|Version 8.0, Message 2]] ([[Grape-Nuts Robot]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] ([[Vector Strong Bad]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|Version 10.2, Easter egg]] (Ron Dardman)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2, Message 2]] (Łukasz)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2|Version 11.2, Easter egg]] (Some Other Guy With an Accent)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2, Message 4]] ([[Old-Timey Strong Bad]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2|Version 13.2, Message 2]] ([[The Homestar Runner]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|Version 14.2, Message 3]] ([[Crack Stuntman]], voice of [[Gunhaver]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2, Message 1]] ([[Questionable Services|Questionable]] surgeon)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 15]] (Kevin)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 16]] ([[Visor Robot]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 26]] ([[sloshy|Mitch]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 29]] ([[Kevin]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 30]] ([[sloshy|Clark]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 31]] ([[Puppet Homestar]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 32]] ([[Litigation Jackson]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 33]] ([[Larry Palaroncini]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 39]] ([[Tucker Donaldson]])
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Message 40]] ([[Humidibot]] and Humidibeth)
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2, Messages 41+]] ([[F-Sack]], [[Senor Cardgage]], [[The Announcer]], [[Marshie]], [[Jibblies Painting]], [[Balding Man]], Stinkoman, [[Pan Pan]], [[1-Up]], [[Peacey P]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], Crack Stuntman, The Homestar Runner, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Sickly Sam, [[Teen Girl Squad]] Member, One of [[The Gregs|the Gregs]])

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* The answering machine cassette tapes on versions 1.0 through 8.0 never stop rolling.
* Up through [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2|version 14.2]], the loading animation for each Answering Machine is the old rotating one. As of [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]], the answering machine's loading screen has changed, showing a corner of Marzipan's table instead of the old spinning [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] logo.
** [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] is the only answering machine verison without a loading animation, due to there being no [[Flash]] variant of the toon.
* Prior to the December 31st, 2020 [[Post-Flash Site Update|website update]], [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]] wasn't on the Marzipan's Answering Machine menu. Because of this, it could only be accessed through the "[[Holiday Toons]]" menu, the "[[New Stuff]]" menu, or, at the time it was released, the "What's New?" button on the [[Main Pages]].

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