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"Why ever drink again?"

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Little Girl has grown up to sell Malloweens with Marshie.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Marshie]], [[Little Girl]], [[Puppet Homestar]] (Easter egg)

'''Date:''' Monday, October 22, 2007

'''Running Time:''' 2:22

'''Page Title:''' New from Galoob!

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== Contents ==

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 3.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 3.2 Trivia]
** [#Inside_References 3.3 Inside References]
** [#Real-World_References 3.4 Real-World References]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ==

''{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Trick or treat!

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}'' Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Hey, Marshie?

'''MARSHIE:''' Hi, Little Girl! ''{Cut}'' What're you doing on the Halloween?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.

'''MARSHIE:''' Like a bowler?

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?

'''MARSHIE:''' What is it?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{whispers}'' Dry ice.

'''MARSHIE:''' I think that just killed the magic!

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!

'''MARSHIE:''' Poison the dragons!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah—

'''MARSHIE:''' That sounds like a heavy metal album!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Knock knock.

'''MARSHIE:''' Who's there?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampire.

'''MARSHIE:''' Vampire who?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampires are dumb!

''{cricket noises}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}'' How many times do we have to do this?!

''{zoom back}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.

'''MARSHIE:''' I can understand! ''{screeching}'' I could use a little cutback myself!

''{Cut. Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}''

'''MARSHIE:''' You're freaking me out, kid! ''{Swoops offscreen.}''

''{Cut}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{back onscreen}'' I was losing control!

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}'' You're funny.

'''MARSHIE:''' You're pretty quaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!

''{Cut}''

'''MARSHIE:''' ''{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}'' Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.

'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah? That's not very good advertising!

''{Cut}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah! And they're definitely like... ''{grips stomach}'' water.

'''MARSHIE:''' Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?

''{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Zombies aren't real.

'''MARSHIE:''' No?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No.

'''MARSHIE:''' What about me?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.

'''MARSHIE:''' Really?

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. ''{Cut}'' Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.

'''MARSHIE:''' I just pass out! ''{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}''

'''LITTLE GIRL:''' No! No. Noooooo! ''{breaks into fake tears}''

''{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}''

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Poison the dragons!

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<ul>
<li>Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a [[Heavy Metal|heavy metal]] album" to see a [[Taranchula]] album.</li>
<li>At the end, click on the word 'end' to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Little Girl removes her hood}'' Wait a minute! You're a little girl! I thought you was a little ghoul. ''{due to his impediment, he pronounces "girl" and "ghoul" nearly the same}''
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I am.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Like Ghouls 'n Ghosts.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' I....
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' But you're just a little girl.
'''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yup.
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not a ghoul.</li></ul>

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===

* [[Dry ice|Dry Ice]] is commonly added to water to create low-sinking dense clouds of fog.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* The intro music is from the beginning of [[Toccata and Fugue in D minor, BWV 565|Toccata and Fugue in D minor (BWV 565)]], commonly attributed to [[Johann Sebastian Bach]], a composition often used for Halloween. It has been transposed to F minor.
* This is the first appearance of the Marshie puppet on [[homestarrunner.com]]. The Marshie puppet first appeared in [[Real-Live E-Mails]] on [[strongbad email.exe Disc 4]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* The [[Page Titles|page title]] is the same as that of [[Meet Marshie]].
* Marshie wore the vampire costume in [[Malloween Commercial]], and "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your [[Pants|pants]]!" is similar to a line from that short.
** Additionally, the music that opened Malloween Commercial and the game [[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]] appears in this short.
* The dragon snout shown on the Poison the Dragons album strongly resembles [[Trogdor]]'s snout.
* [[Cricket Noises|Cricket noises]] can be heard after Little Girl's knock knock joke.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===

* In the Easter egg, Homestar mentions ''[[Ghouls 'n Ghosts]]'', a real-life arcade game.
* Marshie is correct about the album title. Besides the Easter egg, it's similar to [[Dio|Dio's]] [[Killing the Dragon]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/marshie-vs-little-girl watch "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/marshiepuppet.swf view the Flash file for "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]
* [http://forum.hrwiki.org/viewtopic.php?t=12692 forum thread re: "Marshie vs. Little Girl"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Marshie Filmography|Puppet Marshie Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Little Girl Filmography|Little Girl Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Homestar Filmography|Puppet Homestar Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Halloween|Halloween]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Puppet Stuff|Puppet Stuff]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Advertisements|Advertisements]]</span>

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