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Strong Bad ''is'' The Love Doctor

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''This article is about the [[Strong Bad Email]].'' ''For the [[Running Gags|running gag]], see [[Making Out]].''

"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Tandy 400]]

'''Date:''' Tuesday, October 9, 2001

'''Running Time:''' 0:59

'''Page Title:''' Frampton's Camel

'''DVD:''' [[strongbad email.exe Disc One]]

'''SBEmail Menu Description:''' A fan asks for dating advice so SB suggests using a song he wrote. And then totally doesn't show or perform said song. Huh.

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
** [#Real-World_References 2.2 Real-World References]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.3 Fast Forward]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, types "run Strongbad's__email"}'' Checkin' emails is like the best thing I do.

<blockquote>Dear Strong Bad..,<br />
Do you like making out? Because my boyfriend<br />
won't... mostly because he's jealous of you.<br />
I've tried the whole Peter Frampton thang,<br />
but nothing seems to work out. Please help<br />
me Strong Bad...<br />
Kissless in Santa Rosa</blockquote>
''{Pronounces "thang" as "thing"}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{clears screen}'' Well, Kissless, you're going about it all wrong. Frampton's not going to loosen anybody's lips. If you really want to make out with this guy, you need to go straight to the master of make out rock himself... ME! ''{clears screen}'' So here's what you do: ''{says but doesn't type}'' You ''{types}'' wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)." ''{stops typing}'' I'll tell you what, ''{resumes}'' he'll be all over you like the King of Town on a Chinese buffet, man. ''{stops typing}'' All right, so until next time send me more questions. SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!!!

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* This is the first sbemail to have an unusual [[Strong Bad Email Page Titles|page title]].
* The pseudonym the sender adopts is similar to those given to correspondents of [[Ann Landers]] and [[Dear Abby]] (e.g. [[Sleepless in Seattle]]).
* This is the first email to mention [[Alcohol|alcohol]].

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* Frampton's Camel was the name of [[Peter Frampton]]'s backing band for several years, and the name of his 1973 [http://www.frampton.com/camel.html album].

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* Strong Bad will go on to mention [[Making Out|making out]] many more times.
* After the email, Strong Bad says "Send me more questions, SEND ME MORE QUESTIONS!" Later, in the [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] cartoon, [[Mr. Shmallow]] will say, in a similar tone, "Look lively, LOOK LIVELY!"

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* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/5-making-out watch "making out"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oZb63EEpgQ watch "making out"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.html watch "making out"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail5.swf view the Flash file for "making out"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Tandy 400 Emails|Tandy 400 Emails]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc One|strongbad email.exe Disc One]]</span>

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