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Homestar works in a Waffle House-style restaurant.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Homestar Runner]]

'''Places:''' A Waffle House

'''Icon:''' Waffle

'''Page Title:''' Doing it right ways all the time...It's Homestar Runner!

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* [#Button_Effects 1 Button Effects]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
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** [#Inside_References 2.3 Inside References]
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* '''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — A burger flips on the grill.
* '''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — The waffle iron opens. Someone says, "Waffle on one!"
* '''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — The drink machine spills a green drink.
* '''[[Downloads]]''' — Homestar's hat turns backwards.
* '''[[Store]]''' — The waffle iron attempts to open, stuck with batter.
* '''[[Email|E-mail]]''' — He holds up a plate of food. Someone off-screen with a voice similar to [[Coach Z]]'s says, "Quarter-cheese-plate-scattered-smothered-covered."

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* "Scattered, smothered, and covered" refers to hash browns spread out flat on the grill ("scattered") with onions ("smothered") and cheese ("covered").

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* The plate pictured is actually a [[Patty melt|patty melt]] plate, rather than a quarter cheese (1/4 lb. hamburger w/ cheese) plate.
* The logos on the drink dispenser appear to be (in order): [[Orange soft drink|Orange soda]], [[Mountain Dew]] (or [[Surge (soft drink)|Surge]]), and [[Coca-Cola]]. Another drink flavor that is partially hidden by the menu could be either [[Dr Pepper]] or [[Pibb Xtra]].

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* This entire Main Page is a reference to [[Waffle House]].
* The page title uses the phrase "[[All the time|all the time]]".

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* In [[Main Page 22]], when you scroll over Downloads, the Coach Z-like voice will display the same plate that Homestar has when you scroll over E-mail.

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* [https://homestarrunner.com/main/5 go to "Main Page 5"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/main5.html go to "Main Page 5"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/main5.swf view the Flash file for "Main Page 5"]

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