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"The time has come to bend at the knees..."

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A [[Yonder Website]]-[[Yonder Website Character Variations|themed]] main page.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Character 2]], [[Strong Bad]] (voice only), [[Character 1]], [[Character 8]], [[Character 3]], [[Character 4]], [[Character 6]], [[Character 7]], [[Character 9]], [[Character 10]], [[Character 5]]

'''Places:''' Yonder Website

'''Date:''' Monday, February 12, 2024

'''Icon:''' Character 1's head

'''Page Title:''' Brought to you by Smarty Juice

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* [#Button_Effects 1 Button Effects]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 2.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 2.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 2.3 Remarks]
** [#Fixed_Goofs 2.4 Fixed Goofs]
** [#Inside_References 2.5 Inside References]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Button Effects</span> ==

* '''[[TV Time Toons Menu|Toons]]''' — Each time the button is scrolled over, Character 1 appears with a different baked good, while Narrator Strong Bad describes the scene.
** "Here's Character 1 strolling home with braidèd loaf. Probably get a caraway seed stuck in his teeth later on, but that's the life he chose. That's right."
*** Character 1 walks in from the left, holding a loaf of bread with seeds on it. During the second sentence, Character 1 stops and looks at the loaf, from which a seed falls off of, before slumping and walking away, dejected.
** "Character 1's juggling a trio of brioche buns. I would think he's got it right. He can paint my fence any time. That's right, it's starting to warp. Never had it sealed."
*** Character 1 appears from the background, juggling the buns. When Narrator Strong Bad describes his fence, the fence in question appears in a thought bubble about Character 1, becoming warped as he mentions it. Once he finishes talking, Character 1 and the thought bubble disappear with an audible pop.
** "Now he's going for it with a Burmese-python-sized baguette. Seems a little excessive, but that's Character 1 for ya. Far out."
*** Character 1 again walks in from the left, carrying an incredibly long baguette.
* '''[[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu|Games]]''' — Character 8 rapidly drinks Smarty Juice, saying "mope mope mope" faster and faster, and higher- and higher-pitched, until his head explodes. A face appears on his torso, says "mope" in a slower and lower-pitched voice, and then sticks its tongue out. Narrator Strong Bad responds, "Say, that looks just like... the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. Far out?" The creature smiles while a banner bearing a question mark flies over its head.
* '''[[Character Videos|Characters]]''' — Character 3 appears and shouts "Baseborg...!", which gradually fades as he melts into a puddle. Narrator Strong Bad comments, "Oh, seepin' it out." The words "seepin' it out" appear in cursive over the puddle.
* '''[[Downloads]]''' — Narrator Strong Bad sings "The time has come to bend at the knees." A group of three characters (4, 6, and 7; or 9, 10, and 5) appear and bend at the knees, with an accompanying banner.
* '''[[Store]]''' — Character 2 starts to speak, but Narrator Strong Bad says, "Ah ah! No talking!", and Character 2's mouth closes up.
** Character 2 begins speaking again, and Narrator Strong Bad interrupts with "I said absolutely... no talking." Character 2's mouth is covered with tape.
* '''[[Email|E-mail]]''' — The background becomes a colorful cloudscape with sparkle effects, and Character 2's eyes become spirals. Narrator Strong Bad declares, "Character 2 has gone and transcended time and space. Why don't we all transcend with him to a higher plane of consciousness? That is both right and far out."

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== <span class="mw-headline">Fun Facts</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===

* [[Caraway|Caraway seeds]] are used as a spice in breads.
* [[Brioche|Brioche buns]] and [[baguette|baguettes]] are both kinds of bread with French origins.

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* [[Burmese python|Burmese pythons]] can grow to about 16 feet.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* Unlike other main pages, removing the mouse from the button immediately ends the animation.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Fixed Goofs</span> ===

* When this main page was first added, no main page, including 28 itself, included a link to it. This was fixed the next day.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* Character 1 walks by with several kinds of [[Bread|bread]].
* Narrator Strong Bad [[-èd|emphasizes the -ed]] in "braidèd loaf".
* Character 8 rapidly drinks several bottles of [[Smarty Juice]].
* Character 1's python baguette is similar to the sub sandwich constrictor from [[fan club]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/main28.html go to "Main Page 28"]
* [https://homestarrunner.com/media/pages/main/28/ce7fe998cf-1707850253/main28new.swf view the Flash file for "Main Page 28"]

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