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	(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Antler\|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Horn (anatomy)\|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Compound eye\|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)		(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Antler\|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Horn (anatomy)\|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Compound eye\|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)

	~~[[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] briefly mutates into the same Monstrosity upon drinking [[Brainblow City]]'s contaminated water in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]].~~

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Strong Bad imagines himself as '''various made-up creatures''' in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[animal]]. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on [[Sterrance]].

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== Contents ==

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* [#Monstrosity 1 Monstrosity]
* [#Deep_Sea_Fangly_Fish 2 Deep Sea Fangly Fish]
* [#Da_Huuuuuudge 3 Da Huuuuuudge]
* [#The_Red_Steckled_Elbermung 4 The Red Steckled Elbermung]
* [#El_Pardack 5 El Pardack]
* [#Stnank_and_Grumberto 6 Stnank and Grumberto]
* [#Sterrance 7 Sterrance]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Monstrosity</span> ==

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"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"

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Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:

* Claws
* Horns
* Tusks
* Tentacles
* Proboscis
* Segmented Eyes

Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:

* Power Doors
* 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its [[Proboscis|proboscis]].

(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with [[Antler|antlers]], which are often mistaken for [[Horn (anatomy)|horns]]. Also, the eyes are actually [[Compound eye|compound eyes]], not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)

[[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] briefly mutates into the same Monstrosity upon drinking [[Brainblow City]]'s contaminated water in [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">Deep Sea Fangly Fish</span> ==

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"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"

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The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in [[Powered by The Cheat]] style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with [[Baby Styles]] on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a [[Homestar Runner]] head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of [[Anglerfish]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">Da Huuuuuudge</span> ==

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"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"

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''Main Article: [[Da Huuuuuudge]]''

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== <span class="mw-headline">The Red Steckled Elbermung</span> ==

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"No, no, no!"

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This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

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== <span class="mw-headline">El Pardack</span> ==

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"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"

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This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling [[Senor Cardgage]]'s. Its other arm is a [[Soolnds|soolnd]] with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">Stnank and Grumberto</span> ==

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''You're making a terrible Stnank!''

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Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.

The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email [[do over]], though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Sterrance</span> ==

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"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"

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''Main article: [[Sterrance]]''

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Character Variations|Strong Bad Character Variations]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Animals|Animals]]</span>

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