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''"I dunno..."''<br />
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In advertising contexts, '''low rates''' are often mentioned. The matter of which rates are low is often unaddressed.<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] — [[Homestar Runner]], representing Distinguished Businessman, asks about and then offers low rates, despite mentioning not knowing what the rates are.<br />
* [[Senor Mortgage]] — As [[Senor Cardgage]] mentions low rates, the words "low rates" fall from the [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage]] logo.<br />
* Email [[candy product]] — One of the junk emails caught in [[Strong Bad]]'s junkmail filter has the subject "Rrrrates so low!!!!"<br />
* Email [[from work]] (Easter egg) — The insurance ad mini-game is titled "[[Taser the Gnome for Low Rates!]]"<br />
* [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]] — As Homestar pops up, he says to "Click here for low, low rates."<br />
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