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'''Hot [[Jones]]''', a beverage associated with [[Decemberween]], is a steaming white liquid with red sprinkles in it, sold at grocery stores for $5.99 "per each". It may be a [[Coffee|coffee]] or [[Chocolate|chocolate]] drink topped with whipped cream, or something akin to eggnog — according to [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], the secret recipe is kept inside "a security [[turducken]]": a twelve-year-old's diary, inside a hotel safe, inside his seventh-grade locker. The makers of Hot Jones have also made two other drinks: Hot Pooey (usually censored and [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2019|considered "unspeakable"]]) and [[Strong Mad]] [[Minor Drinks|Oyster Smoothie Breath Caked Armpit Latte]] (a name [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks|illegal to say]]).<br />
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It first appeared in [[A Death Defying Decemberween]], in which [[Homestar Runner]] offers a cup to the viewer of his holiday special, and [[Strong Bad]] enjoys a cup. The plot of [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] revolves around Hot Jones. Dangeresque gets an invitation to the [[Cheat Commandos]] Bring-Your-Own-Hot-Jones Decemberween party. Dangeresque goes to buy some, but it is sold out at both [[Price Style]] and Shady's Grocery Mart. After teaming up with [[Firebert]], the two go to the Hot Jones factory to find the secret recipe. There, they encounter [[Stingy Relenque]], the Decemberween-themed bad guy who stole the Hot Jones with a tanker truck. After an action scene, the truck explodes with the Hot Jones inside, which Dangeresque serves anyway, calling it the [[Minor Drinks|Santaman's Chimney]] and explaining its burnt gasoline taste as the addition of [[Cold One|Hard Ones]] and [[liquid smoke]]. [[Reynold]] does not partake, preferring Warm Jenkins instead.<br />
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[[Minor Companies|Financial company]] "Hot Jones Investment", seen in [[too cool]], has no known relation to the beverage.<br />
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In [[Front Facing]], Strong Bad and Homestar are seen with hot beverages that have a "Hot Jones" label on them, but Homestar pours a coffee-colored drink out of his cup.<br />
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== Appearances ==<br />
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* '''Debut:''' [[A Death Defying Decemberween]]<br />
* [[A Decemberween Mackerel]]<br />
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]<br />
* Email [[too cool]] (mentioned)<br />
* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]<br />
* Email [[parenting]]<br />
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 20]])<br />
* [[Front Facing]]<br />
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[[Category:Decemberween]]<br />
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