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	Everyone loves '''[[Horse\|horses]]''' and '''[[Pony\|ponies]]''', even characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. While not frequently seen, they do get mentioned on occasion.		Everyone loves '''[[Horse\|horses]]''' and '''[[Pony\|ponies]]''', even characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. While not frequently seen, they do get mentioned on occasion.

	~~<span id~~=~~"horses"></span>~~		== Horses ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Horses~~</span>~~ ==

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	~~<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">~~		''The loneliest horse?''

	~~[[File:Horsepicture.PNG\|[[File:Horsepicture.PNG\|180px\|thumb]]]]~~		* [[Old Characters Page]] — [[Marzipan]] is said to love horses, "and her boyfriend too" a reference to the Tom Petty song "Free Fallin'".
	~~<div class="thumbcaption">~~		* Email [[no loafing]] — [[Strong Bad]] puts up a picture of a horse, which is accompanied by an "old adage" about [[Goats\|goats]].

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	~~[[File:Horsepicture.PNG\|[[File:magnify-clip.png\|15px\|thumb]]]]~~

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	~~The loneliest horse?~~

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	~~</div>~~

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	* [[Old Characters Page]] — [[Marzipan]] is said to love horses ~~"~~and her boyfriend too~~",~~ a reference to the [[Tom Petty]] song ~~"[[~~Free Fallin'~~]]"~~.
	* Email [[no loafing]] — [[Strong Bad]] puts up a picture of a horse, which is accompanied by an ~~"~~old adage~~"~~ about [[Goats\|goats]].
	* [[Peasant's Quest]] — [[Rather Dashing]] must scare the horse [[Poor Gary]] during the game. [[Ointment and Old Person Rub\|Horse Grease]] also appears.		* [[Peasant's Quest]] — [[Rather Dashing]] must scare the horse [[Poor Gary]] during the game. [[Ointment and Old Person Rub\|Horse Grease]] also appears.
	* [[Hallrunner]] — If you choose to talk to a Franciscan Monk, you tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar.		* [[Hallrunner]] — If you choose to talk to a Franciscan Monk, you tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar.
	* Email [[E-mail Birds]] — Strong Bad replies to an email from a ~~"~~Horse woman~~"~~ by saying that he ~~"~~feed horse woman poison oats~~"~~.		* Email [[E-mail Birds]] — Strong Bad replies to an email from a "Horse woman" by saying that he "feed horse woman poison oats".
	* [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] — Poor Gary appears again, played by a real horse named Moonshadow.		* [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] — Poor Gary appears again, played by a real horse named Moonshadow.
	* Email [[Family Resemblence]] — [[Pom Pom]]'s imagined brother [[Stom Stom]] has a horse leg for a body and a leg.		* Email [[Family Resemblence]] — [[Pom Pom]]'s imagined brother [[Stom Stom]] has a horse leg for a body and a leg.
	* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) — One of [[Homsar]]'s supposed choices is ~~"~~2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE!~~"~~		* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) — One of [[Homsar]]'s supposed choices is "2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE!"
	* Email [[lady fan]] — Marzipan calls Strong Bad a ~~"~~horse's twees~~"~~.		* Email [[lady fan]] — Marzipan calls Strong Bad a "horse's twees".
	* Email [[keep cool]] — One of the pool rules is ~~"~~no rough-horsing~~"~~, illustrated by a horse's head with a knife.		* Email [[keep cool]] — One of the pool rules is "no rough-horsing", illustrated by a horse's head with a knife.
	* Email [[retirement]] — The broken [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]] are at first believed to be incapable of checking emails even with the help of sixty horses dressed up as I.T. professionals. A [[Dullard]] comic features the new I.T. professional Randy, who is an anthropomorphic horse.		* Email [[retirement]] — The broken [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]] are at first believed to be incapable of checking emails even with the help of sixty horses dressed up as I.T. professionals. A [[Dullard]] comic features the new I.T. professional Randy, who is an anthropomorphic horse.
	* [[Drive-Thru]] (DVD commentary) — Strong Bad suggests that the brown toy from [[Blubb-O's]] might be a horse with a milkshake on its back.		* [[Drive-Thru]] (DVD commentary) — Strong Bad suggests that the brown toy from [[Blubb-O's]] might be a horse with a milkshake on its back.
	* [[Ever and More]] — Strong Bad claims that the song ~~"~~Ever and More!~~"~~ is ~~"~~horse puckey~~"~~.		* [[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad claims that the song "Ever and More!" is "horse puckey".
	* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A horse named [[Dee]] is [[Sickly Sam]]'s love of a lifetime.		* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A horse named [[Dee]] is [[Sickly Sam]]'s love of a lifetime.
	* Email [[specially marked]] — The breakfast cereal [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked\|OH! T'MEEL]] has a horse on the box.		* Email [[specially marked]] — The breakfast cereal [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked\|OH! T'MEEL]] has a horse on the box.
	* [[Place Ya Bets!]] — [[Strong Mad]] says he thinks he's talking about horses.		* [[Place Ya Bets!\|Place ya bets!]] — [[Strong Mad]] says he thinks he's talking about horses.
	* [[~~Cheat Commandos: Two~~ Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Flashfight]] shows the [[Cheat Commandos]] ~~"~~Non-violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4~~". Dressage refers to a method of horse riding that is often used for show~~.		* [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Flashfight]] shows the [[Cheat Commandos]] "Non-violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4".
	* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says that ~~"~~looks only count in horse shows and ham parades~~"~~.		* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says that "looks only count in horse shows and ham parades".

	~~<span id="ponies"></span>~~
	~~== <span class="mw-headline">Ponies</span> ==~~

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	~~<div class~~=~~"thumbinner" style~~=~~"width:222px;">~~		== Ponies ==

	~~[[File~~:ponyfights2.PNG~~\|[[File:~~ponyfights2.PNG~~\|220px\|thumb]]]]~~		https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/53/ponyfights2.PNG/220px-ponyfights2.PNG
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	~~<div class="magnify">~~		''Very illegal pony fights.''

	~~[[File:ponyfights2.PNG\|[[File:magnify-clip.png\|15px\|thumb]]]]~~

	~~</div>~~
	~~Very illegal pony fights.~~

	~~</div>~~

	~~</div>~~

	~~</div>~~
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — According to her description, [[Cheerleader]] wants a pony.		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — According to her description, [[Cheerleader]] wants a pony.
	* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The [[Cheat Commandos]] watch [[Pony Fights 2]], except for [[Reynold]].		* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The [[Cheat Commandos]] watch [[Pony Fights 2]], except for [[Reynold]].
	** In [[~~Cheat Commandos: Two~~ Part Episode: Part 2]], [[Fightgar]] would rather see ''Pony Fights''.		** In [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], [[Fightgar]] would rather see ''Pony Fights''.
	* Email [[original]] — While filling in as ~~"~~Guest [[Bubs\|Bubses]]~~"~~, both [[Senor Cardgage]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] think they should eat a pony.		* Email [[original]] — While filling in as "Guest [[Bubs\|Bubses]]", both [[Senor Cardgage]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] think they should eat a pony.
	* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad calls ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' a ~~"~~Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory~~"~~ game.		* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad calls ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' a "Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory" game.
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad ~~mockingly asks~~ Strong Bad ~~if his~~ Battle of the Bands ~~will have~~ ponies. Strong Bad ~~replies~~ in the affirmative before catching himself.		* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad asked if Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands had ponies. Strong Bad replied in the affirmative before catching himself.
	* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — One of [[Uzi Bazooka]]'s demands is a pony, the kind with wings and rainbows.		* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — One of [[Uzi Bazooka]]'s demands is a pony, the kind with wings and rainbows.

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See Also ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~See Also~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Goats]]		* [[Goats]]
	* [[Cows]]		* [[Cows]]
	* [[Unicorns]]		[[Category:Animals]]

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	~~<div id="mw-normal-catlinks">~~

	~~[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">~~[[Category:~~Animals\|~~Animals]]~~</span>~~

	~~</div>~~

	~~</div>~~

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Everyone loves '''[[Horse|horses]]''' and '''[[Pony|ponies]]''', even characters in the [[Homestar Runner universe]]. While not frequently seen, they do get mentioned on occasion.

<span id="horses"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Horses</span> ==

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<div class="thumbinner" style="width:182px;">

[[File:Horsepicture.PNG|[[File:Horsepicture.PNG|180px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">

<div class="magnify">

[[File:Horsepicture.PNG|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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The loneliest horse?

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</div>

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* [[Old Characters Page]] — [[Marzipan]] is said to love horses, "and her boyfriend too" a reference to the Tom Petty song "Free Fallin'".
* Email [[no loafing]] — [[Strong Bad]] puts up a picture of a horse, which is accompanied by an "old adage" about [[Goats|goats]].
* [[Peasant's Quest]] — [[Rather Dashing]] must scare the horse [[Poor Gary]] during the game. [[Ointment and Old Person Rub|Horse Grease]] also appears.
* [[Hallrunner]] — If you choose to talk to a Franciscan Monk, you tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar.
* Email [[E-mail Birds]] — Strong Bad replies to an email from a "Horse woman" by saying that he "feed horse woman poison oats".
* [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer]] — Poor Gary appears again, played by a real horse named Moonshadow.
* Email [[Family Resemblence]] — [[Pom Pom]]'s imagined brother [[Stom Stom]] has a horse leg for a body and a leg.
* [[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] (Easter egg) — One of [[Homsar]]'s supposed choices is "2TH: HORSE IT ON IN THERE!"
* Email [[lady fan]] — Marzipan calls Strong Bad a "horse's twees".
* Email [[keep cool]] — One of the pool rules is "no rough-horsing", illustrated by a horse's head with a knife.
* Email [[retirement]] — The broken [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]] are at first believed to be incapable of checking emails even with the help of sixty horses dressed up as I.T. professionals. A [[Dullard]] comic features the new I.T. professional Randy, who is an anthropomorphic horse.
* [[Drive-Thru]] (DVD commentary) — Strong Bad suggests that the brown toy from [[Blubb-O's]] might be a horse with a milkshake on its back.
* [[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad claims that the song "Ever and More!" is "horse puckey".
* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A horse named [[Dee]] is [[Sickly Sam]]'s love of a lifetime.
* Email [[specially marked]] — The breakfast cereal [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked|OH! T'MEEL]] has a horse on the box.
* [[Place Ya Bets!|Place ya bets!]] — [[Strong Mad]] says he thinks he's talking about horses.
* [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Flashfight]] shows the [[Cheat Commandos]] "Non-violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4".
* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says that "looks only count in horse shows and ham parades".

<span id="ponies"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Ponies</span> ==

<div class="thumb tright">

<div class="thumbinner" style="width:222px;">

[[File:ponyfights2.PNG|[[File:ponyfights2.PNG|220px|thumb]]]]
<div class="thumbcaption">

<div class="magnify">

[[File:ponyfights2.PNG|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

</div>
Very illegal pony fights.

</div>

</div>

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* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — According to her description, [[Cheerleader]] wants a pony.
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The [[Cheat Commandos]] watch [[Pony Fights 2]], except for [[Reynold]].
** In [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], [[Fightgar]] would rather see ''Pony Fights''.
* Email [[original]] — While filling in as "Guest [[Bubs|Bubses]]", both [[Senor Cardgage]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] think they should eat a pony.
* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad calls ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' a "Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory" game.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad asked if Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands had ponies. Strong Bad replied in the affirmative before catching himself.
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — One of [[Uzi Bazooka]]'s demands is a pony, the kind with wings and rainbows.

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Goats]]
* [[Cows]]

<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">

<div id="mw-normal-catlinks">

[/wiki/Special:Categories Category]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Animals|Animals]]</span>

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	* [[Old Characters Page]] — [[Marzipan]] is said to love horses, "and her boyfriend too" a reference to the Tom Petty song "Free Fallin'".		* [[Old Characters Page]] — [[Marzipan]] is said to love horses "and her boyfriend too", a reference to the [[Tom Petty]] song "[[Free Fallin']]".
	* Email [[no loafing]] — [[Strong Bad]] puts up a picture of a horse, which is accompanied by an "old adage" about [[Goats\|goats]].		* Email [[no loafing]] — [[Strong Bad]] puts up a picture of a horse, which is accompanied by an "old adage" about [[Goats\|goats]].
	* [[Peasant's Quest]] — [[Rather Dashing]] must scare the horse [[Poor Gary]] during the game. [[Ointment and Old Person Rub\|Horse Grease]] also appears.		* [[Peasant's Quest]] — [[Rather Dashing]] must scare the horse [[Poor Gary]] during the game. [[Ointment and Old Person Rub\|Horse Grease]] also appears.
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	* Email [[retirement]] — The broken [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]] are at first believed to be incapable of checking emails even with the help of sixty horses dressed up as I.T. professionals. A [[Dullard]] comic features the new I.T. professional Randy, who is an anthropomorphic horse.		* Email [[retirement]] — The broken [[Tandy 400]] and [[Compy 386]] are at first believed to be incapable of checking emails even with the help of sixty horses dressed up as I.T. professionals. A [[Dullard]] comic features the new I.T. professional Randy, who is an anthropomorphic horse.
	* [[Drive-Thru]] (DVD commentary) — Strong Bad suggests that the brown toy from [[Blubb-O's]] might be a horse with a milkshake on its back.		* [[Drive-Thru]] (DVD commentary) — Strong Bad suggests that the brown toy from [[Blubb-O's]] might be a horse with a milkshake on its back.
	* [[Ever and More!]] — Strong Bad claims that the song "Ever and More!" is "horse puckey".		* [[Ever and More]] — Strong Bad claims that the song "Ever and More!" is "horse puckey".
	* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A horse named [[Dee]] is [[Sickly Sam]]'s love of a lifetime.		* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — A horse named [[Dee]] is [[Sickly Sam]]'s love of a lifetime.
	* Email [[specially marked]] — The breakfast cereal [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked\|OH! T'MEEL]] has a horse on the box.		* Email [[specially marked]] — The breakfast cereal [[Breakfast Cereals from Specially Marked\|OH! T'MEEL]] has a horse on the box.
	* [[Place Ya Bets~~!\|Place ya bets~~!]] — [[Strong Mad]] says he thinks he's talking about horses.		* [[Place Ya Bets!]] — [[Strong Mad]] says he thinks he's talking about horses.
	* [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Flashfight]] shows the [[Cheat Commandos]] "Non-violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4".		* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] — [[Flashfight]] shows the [[Cheat Commandos]] "Non-violent Dressage Mishaps Volume 4". Dressage refers to a method of horse riding that is often used for show.
	* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says that "looks only count in horse shows and ham parades".		* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says that "looks only count in horse shows and ham parades".

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	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — According to her description, [[Cheerleader]] wants a pony.		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — According to her description, [[Cheerleader]] wants a pony.
	* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The [[Cheat Commandos]] watch [[Pony Fights 2]], except for [[Reynold]].		* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — The [[Cheat Commandos]] watch [[Pony Fights 2]], except for [[Reynold]].
	** In [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], [[Fightgar]] would rather see ''Pony Fights''.		** In [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]], [[Fightgar]] would rather see ''Pony Fights''.
	* Email [[original]] — While filling in as "Guest [[Bubs\|Bubses]]", both [[Senor Cardgage]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] think they should eat a pony.		* Email [[original]] — While filling in as "Guest [[Bubs\|Bubses]]", both [[Senor Cardgage]] and [[Crack Stuntman]] think they should eat a pony.
	* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad calls ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' a "Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory" game.		* [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] — Strong Bad calls ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]'' a "Raise-Your-Own-Pony-and-Sell-it-to-the-Glue-Factory" game.
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad ~~asked if~~ Strong Bad's Battle of the Bands ~~had~~ ponies. Strong Bad ~~replied~~ in the affirmative before catching himself.		* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Sad mockingly asks Strong Bad if his Battle of the Bands will have ponies. Strong Bad replies in the affirmative before catching himself.
	* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — One of [[Uzi Bazooka]]'s demands is a pony, the kind with wings and rainbows.		* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — One of [[Uzi Bazooka]]'s demands is a pony, the kind with wings and rainbows.

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	* [[Goats]]		* [[Goats]]
	* [[Cows]]		* [[Cows]]
			* [[Unicorns]]

	<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">		<div id="catlinks" class="catlinks">