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	In this game, ~~you~~ can click on words to make [[Homestar Runner]] say them.		In this game, the player can click on words to make [[Homestar Runner]] say them.

	'''Date:''' October 29, 2000, or earlier		'''Date:''' October 29, 2000, or earlier
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	== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==		== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==

	* ~~If you make~~ Homestar say, "Pom-Pom and Strong Bad are totally going out," the hidden [[Strong Bad Talker]] ~~becomes accessible~~.		* Make Homestar say, "Pom-Pom and Strong Bad are totally going out," to access the hidden [[Strong Bad Talker]].

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	=== <span class="mw-headline"> Glitches </span> ===		=== <span class="mw-headline"> Glitches </span> ===

	* ~~If you click~~ and ~~hold the words,~~ Homestar ~~doesn't move~~ his lips. This also ~~lets you make~~ phrases without losing stars. ~~When you let~~ go, he will move his lips, unless the cursor is not hovering over the word.		* Clicking and holding a word will cause Homestar to say it without moving his lips. This also allows for making phrases without losing stars. Upon letting go of the word, he will move his lips, unless the cursor is not hovering over the word.
	* Hitting fast-forward while right-clicking also accesses the Strong Bad Talker.
	* In the Ruffle version, all of the voice clips are cut off at the end.

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	* Homestar says "marshmallows" in [[No Hands On Deck!]] the same way he does in this game.		* Homestar says "marshmallows" in [[No Hands On Deck!]] the same way he does in this game.
	* Homestar also says "alright" the same way on [[Main Page 22]] ~~when you scroll over~~ the store button.		* Homestar also says "alright" the same way on [[Main Page 22]] during the store button effect.
	* The Homestar Talker ~~was~~ revisited in [[April Fools' 2014]], when Homestar "~~decided to add a few~~ words ~~to it~~". (The words were not added to the actual game.)		* The Homestar Talker is revisited in [[April Fools' 2014]], when Homestar decides to add "some new words" to it. (The words were not added to the actual game.)

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| [https://homestarrunner.com/talky2 play]
| [[Dancin' Bubs|← Dancin' Bubs]]
| [[Audition with Marzipan|Audition with Marzipan →]]
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[[File:homestartalker.PNG|[[File:homestartalker.PNG|180px|thumb]]]]
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[[File:homestartalker.PNG|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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Making! Out! With! Marzipan! Is! Totally! Awesome!

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In this game, you can click on words to make [[Homestar Runner]] say them.

'''Date:''' October 29, 2000, or earlier

'''Page Title:''' Homestar Talker

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== Contents ==

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* [#Instructions 1 Instructions]
* [#Words 2 Words]
* [#Easter_Eggs 3 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 4 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 4.1 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 4.2 Remarks]
** [#Glitches 4.3 Glitches]
** [#Fast_Forward 4.4 Fast Forward]
* [#See_Also 5 See Also]
* [#External_Links 6 External Links]

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<span id="instructions"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Instructions </span> ==

<blockquote><span style="color:#333399">Make Homestar say <span style="color:red">Hilarious</span> stuff!<br />
Make him say a certain <span style="color:red">7-word phrase</span><br />
and you'll get a surprise! A <span style="color:red">star</span><br />
will appear for each word you get<br />
correct. This is gonna be awesome!</span></blockquote>
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== <span class="mw-headline">Words</span> ==

{| class="wikitable"
|- valign="top"
| * [[Homestar]]
* [[Pom Pom|Pom-Pom]]
* delicious
* to
* I
* is<br />
<br />

* and
* [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows|marshmallow]]

| style="padding-right: 3em"| <br />
<br />
<br />

* going
* the
* win
* great!
* a

| * awesome
* game
* alright
* [[Marzipan]]
* it
* with
* totally
* making
* [[Strong Bad]]

| <br />

* you<br />
<br />
<br />

* out
* are<br />
<br />

* am

|}

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==

* If you make Homestar say, "Pom-Pom and Strong Bad are totally going out," the hidden [[Strong Bad Talker]] becomes accessible.

<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

<span id="trivia"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Trivia </span> ===

* Homestar has his modern design in this game, since [[The Brothers Chaps]] modified his face to look like he does today, but he still has his original voice.
* The original phrase to unlock the Strong Bad Talker was "[[Making Out|Making out]] with Marzipan is totally awesome," a phrase that is still referenced on various parts of the site (such as [[The Cheat Theme Song]] video and [[virus]]).
* The source code of this page revealed two [[Secret Pages|secret pages]].

<span id="remarks"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* Homestar pronounces his "R" [[Homestar Runner Without His Speech Impediment|correctly]] when clicking "are" and "marzipan", as opposed to his usual speech impediment.
* Although "Strong Bad" is two words, and is written with a space between them in the game, it still counts as one word towards the 7-word phrase.

<span id="glitches"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline"> Glitches </span> ===

* If you click and hold the words, Homestar doesn't move his lips. This also lets you make phrases without losing stars. When you let go, he will move his lips, unless the cursor is not hovering over the word.
* Hitting fast-forward while right-clicking also accesses the Strong Bad Talker.
* In the Ruffle version, all of the voice clips are cut off at the end.

<span id="fast-forward"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Fast Forward</span> ===

* Homestar says "marshmallows" in [[No Hands On Deck!]] the same way he does in this game.
* Homestar also says "alright" the same way on [[Main Page 22]] when you scroll over the store button.
* The Homestar Talker was revisited in [[April Fools' 2014]], when Homestar "decided to add a few words to it". (The words were not added to the actual game.)

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Coach Z Talker]]
* [[Strong Bad Talker]]

<span id="external-links"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/talky2 play "Homestar Talker"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/talky2.html play "Homestar Talker"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/talky2.swf view the Flash file for "Homestar Talker"]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/hsmakeout.html view the Homestar Talker pop-up] from [[virus]]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography|Homestar Runner Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Games|Games]]</span>

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