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	~~[[File:Gunhaver Action Figure.PNG\|[[File:Gunhaver_Action_Figure.PNG\|150px\|thumb]]]]~~		Though a relatively rare and simple synonym for "possessor", "'''haver'''" is often used in the Homestar Runner universe to describe individuals by the objects they own, and is always affixed to the end of a noun.
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	Though a relatively rare and simple synonym for "possessor", "'''haver'''" is often used in the Homestar Runner universe to describe individuals by the objects they own, and is always affixed to the end of a noun.

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	* The leader of the [[Cheat Commandos]] is named [[Gunhaver]], referencing [[Gunhaver's Gun\|his gun]].		* The leader of the [[Cheat Commandos]] is named [[Gunhaver]], referencing [[Gunhaver's Gun\|his gun]].
	** An ~~[[File:TwitterRejectedCommandos.jpg\|~~early iteration of his name]] was written as ~~"~~Gun Haver~~"~~.		** An early iteration of his name was written as "Gun Haver".
	* Email [[more armies]] — [[Homestar Runner]] addresses the viewer as looking like the descendant of ~~"~~a long line of five bucks-havers~~"~~.		* Email [[more armies]] — [[Homestar Runner]] addresses the viewer as looking like the descendant of "a long line of five bucks-havers".
	* Email [[your edge]] — [[Strong Bad]] marvels at his arsenal of ~~"~~edge-havery~~"~~.		* Email [[your edge]] — [[Strong Bad]] marvels at his arsenal of "edge-havery".
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Upon finding a [[sloshy]] T-shirt, Strong Bad derides them as a bunch of glasses-wearing short hair-havers.		* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Upon finding a [[sloshy]] T-shirt, Strong Bad derides them as a bunch of glasses-wearing short hair-havers.
	* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad says he calls his melted Gunhaver action figure ~~"~~Twig, Rusty Nail, Some Dead Bugs, and Right Leg of Other Action Figure Haver~~"~~.		* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad says he calls his melted Gunhaver action figure "Twig, Rusty Nail, Some Dead Bugs, and Right Leg of Other Action Figure Haver".
	* [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] — Strong Bad calls himself the lead girlfriend-haver for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].		* [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] — Strong Bad calls himself the lead girlfriend-haver for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

	~~<span id~~=~~"variants"></span>~~		=== Variants ===
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	* Email [[rated]] — One of the triple R-rated movies Strong Bad mentions is ~~"~~[[Axes\|Axe]]-[[Guns\|Gun]], Legends of the [[Brains\|Brain]]-Outener~~"~~.		* Email [[rated]] — One of the triple R-rated movies Strong Bad mentions is "[[Axes\|Axe]]-[[Guns\|Gun]], Legends of the [[Brains\|Brain]]-Outener".
	* Email [[the next april fools thing]] — Bubs is referred to as an entrepreneurial [[Be's\|be's]] do'ser, and self-made do's be'ser.		* Email [[the next april fools thing]] — Bubs is referred to as an entrepreneurial [[Be's\|be's]] do'ser, and self-made do's be'ser.
	* [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|28 May 2020]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] is referred to as a grody haircut-needer.		* [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|28 May 2020]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] is referred to as a grody haircut-needer.

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	* [[Noun-Verb]]		* [[Noun-Verb]]
	* [[Noun-ery]]		* [[Noun-ery]]
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Though a relatively rare and simple synonym for "possessor", "'''haver'''" is often used in the Homestar Runner universe to describe individuals by the objects they own, and is always affixed to the end of a noun.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

* The leader of the [[Cheat Commandos]] is named [[Gunhaver]], referencing [[Gunhaver's Gun|his gun]].
** An [[File:TwitterRejectedCommandos.jpg|early iteration of his name]] was written as "Gun Haver".
* Email [[more armies]] — [[Homestar Runner]] addresses the viewer as looking like the descendant of "a long line of five bucks-havers".
* Email [[your edge]] — [[Strong Bad]] marvels at his arsenal of "edge-havery".
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Upon finding a [[sloshy]] T-shirt, Strong Bad derides them as a bunch of glasses-wearing short hair-havers.
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad says he calls his melted Gunhaver action figure "Twig, Rusty Nail, Some Dead Bugs, and Right Leg of Other Action Figure Haver".
* [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]] — Strong Bad calls himself the lead girlfriend-haver for [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]].

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Variants</span> ===

* Email [[rated]] — One of the triple R-rated movies Strong Bad mentions is "[[Axes|Axe]]-[[Guns|Gun]], Legends of the [[Brains|Brain]]-Outener".
* Email [[the next april fools thing]] — Bubs is referred to as an entrepreneurial [[Be's|be's]] do'ser, and self-made do's be'ser.
* [[@StrongBadActual]] tweet ([[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020|28 May 2020]]) — [[Matt Chapman]] is referred to as a grody haircut-needer.

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== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Noun-Verb]]
* [[Noun-ery]]

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