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	A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.		A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

	A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.		A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Appearances~~</span>~~ ==

	* Email [[japanese cartoon]]		* Email [[japanese cartoon]]

	<blockquote>So cool an email.<br />		<blockquote>
	I thought you would enjoy it.<br />		>So cool an email.<br />
	Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>		>I thought you would enjoy it.<br />
	* On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393 revealed] that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.		>Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...
			</blockquote>

	* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post		* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post

	<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br />		<blockquote>
	Smiling from outside the spine,<br />		>Broken slouchiness,<br />
	Sit up straight for once.</blockquote>		>Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
			>Sit up straight for once.
			</blockquote>

	* [[Halloween Fairstival]]		* [[Halloween Fairstival]]

	<blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br />		<blockquote>
	Doom from inside me wells up.<br />		>This night. Black as pitch.<br />
	Pray I don't get egged.~~</blockquote>~~		>Doom from inside me wells up.<br />
	~~<blockquote>Rapping at the door.<br />~~		>Pray I don't get egged.
	~~Fills up [[-èd\|agèd]] pillow case.~~<br />		</blockquote>
	~~So sick of Smarties.</blockquote>~~
	<blockquote>~~A butt for a face.<br />~~
	~~Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />~~
	~~Stay out of my room.</blockquote>~~
	* Email [[virus]]

	<blockquote>~~Computer over?~~<br />		<blockquote>
	~~Virus equals very yes?!~~<br />		>Rapping at the door.<br />
	~~That's not a good prize!<br /~~>		>Fills up [[-èd\|agèd]] pillow case.<br />
			>So sick of Smarties.
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			>A butt for a face.<br />
			>Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />
			>Stay out of my room.
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	~~[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Lists\|Lists]]</span> \| <span dir="ltr">~~[[~~Category:Word running gags\|Word running gags~~]]~~</span>~~		* Email [[virus]]

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			>Computer over?<br />
	</~~div~~>		>Virus equals very yes?!<br />
			>That's not a good prize!<br />
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A '''[[haiku]]''' is a popular form of poetry that consists of three lines: The first being five syllables long, the second being seven syllables long, and the third being five again.

A few characters have recited one, most notably [[Strong Sad]]. [[Strong Bad]] has recited a few, despite once saying he didn't know what they were.

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* Email [[japanese cartoon]]

<blockquote>So cool an email.<br />
I thought you would enjoy it.<br />
Ding dong, Dear Strong Bad...</blockquote>
* On January 27, 2019, the [[@StrongBadActual]] Twitter account [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/1089517246475579393 revealed] that this haiku was unintentional, as it was directly referencing a spam email phrase.

* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] — August 5, 2004 post

<blockquote>Broken slouchiness,<br />
Smiling from outside the spine,<br />
Sit up straight for once.</blockquote>
* [[Halloween Fairstival]]

<blockquote>This night. Black as pitch.<br />
Doom from inside me wells up.<br />
Pray I don't get egged.</blockquote>
<blockquote>Rapping at the door.<br />
Fills up [[-èd|agèd]] pillow case.<br />
So sick of Smarties.</blockquote>
<blockquote>A butt for a face.<br />
Little brother: dork, dork, dork.<br />
Stay out of my room.</blockquote>
* Email [[virus]]

<blockquote>Computer over?<br />
Virus equals very yes?!<br />
That's not a good prize!<br />
</blockquote>
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