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	~~[[File:Coach z butt.PNG\|[[File:Coach_z_butt.PNG\|200px\|thumb\|"I've got more than two prablems."]]]]~~		[[Coach Z]] has been known to say that he has "'''[[Coach Z's Problems\|more than two problems]]'''". This would appear to be the case, as he reveals a little more of the unhealthy, twisted, and bizarre aspects of himself in nearly every appearance he makes. The most obvious is his possibly fraudulent [[Coach Z's Accent\|accent]], but if one digs deeper, they will find a whole range of issues. These include a tendency to forget what's real and what's inside his head (which sometimes leads him to behave inappropriately around [[Marzipan]]), a [[Listerine]] addiction, and an obsession with [[Butt Patting\|butt patting]]. He also lacks some knowledge that many people would consider common, for example he doesn't know what a basketball is despite being a coach. He has made it clear a few times that he has financial problems, and at his best, he lives in the [[Locker Room]]. It has, however, gotten so bad that he's attempted to go to [[Prison\|prison]] just to be assured three square meals a day. He is also known to have medical problems, such as athlete's foot and tongue, a bad back, and mysterious black fluids leaking from mysterious places. Many of his medical problems can be attributed to his extremely poor hygiene. '''[[Coach Z's Problems\|(more...)]]'''

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	[[Coach Z]] has been known to say that he has ~~"~~'''[[Coach Z's Problems\|more than two problems]]'''~~"~~. This would appear to be the case, as he reveals a little more of the unhealthy, twisted, and bizarre aspects of himself in nearly every appearance he makes. The most obvious is his possibly fraudulent [[Coach Z's Accent\|accent]], but if one digs deeper, they will find a whole range of issues. These include a tendency to forget what's real and what's inside his head (which sometimes leads him to behave inappropriately around [[Marzipan]]), a [[Listerine]] addiction, and an obsession with [[Butt Patting\|butt patting]]. He also lacks some knowledge that many people would consider common, for example he doesn't know what a basketball is despite being a coach. He has made it clear a few times that he has financial problems, and at his best, he lives in the [[Locker Room]]. It has, however, gotten so bad that he's attempted to go to [[Prison\|prison]] just to be assured three square meals a day. He is also known to have medical problems, such as athlete's foot and tongue, a bad back, and mysterious black fluids leaking from mysterious places. Many of his medical problems can be attributed to his extremely poor hygiene. '''[[Coach Z's Problems\|(more...)]]'''

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[[Coach Z]] has been known to say that he has "'''[[Coach Z's Problems|more than two problems]]'''". This would appear to be the case, as he reveals a little more of the unhealthy, twisted, and bizarre aspects of himself in nearly every appearance he makes. The most obvious is his possibly fraudulent [[Coach Z's Accent|accent]], but if one digs deeper, they will find a whole range of issues. These include a tendency to forget what's real and what's inside his head (which sometimes leads him to behave inappropriately around [[Marzipan]]), a [[Listerine]] addiction, and an obsession with [[Butt Patting|butt patting]]. He also lacks some knowledge that many people would consider common, for example he doesn't know what a basketball is despite being a coach. He has made it clear a few times that he has financial problems, and at his best, he lives in the [[Locker Room]]. It has, however, gotten so bad that he's attempted to go to [[Prison|prison]] just to be assured three square meals a day. He is also known to have medical problems, such as athlete's foot and tongue, a bad back, and mysterious black fluids leaking from mysterious places. Many of his medical problems can be attributed to his extremely poor hygiene. '''[[Coach Z's Problems|(more...)]]'''

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