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	~~[[File:Can of Peas.png\|[[File:Can_of_Peas.png\|120px\|thumb\|"No probalo!"]]]]~~		'''[[Senor Cardgage]]''' first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kind of cool]], in which [[Strong Bad]] is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff. He describes "Creepy Comb-Over Story Strong Bad" who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool". Senor Cardgage is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from [[The Brothers Strong]] when they were little, whose extreme sketchiness gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. He now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage\|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day\|used car dealership]], in addition to having a job as an [[the movies\|usher]]. He has also gotten fourteen degrees in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU Online E-niversity]] during his lunch "take", including one that lets him "legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica". His name is pronounced "[[Senor\|Seh-nor]]", not "Seh-nyor", because his name is spelled with an "N" rather than an "[[Ñ]]". He is apparently [[Left Handedness\|ambidextrous]]. '''[[Senor Cardgage\|(more...)]]'''

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	'''[[Senor Cardgage]]''' first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kind of cool]], in which [[Strong Bad]] is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff. He describes ~~"~~Creepy Comb-Over Story Strong Bad~~"~~ who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, ~~"~~so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool~~"~~. Senor Cardgage is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from [[The Brothers Strong]] when they were little, whose extreme sketchiness gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. He now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage\|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day\|used car dealership]], in addition to having a job as an [[the movies\|usher]]. He has also gotten fourteen degrees in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University\|CGNU Online E-niversity]] during his lunch ~~"~~take~~"~~, including one that lets him ~~"~~legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica~~"~~. His name is pronounced ~~"~~[[Senor\|Seh-nor]]~~"~~, not ~~"~~Seh-nyor~~"~~, because his name is spelled with an ~~"~~N~~"~~ rather than an ~~"~~[[Ñ]]~~"~~. He is apparently [[Left Handedness\|ambidextrous]]. '''[[Senor Cardgage\|(more...)]]'''

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'''[[Senor Cardgage]]''' first appeared in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kind of cool]], in which [[Strong Bad]] is asked what he would be like if he was not stylish and buff. He describes "Creepy Comb-Over Story Strong Bad" who is just like Senor Cardgage. Both are, at least to Strong Bad, "so cool, you don't even know [that they are] cool". Senor Cardgage is apparently the creepy guy that lived down the street from [[The Brothers Strong]] when they were little, whose extreme sketchiness gave [[Strong Sad]] nightmares. He now runs [[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|his own mortgage business]] as well as a [[Senorial Day|used car dealership]], in addition to having a job as an [[the movies|usher]]. He has also gotten fourteen degrees in the [[Crazy Go Nuts University|CGNU Online E-niversity]] during his lunch "take", including one that lets him "legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica". His name is pronounced "[[Senor|Seh-nor]]", not "Seh-nyor", because his name is spelled with an "N" rather than an "[[Ñ]]". He is apparently [[Left Handedness|ambidextrous]]. '''[[Senor Cardgage|(more...)]]'''

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