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	~~[[File:sbemail39.PNG\|[[File:sbemail39.PNG\|200px\|thumb\|The Cold One motto]]]]~~		'''[[Cold One]]''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
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	'''[[Cold One]]''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is ~~"~~A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all.~~"~~ Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]] in the email ~~"~~[[for kids]]~~"~~. Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays ~~"~~Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones~~"~~, and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are ~~"~~brewed in Foreign Lands~~"~~, the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, ~~"~~Warm Ones~~"~~ could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. [[Cold One\|(More...)]]

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'''[[Cold One]]''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism|teetotaler]] in the email "[[for kids]]". Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Warm Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. [[Cold One|(More...)]]

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