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	'''[[The King of Town]]''' is the de jure ruler of [[Free Country, USA]]. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. He is not considered funny or cool by anyone. One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[Peas\|peas]] and [[Whatsit\|whatsit]]). His favorite food is [[Butter\|butter]]. He employs [[The Poopsmith]] and a [[Category:King's Servants\|few other characters]]. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60's. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], he can play the guitar, and along with [[The Cheat]], he has a cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also apparently has his very own "quite popular cartoon show" according to the email [[senior prom]], but it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]].

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'''[[The King of Town]]''' is the de jure ruler of [[Free Country, USA]]. However, nobody wishes to acknowledge this; it's therefore possible that this character is a satire on the obsolescence of monarchy. He is not considered funny or cool by anyone. One of his main problems is that he is a glutton and will eat anything in front of him (except [[Peas|peas]] and [[Whatsit|whatsit]]). His favorite food is [[Butter|butter]]. He employs [[The Poopsmith]] and a [[Category:King's Servants|few other characters]]. His age is known to be somewhere in his 60's. He also leads the [[K.O.T.H.S. Junior Varsity Marching Band]] during the [[Fall Float Parade]]. According to a message he left on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], he can play the guitar, and along with [[The Cheat]], he has a cut a remix demo called "Not Talkin' About Butter". He also apparently has his very own "quite popular cartoon show" according to the email [[senior prom]], but it was pre-empted in favor of a [[Strong Bad Email]].

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