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	~~[[File:~~Grocery ~~List~~.~~png\|~~[[~~File:Grocery_List.png\|180px\|thumb~~]]]]		'''Grocery Lists''' are usually used for keeping track of what foodstuffs people want to buy. Despite this, [[Homestar Runner]] will, on occasion, foolishly use them in place of other, more sophisticated forms of writing. He also once "texted" one to [[Marzipan]] from a banana.
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	~~[[File:Grocery List.png\|[[File:magnify-clip.png\|15px\|thumb]]]]~~		* [[The Interview]] — When [[Strong Bad]] informs him that he is at an interview, Homestar politely shows off his "reh-zoom", in actuality a grocery list. The list has all the s's backwards, and one of the entries is "five".
			* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar, after getting Marzipan's [[PhoneTime XL8\|answering machine]] proceeds to inform her of a "text message" he's about to send from "[[Pom Pom]]'s [[Cell Phones\|cell phone]]" (which turns out to have actually been a [[Foods used as phones\|banana]]). He then spells out "P-L-Z-spacebar-G-E-T-spacebar-[[Eggs\|E-G-G-S]]-spacebar-backspacebar-comma-M-I-L-K-question mark".
	~~</div>~~		* Email [[love poems]] — After Homestar interrupts Strong Bad claiming that "everybody knows [he's] the only one around here with any real [[Lack of Visible Arms\|no-arms-on]] experience with the lady-makes", he proceeds to recite a "poem" which Strong Bad immediately recognizes as a "lavishly-produced grocery list". Homestar insists that it's not, claiming that his grocery list is "amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing".
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	'''Grocery Lists''' are usually used for keeping track of what foodstuffs people want to buy. Despite this, [[Homestar Runner]] will, on occasion, foolishly use them in place of other, more sophisticated forms of writing. He also once "texted" one to [[Marzipan]] from a banana.

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	* [[The Interview]] — When [[Strong Bad]] informs him that he is at an interview, Homestar politely shows off his ~~"~~reh-zoom~~"~~, in actuality a grocery list. The list has all the s's backwards, and one of the entries is ~~"~~five~~"~~.
	* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar, after getting Marzipan's [[PhoneTime XL8\|answering machine]] proceeds to inform her of a ~~"~~text message~~"~~ he's about to send from ~~"~~[[Pom Pom]]'s [[Cell Phones\|cell phone]]~~"~~ (which turns out to have actually been a [[Foods used as phones\|banana]]). He then spells out ~~"~~P-L-Z-spacebar-G-E-T-spacebar-[[Eggs\|E-G-G-S]]-spacebar-backspacebar-comma-M-I-L-K-question mark~~"~~.
	* Email [[love poems]] — After Homestar interrupts Strong Bad claiming that ~~"~~everybody knows [he's] the only one around here with any real [[Lack of Visible Arms\|no-arms-on]] experience with the lady-makes~~"~~, he proceeds to recite a ~~"~~poem~~"~~ which Strong Bad immediately recognizes as a ~~"~~lavishly-produced grocery list~~"~~. Homestar insists that it's not, claiming that his grocery list is ~~"~~amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing~~"~~.

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	~~[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">~~[[Category:~~Lists\|~~Lists]]~~</span> \| <span dir="ltr">~~[[Category:~~Food running gags\|~~Food running gags]]~~</span>~~

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'''Grocery Lists''' are usually used for keeping track of what foodstuffs people want to buy. Despite this, [[Homestar Runner]] will, on occasion, foolishly use them in place of other, more sophisticated forms of writing. He also once "texted" one to [[Marzipan]] from a banana.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Appearances </span> ==

* [[The Interview]] — When [[Strong Bad]] informs him that he is at an interview, Homestar politely shows off his "reh-zoom", in actuality a grocery list. The list has all the s's backwards, and one of the entries is "five".
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar, after getting Marzipan's [[PhoneTime XL8|answering machine]] proceeds to inform her of a "text message" he's about to send from "[[Pom Pom]]'s [[Cell Phones|cell phone]]" (which turns out to have actually been a [[Foods used as phones|banana]]). He then spells out "P-L-Z-spacebar-G-E-T-spacebar-[[Eggs|E-G-G-S]]-spacebar-backspacebar-comma-M-I-L-K-question mark".
* Email [[love poems]] — After Homestar interrupts Strong Bad claiming that "everybody knows [he's] the only one around here with any real [[Lack of Visible Arms|no-arms-on]] experience with the lady-makes", he proceeds to recite a "poem" which Strong Bad immediately recognizes as a "lavishly-produced grocery list". Homestar insists that it's not, claiming that his grocery list is "amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing".

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Lists|Lists]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Food running gags|Food running gags]]</span>

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