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''This article is about the second DVD feature.'' ''For other uses, see [[Email Intros (disambiguation)]].''

'''Email Intros, Part Two''' is a video on [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]. It's a compilation of the intros to each of the next 60 [[Strong Bad Email]] intros (the little songs or other things [[Strong Bad]] says at the beginning of each email), starting with [[car|email #101]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Strong Sad]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]], [[Marzipan's House]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]], [[Lappy 486]], [[Tandy 400]]

'''Running Time:''' 6:07

'''DVD Exclusive:''' [[strongbad email.exe Disc Five]]

<span id="transcript"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Transcript</span> ==

{| class="wikitable wikitable" width="100%"
|-
! Number
! Email
! style="text-align: left;"| Intro
|-
| 101
| [[car]]
| style="text-align: left;"| The views expressed in the following email show do not necessarily reflect the opinions of anybody cool. Oh, except me. ''{lowers voice}'' I'm cool.
|-
| 102
| [[lunch special]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Oh email, I'm gonna let you down easy... when I break up with you.
|-
| 103
| [[haircut]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Man, if I had a nickel for every email I get, I would throw them at people in the food court. From that railing, like up above.
|-
| 104
| [[theme park]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, it's time for funny stuff.
|-
| 105
| [[replacement]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Our next show is a family show. It... is... the email.
|-
| 106
| [[dangeresque 3]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Oh, here comes little email, with a gun in his hand...
|-
| 107
| [[cheatday]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Let's check a Strong Bad Email, you and me. Together. Like we used to. Like a family.
|-
| 108
| [[pom pom]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Oh, I'm an email gambler... that means I play cards with emails. Full house.
|-
| 109
| [[crying]]
| style="text-align: left;"| ''{rapping}'' I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—''{realizes mistake, talking}'' Oh. Never mind.
|-
| 110
| [[for kids]]
| style="text-align: left;"| ''{types "quit" into Peasant's Quest; a message responds, "You quitter."}'' I guess I should do the thing that I do.
|-
| 111
| [[other days]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I got an email in my pocket, and I think it's starting to melt.
|-
| 112
| [[old comics]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Let's get it over with! With the email style, get it over with!
|-
| 113
| [[pizzaz]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Here comes The Strong Baaaaad... Oh, here comes The Strong Baaaaad!
|-
| 114
| [[the facts]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email. Hey, hey, I'm checkin' email, I'm checkin' email.
|-
| 115
| [[time capsule]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Checkin' emails with a VISCOSITY since 2001, it's a Strong Bad Email.
|-
| 116
| [[extra plug]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Ow ow ow... ow ow oww... ow ow owww... email...
|-
| 117
| [[montage]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Tonight on Strong Bad Email: Comedian Coach Z, actress Marzipan, and some guy from a zoo.
|-
| 118
| [[virus]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I got the email, you got the email, I got the email, you got the email.
|-
| 119
| [[animal]]
| style="text-align: left;"| All right! Let's see if this bad boy can check some emails.
|-
| 120
| [[radio]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I got miles and miles of the email style. Miles and miles of the email style.
|-
| 121
| [[part-time job]]
| style="text-align: left;"| A lot of ladies and a lot of girls... some healthy ladies and some healthy girls!
|-
| 122
| [[dreamail]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Oh oh, email's in the backyard, makin' some stew...
|-
| 123
| [[origins]]
| style="text-align: left;"| This email is leaving the station. Please move to the center of the email, and away from the doors.
|-
| 124
| [[secret recipes]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Email, na na, na na, na na, nanaNA...
|-
| 125
| [[rock opera]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Checkin' email, now take it to the flip side! ''{repeats the previous sentence [[Reversed Dialogue|backwards]]}''
|-
| 126
| [[best thing]]
| style="text-align: left;"| You got to email, just to stay alive!
|-
| 127
| [[long pants]]
| style="text-align: left;"| And if I email you! Girl, woman! ''{holds up pieces of paper that say "Girl." and "Woman." as he says those words}'' Oh, would you email me? Girl, woman! ''{holds up the papers again}''
|-
| 128
| [[rampage]]
| style="text-align: left;"| The email checker, come on and come on, y'all. The email checker, come on and come ''on'', y'all!
|-
| 129
| [[garage sale]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Here comes another email that I'll answer for you! Here comes another email that I'll answer for you!
|-
| 130
| [[do over]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Strong Bad Email! Makes money! Strong Bad Email! Gets paid!
|-
| 131
| [[boring (really)]]
| style="text-align: left;"| ''{rapping}'' Email theme song! 1-2-3! A da-da-checka email wit' me, SB, y'all!
|-
| 132
| [[modeling]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Can you handle my style? No, you can't handle my styyyyyle. Email!
|-
| 133
| [[bottom 10]]
| style="text-align: left;"| This email is making fun of you.
|-
| 134
| [[record book]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Drape it over your aaaaaaarms, step out in styyyyyle, Strong Bad Emaaaaaaail...
|-
| 135
| [[lady...ing]]
| style="text-align: left;"| ''{singing in falsetto}'' Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know.
|-
| 136
| [[geddup noise]]
| style="text-align: left;"| A little bit of email. Some you-and-me mail.
|-
| 137
| [[bedtime story]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I'm still here, after all these years, checkin' my email. ''{in falsetto}'' Checkin' my email!
|-
| 138
| [[space program]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Email is the sound that we make when a young girl cries...
|-
| 139
| [[portrait]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Hey everybody, it's a musical Strong Bad Email this week!
|-
| 140
| [[high school]]
| style="text-align: left;"| It's the email, baby, lunch juice!
|-
| 141
| [[death metal]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Email, ah ooh, ooh, ooh ah ooh, email, ah ooh, email, ah ooh, ooh.
|-
| 142
| [[secret identity]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Initiate sbemail-refresh daemon.
|-
| 143
| [[technology]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Don't you wanna email, don't you need a email, don't you turn your life around!
|-
| 144
| [[narrator]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I met this email on a north-bound train. We had some dinner then we danced in the rain.
|-
| 145
| [[myths & legends]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I'm livin' the Strong Bad life, I take an email for my wife. I take an email for my wife.
|-
| 146
| [[pop-up]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I was born to check emails and eat lots of cake!
|-
| 147
| [[lady fan]]
| style="text-align: left;"| How many emails can you check? Five, twelve, seven, shut up.
|-
| 148
| [[disconnected]]
| style="text-align: left;"| This week, I'm feeling my style! I've got confidence in my email!
|-
| 149
| [[candy product]]
| style="text-align: left;"| ''{blows on microphone and taps it}'' Check one, check two. Sibilance. Sibilance. SBEmail.
|-
| 150
| [[alternate universe]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I've been walkin' on clouds and flippin' off rainbows, on the wings of an email. ''{to Strong Sad}'' Thanks, man.<br />
'''STRONG SAD:''' No prob, Bob.
|-
| 151
| [[senior prom]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Can you see that I've got email styles, c'mon c'mon, can you see that I've got email styles?
|-
| 152
| [[isp]]
| style="text-align: left;"| A badaly-doo, it's time for email, bra-doop-da-dabadoo.
|-
| 153
| [[redesign]]
| style="text-align: left;"| ''{This scene opens in a darkened computer room with yellow tape (reading "LELLOWTAPE") all over the Lappy.}''<br />
''{from offscreen}'' Email is nice, ''{the lights come on and Strong Bad sits down}'' habalubabulabada! ''{rips the tape away}'' Email is twice, habilastilbilasaw!
|-
| 154
| [[keep cool]]
| style="text-align: left;"| I'll take you back to a time when email was king!
|-
| 155
| [[theme song]]
| style="text-align: left;"| When email comes to town, you know, you know, it's like a rainstorm... in your browser.
|-
| 156
| [[road trip]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Good morning, Mr. Email, there's a call for you on line 2.
|-
| 157
| [[trading cards]]
| style="text-align: left;"| A-when you dribble down the court with an email, you leave your dreams at the top of the keeey.
|-
| 158
| [[cliffhangers]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up.
|-
| 159a
| [[retirement]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Green lines, green, green lines. It's a Strong Bad Email again.
|-
| 159b
| [[retirement]]
| style="text-align: left;"| There's a big ol' hole inside my email, makin' it hard to cheeeeck...
|-
| 160
| [[coloring]]
| style="text-align: left;"| Sippin' on a bottle of email, cold, having a picnic lunch with some co-workers.
|}

<span id="fun-facts"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

* Strong Bad skips the intros for the second emails from [[dreamail]] and [[bottom 10]].
* The [[disconnected]] intro is slightly cut off at the beginning.
* The intro used for [[senior prom]] is taken from an Easter egg as opposed as from the actual opening.
* At the end of each intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key, but instead of bringing up the email, it clears the screen for the next intro.
** At the end of the last intro, Strong Bad presses the "enter" key during the fade-out, but the "strongbad_email.exe" command stays up.

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* The transcripts for [[Strong Bad Email Intros]]
* [[Email Intros]]

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