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[[Characters]] often '''eat or drink items not considered food''' or are implied to have done so, whether by ravenous eating habits or baldfaced ignorance.

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== Contents ==

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* [#Bubs 1 Bubs]
* [#Coach_Z 2 Coach Z]
* [#Firebert 3 Firebert]
* [#Homestar_Runner 4 Homestar Runner]
* [#The_Homestar_Runner 5 The Homestar Runner]
* [#Homsar 6 Homsar]
* [#The_King_of_Town 7 The King of Town]
* [#Mary_Palaroncini 8 Mary Palaroncini]
* [#Marzipan 9 Marzipan]
* [#Mr._Poofers 10 Mr. Poofers]
* [#Pan_Pan 11 Pan Pan]
* [#Sickly_Sam 12 Sickly Sam]
* [#Stinkoman 13 Stinkoman]
* [#Strong_Bad 14 Strong Bad]
* [#Strong_Mad 15 Strong Mad]
* [#Strong_Sad 16 Strong Sad]
* [#Other_mentions 17 Other mentions]
* [#See_also 18 See also]

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== [[Bubs]] ==

* Email [[unnatural]] — [[Strong Sad]]'s plan to restore [[King Bubsgonzola Supreme]] to his normal size is to catapult a bowl of [[Kashi Company|Kashi]] into his mouth; Bubs eats it, bowl, spoon, and all.
* [[One Two, One Two]] — Bubs puts a tennis ball and a [[General Tso's Chicken|Chinese food]] takeout box into the meat grinder/sausage stuffer.


== [[Coach Z]] ==

* [[The Best Decemberween Ever]] — Coach Z drinks blue [[Listerine]] mouthwash.
* Email [[impression]] — Coach Z mistakes moist towelettes for hot [[Cold Cuts|cold cuts]].
* Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad tricks Coach Z into eating a bowl of sour cream and [[The Cheat]] fur.
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — Coach Z is found in a locker with several half-empty bottles of regular Listerine. It is implied that he drank them.


== [[Firebert]] ==

* [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] — Limited Edition Firebert can reportedly eat anything as long as it has nutmeg grated over it. He uses this ability to free himself and [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] by eating the Christmas lights restraining them.


== [[Homestar Runner]] ==

* Email [[secret recipes]] — Off-screen, Strong Bad presumably gives [[Homestar Runner]] a bowl of sour cream and The Cheat hair. Homestar soon after admits that he knew it was sour cream and The Cheat hair. Later, Homestar eats "Stupid Uncle [[Eggs|Egg]]'s Goodtime [[Diapers|Diaper]] [[Pie]]", which is actually a [[Pine Cones|pine cone]].
* Email [[do over]] — Homestar, dressed as The Cheat, eats a pile of [[Loose Coins|change]] off of the floor.
* [[Bug In Mouth Disease|Bug in Mouth Disease]] — Homestar swallows a small [[The Bug|bug]] and accidentally tells Strong Bad that he swallowed his computer instead of the bug.
* Email [[theme song]] — Homestar is seen eating a sandwich made of light bulbs stuck between two pieces of [[Bread|bread]].
* [[Everything Else, Volume 2]] — If the viewer does not select anything on the main menu, Homestar will try to eat the menu selections.
* [[Quality Time]] — Homestar attempts to eat a broom and a coat while in the closet, thinking they are [[Cake|cake]].
* Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) — While asleep, Homestar decides to eat a kazoo, rather than a carrot. Notably, he seems to be dreaming that he is actually eating a fellow Girl Scout.
* [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer]] — Homestar bites a [[Nintendo|Wii]] remote, after calling it a "futuristic candy bar".
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar swallows his quarter, Lucky George.
* [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]] — Homestar rambles on about how it would make sense for his non-edible hat to be cooking on a food grill.
* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar refers to a box of thumbtacks as "an after-school snack", and he downs the entire box.


== [[The Homestar Runner]] ==

* [[That a Ghost]] — The Homestar Runner attempts to eat a moth, but fails, much to his frustration.


== [[Homsar]] ==

* [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Two of the choices for Homsar are shaving cream and a wrench. Homsar says "Oh no, I think this is my favorite!" when you give him the wrench.


== [[The King of Town]] ==

''See main article: [[The King of Town's Food]]''

* Email [[monster truck]] — The King of Town is seen eating a [[Cardboard Boxes|cardboard box]] covered in pancake syrup, which he thinks is a [[Cake|cake]].
* [[3 Times Halloween Funjob]] — The King of Town eats a dozen [[Eggs|eggs]], washes them down with a roll of toilet paper, and afterwards starts eating Marzipan's candy-[[Corn|corn]] light bulbs.
* Email [[the bet]] — The King of Town offers Strong Bad a can of [[The King of Town's Food|Butter-da]], which is apparently "for automotive use only."
* Email [[secret recipes]] — The King of Town is seen eating various [[Deodorant|deodorant]] products.
* Email [[record book]] — The King of Town eats a salt shaker.
* [[No Hands On Deck!]] — The King of Town spits out a remote control.
* [[Happy Hallow-day]] — [[Strong Sad]] accuses the King of eating [[Halloween]] night. He responds by claiming he's on a strict diet of Arbor Day and Earth Day.
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town, as a stocking, hopes it isn't unethical or unlawful to want to eat himself and claims that it "wouldn't be the first time" he had been stuffed with coal. This is followed by a photo showing a plate of coal covered in onion salt and hot sauce, labeled "The King of Town's Last Three Items in the Pantry Special".
* Email [[unnatural]] — The King of Town is seen sitting at his table, with a fork stuck in it and several bite marks taken out of it.
* Email [[diorama]] — The King of Town admits to eating cotton balls.
* Email [[nightlife]] (Easter egg) — The King of Town dips a motherboard in 70% cacao.
* Email [[fan club]] (Easter egg) — The King confesses to have eaten [[The Poopsmith]]'s [[Whatsit|whatsit]] pile.
* Email [[buried]] (Easter egg) — The King orders the underground layers of [[Strong Badia]] as if he is reading a menu.
* Email [[rated]] (Easter egg) — When the King hears that you have to eat [[Dogs|puppies]] for [[Breakfast|breakfast]] in Transylvania, he tells the Poopsmith to pack his bags and plastic [[Fangs|fangs]].
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — In order to prevent Strong Bad from using it to leave his house, the King of Town eats Strong Bad's [[Maps|map]] from [[Homestar Ruiner]].
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — The King of Town is seen eating a Wii remote while being recruited for [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|DÖI]]. He also eats part of the wire to the button that activates Strong Bad's secret stage prop. He also eats bleached, [[Butter|buttered]] bats on stage.
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] — When The King of Town is asked by Strong Bad why he dressed up as Hello Kitty, The King of Town replies that he dressed up as his favorite candy. Strong Bad remarks, "Um, I'm pretty sure those were erasers."
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2]] — The King of Town mentions that he's eating a [[Chocolate|chocolate]]-dipped tapeworm.
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Bad accuses The King of Town of eating the colonel's mustard and the rope and the parlor. The King argues, "I admit to only two-thirds of that statement!"
* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — The King of Town thinks the soap box derby is for eating soap.
* [[I Killed Pom Pom]] — The King of Town ate the Poopsmith's whatsit pile and frames Homestar for it.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — The King of Town takes a bite from a mirror.
* [[Later That Night...]] — The King of Town says that he eats expired food and [[Scrubbing Bubbles]] bathroom cleaner.


== [[Mary Palaroncini]] ==

* Email [[concert]] (Easter egg) — The [[Limozeen: "but they're in space!"]] version of Mary eats a basketball while watching ESPN Classic with [[Larry Palaroncini]].


== [[Marzipan]] ==

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Marzipan says she's "probably outside eating some dirt or something", and Strong Bad tells her that she can come home and eat [[Pie|pie]] and money.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad tricks Marzipan into [[Characters Being Eaten|eating The Cheat]].


== [[Mr. Poofers]] ==

* [[Mr. Poofers Must Die]] — In Homestar's story, [[Mr. Poofers]] eats pine cones for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.


== [[Pan Pan]] ==

* [[Twenty THANXty Six|TWenty THANXty Six]] — At the request of [[1-Up]], Pan Pan swallows both 1-Up and Stinkoman.


== [[Sickly Sam]] ==

* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — Sickly Sam eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]], foiling his plot to sell Sam to the [[Glue Factory|glue factory]]. Other items found in his stomach include a barrel, a shovel, a jug of [[Alcohol|alcohol]], and a Parcheesi game.


== [[Stinkoman]] ==

* [[Under Construction]] — Stinkoman eats [[Sticklyman]]'s "dirt" to determine what it is; although it turned out to be [[Pudding|pudding]], he didn't seem to know that before putting it in his mouth.
* Email [[time capsule]] — Stinkoman eats real dirt, commenting: "''Oh man'', those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. ''Maybe'' the next one will be ''better''." He then eats a cassette tape from Strong Bad's [[The Time Capsule|time capsule]], believing it to be a [[Power Crunch]]. After eating it, he claims that "it tastes like a [[Number One Jams|number one jam]]".


== [[Strong Bad]] ==

* Email [[interview]] — After a brief conversation with [[Homsar]], Strong Bad prepares to gnaw off his own leg.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — Strong Bad [[Blatant Lies|claims]] that the piece of paper containing the last panel of the comic (and a picture of [[The Ugly One|the Hotgly One]]) is a piece of [[Pizza|pizza]] and stuffs the paper into his mouth to disguise the fact that he was making out with it.


== [[Strong Mad]] ==

* [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Strong Mad eats rocks and then half an actual can of soda. (This inexplicably causes [[The Cheat]]'s head to [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explode]].)
* [[Email Processing Room]] — Strong Mad chews up a piece of paper with an email printed on it and spits it out before sending it to Strong Bad.
* Email [[origins]] — Strong Bad says Strong Mad ate The Cheat's chainwhip.
* Email [[narrator]] — Strong Mad confesses to eating his [[Battleship (game)|battleship]]. Strong Bad then claims he's "surprised Strong Mad hasn't eaten The Cheat by now".
* [[Sbemail 150?!?]] — Strong Bad claims that Strong Mad ate his 150th email.
* Email [[isp]] — Strong Mad literally sucks up bandwidth.
* Email [[retirement]] — Strong Mad, as "House-Mouth", swallows the [[Compy 386]] whole.
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Mad accidentally eats The Cheat, and Strong Bad then claims that Strong Mad eats The Cheat four times a day.


== [[Strong Sad]] ==

* [[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Necco wafers remind Strong Sad of when he ate colored chalk and nearly died, while he also confesses to have eaten baking chocolate when there was no other chocolate in the house.
* [[Rotten Eggs]] — Strong Sad enjoys making stewed Easter basket grass (whether he himself eats it is debatable, however).
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad says that the smoke detector hasn't had a battery since the day he made Strong Sad eat a 9-volt Po'Boy.


== Other mentions ==

* [[Meet Marshie]] — "Munch" is depicted as a plate of marshmallows with nails stuck through them and [[Batteries|batteries]] on the table, and "Pinner" consists of marshmallows with an eyepatch, hat, and cigar.
* Email [[english paper]] — The second page of the paper is a diagram depicting batteries being eaten.


== See also ==

* [[Concoctions]]
* [[Food Still In Peel or Package|Food Still in Peel or Package]]
* [[Characters Being Eaten]]

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