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	'''Drugs''' and other forms of medicine have been referenced frequently throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]], in both medicinal and recreational contexts.		'''Drugs''' and other forms of medicine have been referenced frequently throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]], in both medicinal and recreational contexts.

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Appearances~~</span>~~ ==

	~~<span id~~=~~"medicinal-drugs"></span>~~		=== Medicinal Drugs ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Medicinal Drugs~~</span>~~ ===

	* [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]] — [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] claims to be a celebrity pharmacist.		* [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]] — [[Dangeresque (character)\|Dangeresque]] claims to be a celebrity pharmacist.
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	* Email [[time capsule]] — One of the Easter eggs features [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]].		* Email [[time capsule]] — One of the Easter eggs features [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]].
	* [[Stinkoman 20X6]] — The main item for restoring health is a [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items\|large pill]].		* [[Stinkoman 20X6]] — The main item for restoring health is a [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items\|large pill]].
	* Email [[candy product]] — [[Strong Bad]]'s junkmail filter, [[Edgar\|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]], has one email with the subject ~~"~~Re: PharamBlacy news~~"~~, parodying spammers who advertise prescription drugs.		* Email [[candy product]] — [[Strong Bad]]'s junkmail filter, [[Edgar\|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]], has one email with the subject "Re: PharamBlacy news", parodying spammers who advertise prescription drugs.
	* Email [[web comics]] — [[The Cheat]]'s junk mail filter has an email with the subject ~~"~~PharmC7acy~~"~~.		* Email [[web comics]] — [[The Cheat]]'s junk mail filter has an email with the subject "PharmC7acy".
	* Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tries to make a real fruit smoothie using ~~"~~[[Total Load]]~~"~~, the total body fitness enhancing powder.		* Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tries to make a real fruit smoothie using "[[Total Load]]", the total body fitness enhancing powder.
	* Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad runs out of his ~~"~~antidepressants~~"~~, and later his ~~"~~Cloud Shape Spotting Log~~"~~ in an Easter egg lists ~~"~~diet pills~~"~~.		* Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad runs out of his "antidepressants", and later his "Cloud Shape Spotting Log" in an Easter egg lists "diet pills".
	* [[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking a [[The King of Town]] costume, Strong Bad uses the phrase, ~~"~~I don't think the medication is working.~~"~~		* [[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking a [[The King of Town]] costume, Strong Bad uses the phrase, "I don't think the medication is working."
	* Email [[sbemail 206]] — An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic.		* Email [[sbemail 206]] — An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic.
	* Email [[the next april fools thing]] — Strong Bad is inspired to think of File Folder-Shaped Vitamins.
	* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 17]]) — Walking through his living room at night, Homestar Runner sees his [[Cow Lamp\|cow lamp]] morph into a semi-realistic, talking character and concludes that he took too much cough syrup.

	~~<span id~~=~~"recreational-drugs"></span>~~		=== Recreational Drugs ===
	==~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Recreational Drugs~~</span>~~ ===

	* [[Scroll Button Songs]] — [[Coach Z]] raps, ~~"~~And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!~~"~~		* [[Scroll Button Songs]] — [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
	* [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, ~~"~~Kids under six, don't drink and drive! And drugs, stay out of school!~~"~~		* [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive! And drugs, stay out of school!"
	* Email [[autobiography]] — In ~~"~~[[Words I Probably Said]]~~"~~, Strong Bad explains that ~~"~~somebody must have slipped [Reg] some drugs or something before the game~~"~~.		* Email [[autobiography]] — In "[[Words I Probably Said]]", Strong Bad explains that "somebody must have slipped [Reg] some drugs or something before the game".
	* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Reynold]] if he wants to ~~"~~smoke some candy~~"~~ in a PSA-like video.		* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Reynold]] if he wants to "smoke some candy" in a PSA-like video.
	* Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's ~~"~~deadbeat boyfriend~~"~~ shirt bears a striking similarity to a ~~"~~Legalize Marijuana~~"~~ T-shirt.		* Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to a "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirt.
	* Email [[strong badathlon]] — When he loses the Remote Put, Strong Bad accuse the "East German" of taking steroids, demanding the judges check his [[Pants\|pants]].
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Phencyclidine\|PCP]].		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Phencyclidine\|PCP]].
	** In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13\|DVD commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] ~~<span style="background-color~~: ~~#DEF; border~~: ~~1px solid #69C; padding:2px;font-size:x-small;white-space:nowrap;" title="The external website linked here contains offensive language and~~/~~or content~~.~~">[[File:Exclamation Mark~~.~~png\|[[File:~~Exclamation_Mark.png\|12px~~\|thumb\|The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content~~.~~]]]]~~ content warning~~</span>~~ music video.		** In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13\|DVD commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/53/Exclamation_Mark.png/12px-Exclamation_Mark.png content warning music video.
	* [[Peacey P]] — The rapper's name is derived from PCP.		* [[Peacey P]] — The rapper's name is derived from PCP.
	** [[Rap Song]] — the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s channel ID for this short is PCP.		** [[Rap Song]] — the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s channel ID for this short is PCP.
	* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad orders a free sample of [[Total Load]] Strength Enhancer, a type of steroid.		* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad orders a free sample of [[Total Load]] Strength Enhancer, a type of steroid.
	* Email [[sbemail 206]] — After Old-Timey Strong Bad advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic, he asserts that ~~"~~It's for children, you!~~"~~.		* Email [[sbemail 206]] — After Old-Timey Strong Bad advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic, he asserts that "It's for children, you!".
	* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] — After [[Strong Sad]] sees Strong Bad and others passed out and babbling, he finds that they were drinking [[Smarty Juice]] which is known to cause ~~"~~drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming.~~"~~ He then joins in by drinking some.		* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] — After [[Strong Sad]] sees Strong Bad and others passed out and babbling, he finds that they were drinking [[Smarty Juice]] which is known to cause "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming." He then joins in by drinking some.
	* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad claims to not remember the events of [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] due to taking a bunch of ~~dry~~ Total Load ~~powder~~ at once (or, as he calls it, ~~"~~chalkmouthing~~"~~) before waking up the next day on a pile of unsold [[SBCG4AP]] [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD\|DVDs]].		* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad claims to not remember the events of [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] due to taking a bunch of Total Load at once (or, as he calls it, "chalkmouthing") before waking up the next day on a pile of unsold [[SBCG4AP]] [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD\|DVDs]].

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See also ==
	~~== <span class~~=~~"mw-headline">~~See also~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Strong Sad's Pills]]		* [[Strong Sad's Pills]]
	* [[Ointment]]
	* [[Smoking]]		* [[Smoking]]
	* [[Alcohol]]		* [[Alcohol]]
	* [[Poison]]		* [[Poison]]
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	* [[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking a [[The King of Town]] costume, Strong Bad uses the phrase, "I don't think the medication is working."		* [[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking a [[The King of Town]] costume, Strong Bad uses the phrase, "I don't think the medication is working."
	* Email [[sbemail 206]] — An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic.		* Email [[sbemail 206]] — An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic.
			* Email [[the next april fools thing]] — Strong Bad is inspired to think of File Folder-Shaped Vitamins.
			* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 17]]) — Walking through his living room at night, Homestar Runner sees his [[Cow Lamp\|cow lamp]] morph into a semi-realistic, talking character and concludes that he took too much cough syrup.

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	* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Reynold]] if he wants to "smoke some candy" in a PSA-like video.		* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Reynold]] if he wants to "smoke some candy" in a PSA-like video.
	* Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to a "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirt.		* Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to a "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirt.
			* Email [[strong badathlon]] — When he loses the Remote Put, Strong Bad accuse the "East German" of taking steroids, demanding the judges check his [[Pants\|pants]].
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Phencyclidine\|PCP]].		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Phencyclidine\|PCP]].
	** In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13\|DVD commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] <span style="background-color: #DEF; border: 1px solid #69C; padding:2px;font-size:x-small;white-space:nowrap;" title="The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content.">[[File:Exclamation Mark.png\|[[File:Exclamation_Mark.png\|12px\|thumb\|The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content.]]]] content warning</span> music video.		** In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13\|DVD commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] <span style="background-color: #DEF; border: 1px solid #69C; padding:2px;font-size:x-small;white-space:nowrap;" title="The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content.">[[File:Exclamation Mark.png\|[[File:Exclamation_Mark.png\|12px\|thumb\|The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content.]]]] content warning</span> music video.
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	* Email [[sbemail 206]] — After Old-Timey Strong Bad advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic, he asserts that "It's for children, you!".		* Email [[sbemail 206]] — After Old-Timey Strong Bad advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic, he asserts that "It's for children, you!".
	* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] — After [[Strong Sad]] sees Strong Bad and others passed out and babbling, he finds that they were drinking [[Smarty Juice]] which is known to cause "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming." He then joins in by drinking some.		* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] — After [[Strong Sad]] sees Strong Bad and others passed out and babbling, he finds that they were drinking [[Smarty Juice]] which is known to cause "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming." He then joins in by drinking some.
	* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad claims to not remember the events of [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] due to taking a bunch of Total Load at once (or, as he calls it, "chalkmouthing") before waking up the next day on a pile of unsold [[SBCG4AP]] [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD\|DVDs]].		* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020\|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad claims to not remember the events of [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] due to taking a bunch of dry Total Load powder at once (or, as he calls it, "chalkmouthing") before waking up the next day on a pile of unsold [[SBCG4AP]] [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD\|DVDs]].

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	* [[Strong Sad's Pills]]		* [[Strong Sad's Pills]]
			* [[Ointment]]
	* [[Smoking]]		* [[Smoking]]
	* [[Alcohol]]		* [[Alcohol]]

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'''Drugs''' and other forms of medicine have been referenced frequently throughout the [[Homestar Runner universe]], in both medicinal and recreational contexts.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Medicinal Drugs</span> ===

* [[The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] claims to be a celebrity pharmacist.
* [[Peasant's Quest]] — One of the items that is given to [[The Three Keepers of Trogdor]] is a bottle of pills.
* Email [[time capsule]] — One of the Easter eggs features [[Jobar's Big Ol' Headache Medicine]].
* [[Stinkoman 20X6]] — The main item for restoring health is a [[Stinkoman 20X6 Enemies and Items|large pill]].
* Email [[candy product]] — [[Strong Bad]]'s junkmail filter, [[Edgar|Edgar's Baby's Daddy]], has one email with the subject "Re: PharamBlacy news", parodying spammers who advertise prescription drugs.
* Email [[web comics]] — [[The Cheat]]'s junk mail filter has an email with the subject "PharmC7acy".
* Email [[alternate universe]] — [[Homestar Runner]] tries to make a real fruit smoothie using "[[Total Load]]", the total body fitness enhancing powder.
* Email [[retirement]] — Strong Bad runs out of his "antidepressants", and later his "Cloud Shape Spotting Log" in an Easter egg lists "diet pills".
* [[Fan Costumes '08]] — In mocking a [[The King of Town]] costume, Strong Bad uses the phrase, "I don't think the medication is working."
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — An animatronic [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic.

<span id="recreational-drugs"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">Recreational Drugs</span> ===

* [[Scroll Button Songs]] — [[Coach Z]] raps, "And if you're tryin' to fade me then ya must smoke crack!"
* [[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive! And drugs, stay out of school!"
* Email [[autobiography]] — In "[[Words I Probably Said]]", Strong Bad explains that "somebody must have slipped [Reg] some drugs or something before the game".
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] — [[Blue Laser Commander]] asks [[Reynold]] if he wants to "smoke some candy" in a PSA-like video.
* Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar's "deadbeat boyfriend" shirt bears a striking similarity to a "Legalize Marijuana" T-shirt.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13]] — [[So and So]] confuses diet soda with [[Phencyclidine|PCP]].
** In the [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 13|DVD commentary]], [[Ryan Sterritt]] mentions a pot leaf visible in the [[Nuthin' but a "G" Thang]] <span style="background-color: #DEF; border: 1px solid #69C; padding:2px;font-size:x-small;white-space:nowrap;" title="The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content.">[[File:Exclamation Mark.png|[[File:Exclamation_Mark.png|12px|thumb|The external website linked here contains offensive language and/or content.]]]] content warning</span> music video.
* [[Peacey P]] — The rapper's name is derived from PCP.
** [[Rap Song]] — the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]'s channel ID for this short is PCP.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad orders a free sample of [[Total Load]] Strength Enhancer, a type of steroid.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — After Old-Timey Strong Bad advertises Olde Time Jones Drug Filled Tonic, he asserts that "It's for children, you!".
* [[Characters from Yonder Website]] — After [[Strong Sad]] sees Strong Bad and others passed out and babbling, he finds that they were drinking [[Smarty Juice]] which is known to cause "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming." He then joins in by drinking some.
* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020|@StrongBadActual]] — Strong Bad claims to not remember the events of [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] due to taking a bunch of Total Load at once (or, as he calls it, "chalkmouthing") before waking up the next day on a pile of unsold [[SBCG4AP]] [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD|DVDs]].

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">See also</span> ==

* [[Strong Sad's Pills]]
* [[Smoking]]
* [[Alcohol]]
* [[Poison]]

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