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''"Kids and old people not allowed!"''

There have been numerous occasions where characters have expressed '''dislike of old people'''. [[Strong Bad]] especially seems to harbor a deep resentment of the aged.

== Appearances ==

* Email [[vacation]] — While visiting [[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|The Great Mound]], Strong Bad remarks about the abundance of old ladies, and that he doesn't like them and doesn't even want to see them.
* Email [[monster truck]] — Strong Bad will not allow old people to enter [[Awexome Cross '98]] without a bucket of fried [[Chicken|chicken]] for him.
* Email [[the bet]] — Strong Bad calls [[The King of Town]] a "creepy old man".
* Email [[theme park]] — The motto of [[Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace! USA]] is "More rides than you or your grandmother can handle"; it then says at the bottom of the screen: "* please do not bring your grandmother".
* [[Shopping For Danger|Shopping for Danger]] — After the [[Blue Laser Minion]] tells [[Blue Laser Commander]] that his shopping cart is being used to help an old lady do her shopping, the Commander says, "Old ladies ''SUCK!''"
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — [[Cheerleader]] believes that making friends with a girl who has a learner's permit will grant them the freedom to stop hanging out next to [[Mr. Pitters]]. Conversely, [[The Ugly One]] will miss him, and [[What's Her Face]] cheerfully rents her locker out to him in [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 14]].
* Email [[narrator]] — Strong Bad describes [[Bubs]] and [[Coach Z]] as "weird old men" in an unaffectionate manner.
* Email [[slumber party]] — Strong Bad finds himself deeply disappointed when he attends an "older kids" slumber party with Bubs, Coach Z and the King of Town due to their whining and their unwillingness to play Bed Axe.
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad greets the [[Old Man]] with, "Hi, decrepit old person."
* [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — Strong Bad would rather have [[The Cheat]] injure him bodily than have to visit his Great Gamaw.
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