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''"NOW we are out of the boat."''

[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[Strong Badia|StrongBorneo]] in [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]].

On these pages, '''A → B''' (right arrow) means that the response happens when object '''A''' is used on thing '''B''', or in the case of talking to other characters, the indicated sequence of chat topic icons are chosen.

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A short horizontal line between two or more responses, such as the one above, means only one of the responses is heard at a time, and that the action results in a different response each time it occurs.

 

== Strong Borneo ==

=== On first arrival ===

''{Establishing shot through the... uh, jungles of Strong Borneo, and zooms in to Dangeresque and Renaldo sitting in the Riverquest Safariventure box.}''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' So here we are, braving the rapids of this turbulent river deep in the heart of the jungle. Gangs of angry street piranhas circle beneath us! Cannibals and volcanoes close in from all sides! And behind us, just out of view, is the three-hundred-foot jaggedy waterfall from which we just safely dropped.
'''RENALDO:''' Boy, am I glad you beat up that weightlifter ex-Navy-SEAL we had for a guide and decided to captain this boat yourself! Your quick thinking and superior skills are the only reason we survived.
'''DANGERESQUE:''' True, but we aren't out of the boat yet. ''{Jumps out of the boat}'' Now we are out of the boat. ''{Jump cut. Dangeresque is suddenly holding a map, and standing further forward.}'' Okay, according to this map, the formula should be around here somewhere. Look around, Renaldo, but don't touch anything!

=== In extended play ===

'''ON-SCREEN CAPTION:''' Set Tours: Strong Borneo
'''STRONG BAD:''' Check this out! This place USED to be Strong Badia until we gave it a total jungle makeover! Let's have a look around.

=== Bearshark ===

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Okay, you prehistoric hunk of advanced technology, prepare to become extinct and obsolete respectively! Wait, how do you kill one of these things?

'''In extended play'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' A bear holding a shark is more than just a great action movie star. That thing's got "romcom" written all over it! ''{Movie-promoter voice}'' "In a shark-eat-bear world, they said their love would never last. But this holiday season, one bear holding one shark will face the odds, together!"

==== Diet Cola → Bearshark ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not putting cola on it and waiting for it to rust! I need a more immediate and preferably violent solution!

==== Nunchuck Gun → Bearshark ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Aims the nunchuck gun}'' Uh-oh, jammed! Good thing there are two sides to every gun!
''{Swinging the nunchucks, Dangeresque jumps on Renaldo's head, then onto the bear holding a shark. The bear falls to the ground with Dangeresque on top, flailing at it with his nunchucks.}''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Take that! And this! Oh, was that your liver? Well here's my fist! ''{Dangeresque flies into the air}'' And a boot to the head! And one for Jenny and the wimp! ''{Jumps back over the fence}''
'''RENALDO:''' What happened to the monster?
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dramatic pose}'' He's history. ''{Normally}'' ... And biology. And a little metal shop. Did you get the formula?
'''RENALDO:''' ''{Straightens up and holds out a handful of blue dust.}'' Oh no! I must have grabbed it too hard! It's turned to dust!
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Reproachfully}'' Renaldo!
'''RENALDO:''' Not to worry! I know someone who can help, but you're not gonna like it.
'''DANGERESQUE:''' You don't mean...
'''RENALDO:''' That's right! Deranged rocket scientist Professor Experimento!
'''DANGERESQUE:''' How could I forget? That whack-job got me kicked out of the space program back in '83!
'''RENALDO:''' Well, he's made a lot of scientific-ish advances in formula reproduction! He can probably recreate Cutesy Buttons' rainforest formula if you bring him some of this powdery goop!
''{Dangeresque puts away the nunchuck gun and takes the powder. A jump cut, and Dangeresque and Renaldo are again at opposite ends of Strong Badia.}''

==== Clicking on any other object in the scene ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' No time for that! I've gotta help Renaldo!

=== Hole ===

'''First time only'''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hmmm, I think I see something. ''{Goes for the hole, but can't fit his hand}'' I can't quite reach it.
'''RENALDO:''' Let me try! My arms are longer and stickier! ''{Reaches into the hole}''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' No wait, it's a trap!
''{The bear holding a shark pops up from behind the fence.}''
'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{As the bear holding a shark}'' Rawwr! Grrraawwll! Screeech! Rooeeooorr!
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Look out, Renaldo! It's a Western Lowland Grizzlysharkasaurusbot! And it's holding a shark!
'''RENALDO:''' ''{Attempting to pull his hand out of the hole}'' Help! I'm trapped!

'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've already got what's left of the formula. No need to be sticking my glove where it doesn't belong.

'''In extended play'''

'''First time only'''
'''STRONG BAD:''' Man, we really abused Strong Badia's regal fence. Somebody's gonna have to get this thing cleaned back up!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Walking up, singing}'' Doo, doo, doo ''{Speaking}'' Oh, hi, Strong Bad.
'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey Homestar, I'll give you a quarter to paint this fence!
'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A whole quarter? I've always wanted a lucky quarter of my own. I hear they taste like butterscotch mini-burgers! I gotta get some paint from Bubs'! See ya in a while!
'''STRONG BAD:''' Well, THAT was easy.

'''DANGERESQUE:''' I've already got what's left of the formula. No need to be sticking my glove where it doesn't belong.

=== Metal Detector ===

'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{digs up a bullet and reads the writing on it}'' "Property of... Baron Darin Diamonocle. If found please return to Brainblow State Prison. Meet me in the back by the rusty fence." That sounds like a really bad idea. ''{puts the bullet away}'' Man, that guy can write really small! I guess that's what he uses that monocle for.

=== Plants ===

'''DANGERESQUE:''' The jungles of Strong Borneo have many poisonous and man-eating plants. I'd better keep my distance.

'''In extended play'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' These plants? All fake! That's right, The Cheat and I spent like three days spray-painting garbage bags stuffed with my brother's old gym clothes! They also did a great job of re-creating that humid, musty jungle scent!

==== Knife → Plants ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, there is something stashed back behind these jungle leaves. ''{Finds a manual page}'' It's a missing page from the Rocket Operations Manual featuring a complete map of space! Unfortunately, this one is out of date. We now know that aliens aren't blue.

'''After finding the manual page'''

'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{hacks away once}'' It's no use, this jungle foilage ''{pronounced as foil-age}'' is just too thick!

=== Renaldo ===

'''At the start of the scene'''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Any luck finding that formula?
'''RENALDO:''' Not yet!

'''While under attack by the bear holding a shark'''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' How ya doin' down there, Renaldo?
'''RENALDO:''' Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be much more relaxed if you'd do something about that thing that's about to chew off my face!
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh yeah.

'''After the bear-shark attack'''
'''DANGERESQUE:''' How are you feeling, Renaldo?
'''RENALDO:''' Better now that you took care of that bearzo-sharko-robo-sarus-bot-amajig!
'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Dramatic close-up}'' It's what I do.

==== Nunchuck Gun → Renaldo ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' FREEZE!
'''RENALDO:''' Aaahhhgghh!
'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hahaha. I never get tired of that.

=== Riverboat ===

'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's no way this old Riverquest boat is gonna make it back up that waterfall. I'd better leave it here.

'''In extended play'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' At first, we were gonna film this whole scene in some rocky cave, but then I remembered that I had this old boat lying around! I was like, "what if this part took place in Strong Badia a la the Riverquest Safariventure from the "theme park" e-mail? I could dress up my cardboard box boat a little more, have the running hose be the river, have some crappy palm trees painted on the fence, and possibly encounter some headhunters or a bear holding a shark!" After that, everything else just fell into place!

=== Stop Sign ===

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Clearly this is meant to scare people off. But for Dangeresque, it's just an invitation to get to the bottom of what's behind this sign.

==== Diet Cola → Stop Sign ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' I'm not putting cola on it and waiting for it to rust! I need a more immediate and preferably violent solution!

==== Nunchuck Gun → Stop Sign ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Aims the gun at the sign}'' Ptow! ''{The sign falls off the fence, revealing a hole}'' Ah-ha! A secret area for stashing valuable items, like, say for example, oh, I dunno... the rainforest formula!

=== Wet Area ===

'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quicksand! This place is full of deadly pitfalls! Watch your step!

'''In extended play'''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Originally, I didn't plan to have quicksand in this scene, but when Coach Z got his boot stuck in the mud, I was like, "that's genius!"
'''COACH Z:''' Can I get my boot back now?
'''STRONG BAD:''' Sorry. That's part of movie history now.

==== Any item → Wet Area ====

'''DANGERESQUE:''' That's quicksand, man! I'm not sticking any of my stuff in there!

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! colspan="2" style="background-color:#564C99;text-align:center;" | ''[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]]''
|-
| colspan="2" style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | Produced by [[Telltale Games]] and [[Videlectrix]]
|-
| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Promotional Media'''
| [[Strong Bad Gameways]], [[SBCG4AP Advertisement|Advertisement]], [[SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[SBCG4AP Tech Demo|Tech Demo]], [[SBCG4AP Dev Blog|Dev Blog]], [[Workin' on the Game]], [[Behind The Bad]] ([[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire|1]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist|2]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw|3]]), [[Make a Scene with Telltale: Strong Bad Edition]], [[SBCG4AP Collector's DVD|Collector's DVD]],
|-
| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''All Episodes'''
| [[SBCG4AP Tutorial|Tutorial]], [[SBCG4AP Intros|WiiWare Intros]]
|-
| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 1: [[Homestar Ruiner]]'''
|
'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Snake Boxer 5]], [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]] 
'''''[[Homestar Ruiner Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (K.o.T. Castle)|K.o.T. Castle]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Homestar Ruiner Responses (The Field)|The Field]] 
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Homestar at the Track]], [[Around the Field]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 1: The New Hire]] 
'''''Songs:''''' [[Handle My Style]], [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance|Fluffy Puff Jela-ton]], [[Showdown]] 
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 2: [[Strong Badia the Free]]'''
|
'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Math Kickers]], [[Strong Badia the Free Cave Girl Squad|Cave Girl Squad]], [[Maps and Minions]] 
'''''Various:''''' [[Countries in Strong Badia the Free|Countries]], [[Homsartifacts]] 
'''''[[Strong Badia the Free Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Bleak House)|Bleak House]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Homsar Reservation)|Homsar Reservation]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Pompomerania)|Pompomerania]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Country)|Country]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (Marzistar)|Marzistar]], [[Strong Badia the Free Responses (The Castle)|The Castle]] 
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Strong Badia the Free Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]] 
'''''Songs:''''' [[Justice Combo Meal]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 3: [[Baddest of the Bands]]'''
|
'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey]], [[Baddest of the Bands Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen|Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen]] 
'''''Various:''''' [[Bands in Baddest of the Bands|Bands]] 
'''''[[Baddest of the Bands Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Marzipan's)|Marzipan's]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Club Technochocolate)|Club Technochocolate]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (The Track)|The Track]], [[Baddest of the Bands Responses (Battle of the Bands stages)|Battle of the Bands stages]] 
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Baddest of the Bands Gameplay Trailer|Gameplay Trailer]], [[Behind The Bad Chapter 2: The Heist]], [[Baddest of the Bands Promo|Promo]], [[Baddestofthebands.com|baddestofthebands.com]] 
'''''Songs:''''' [[Food-Related Love]], [[Cool Tapes songs]], [[Songs from Baddest of the Bands|Other songs]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 4: [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective|Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Space Circus Catastrophe]] 
'''''[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Smoky Office)|Smoky Office]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Brainblow City)|Brainblow City]], '''Strongborneo''', [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Secret Lab)|Secret Lab]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Catacombs)|Catacombs]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Old Club)|Old Club]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (Cutesy's House)|Cutesy's House]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (World Locations)|World Locations]], [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective Responses (The Sun)|The Sun]] 
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Dangeresque: Puppet Squad]], [[Dangeresque 3 Gameplay Clips|Gameplay Clips]], [[Dangeresque 3 Mini-Site|Mini-Site]] 
'''''Songs:''''' [[Today is Alright 4 2Nite]]
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| style="background-color:#C4BFE3;text-align:center;" | '''Episode 5: [[8-Bit is Enough]]'''
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'''''Gameplay:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Walkthrough|Walkthrough]], [[Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder]], [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]], [[Trogdor's 3D-Ungeon]] 
'''''Various:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Character Variations|Character Variations]], [[Spirits of '76]], [[Halfathlon]] 
'''''[[8-Bit is Enough Responses|Responses]]:''''' [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)|House of Strong]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)|The Field]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)|Crates]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)|Videlectrix Mainframe]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)|Halfathlon]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)|Gel-Arshie's Backstage]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)|Stinkoman 20X6]], [[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)|Peasantry]] 
'''''Promotional Media:''''' [[Behind The Bad Chapter 3: The Last Straw]]
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