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	''{Strong Bad gets down from on top of the TV and puts the tape in the VCR. Cut to a front shot of the TV, with the camera zooming in on it, until it fills up the screen. The screen fades in on static and The Cheat's flipper-like hand holding up a crude title card reading the movie title, backed by the Smoky Office. The Cheat then removes the card as Strong Bad as Dangeresque says the following line:}''		''{Strong Bad gets down from on top of the TV and puts the tape in the VCR. Cut to a front shot of the TV, with the camera zooming in on it, until it fills up the screen. The screen fades in on static and The Cheat's flipper-like hand holding up a crude title card reading the movie title, backed by the Smoky Office. The Cheat then removes the card as Strong Bad as Dangeresque says the following line:}''

	'''~~DANGERESQUE~~:''' ''{talking on the phone}'' Yeah, well, I don't care what the FBI, CIA, RGB and XFL say! I already returned the priceless paintings that were evidence!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{talking on the phone}'' Yeah, well, I don't care what the FBI, CIA, RGB and XFL say! I already returned the priceless paintings that were evidence!

	''{~~Dangeresque~~ hangs up the phone and faces the camera}''		''{Strong Bad hangs up the phone and faces the camera}''

	'''~~DANGERESQUE~~:''' Dangeresque plays by his own rules!		'''STRONG BAD:''' Dangeresque plays by his own rules!

	''{Strong Bad turns his head to his right (the viewer's left) as he hears the door knocking.}''		''{Strong Bad turns his head to his right (the viewer's left) as he hears the door knocking.}''
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	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Marzipan, I'm supposed to get some of your hair in this scene!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Marzipan, I'm supposed to get some of your hair in this scene!

	'''MARZIPAN:'~~'' ''{Stage whisper}~~'' I told you, I won't let you cut my hair for this movie!		'''MARZIPAN:''' I told you, I won't let you cut my hair for this movie!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{~~Still whispering~~}'' Come on! You're ruining the shot!		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Stage whisper}'' Come on! You're ruining the shot!

	'''MARZIPAN:'~~'' ''{Still whispering}~~'' I don't care!		'''MARZIPAN:''' I don't care!

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the camera}'' Actresses! ''{Puts the scissors away}''		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{To the camera}'' Actresses! ''{Puts the scissors away}''
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	'''DANGERESQUE:''' This message will self-delete in... now.		'''DANGERESQUE:''' This message will self-delete in... now.

	''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with ~~fangs~~.}''		''{After each of these, the deleted sound plays, showing a red DELETED! screen which has the Female Lappy with devil horns.}''

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	'''Right-hand painting only, after leaving the phone off the hook in the Nighttime Office in Extended play'''		'''Right-hand painting only, after leaving the phone off the hook in the Nighttime Office in Extended play'''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Making a sound effect as the painting slides aside}'' Pshhhh! ''{Finds the tuxedo}'' Whoa! I'll be the life of the super spy party in this! ''{Sultry voice}'' Oh hello, femme fatale ''{pronounced "femmy fataly"}'' won't you accompany me to my car, that turns into a boat, that turns into a rocket, that turns into a... fold-out couch?		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{Making a sound effect as the painting slides aside}'' Pshhhh! ''{Finds the tuxedo}'' Whoa! I'll be the life of the super spy party in this! ''{Sultry voice}'' Oh hello, femme fatale ''{pronounced "femmy fataly"}'' won't you accompany me to my car, that turns into a boat, that turns into a rocket, that turns into a... fold-out couch.

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	'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, broken half of a paperweight. You were the last thing my father—		'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, broken half of a paperweight. You were the last thing my father—

	''{Dangeresque picks up the ~~trinket~~, but it slips out of his hands and falls on the floor. Background voices laugh.}''		''{Dangeresque picks up the paperweight, but it slips out of his hands and falls on the floor. Background voices laugh.}''

	'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{breaking character}'' Aw, crap! All right, who got fried chicken grease all over that thing? ''{Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''		'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{breaking character}'' Aw, crap! All right, who got fried chicken grease all over that thing? ''{Clapper board passes over the screen, scene returns to normal}''
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	''{swings his chair around and starts grooming The Cheat while speaking his lines}''		''{swings his chair around and starts grooming The Cheat while speaking his lines}''

	'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hello, Dangeresque. If you are watching this, then you have no doubt discovered that I have kidnapped Cutesy Buttons! I also know that you have the formula for the rainforest. Well I can't let that happen! So, here is a list of my demands. First, you bring me the formula so I can destroy it! I also want access to the world's weapons stockpile. And I want a million dollars... in quesos!		'''DANGERESQUE TOO:'''Hello, Dangeresque. If you are watching this then you have no doubt discovered that I have kidnapped Cutesy Buttons! I also know that you have the formula for the rainforest. Well I can't let that happen! So, here is a list of my demands. First, you bring me the formula so I can destroy it! I also want access to the world's weapons stockpile. And I want a million dollars... in quesos!

	''{He breaks character, speaking cheerfully}''		''{He breaks character, speaking cheerfully}''

	'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Ooh, and a pony! ''{The Cheat looks annoyed.}'' Like, the kind with wings and rainbows... ''{swings his chair around}'' ...and, uh, can I get a large melonade? No ice. Thanks The Cheat.		'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:'''...Ooh, and a pony! ''{The Cheat looks annoyed.}'' Like, the kind with wings and rainbows... ''{swings his chair around}'' ...and, uh, can I get a large melonade? No ice. Thanks The Cheat.

	''{The video stops playing.}''		''{The video stops playing.}''
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