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	# For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.		# For the purpose of this transcript and throughout the page, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.

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	* Zubs mumbles the name of [[Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.		* Zubs mumbles the name of [[Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.
			* This appears to be inspired by such classic Looney Tunes cartoons as [[Duck Amuck]], which features the main characters with the wrong body parts.

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"This crap ain't funny!"

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In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]], [[Zubs and Coach B]]

'''Places:''' [[Computer Room]]

'''Computer:''' [[Compy 386]]

'''Date:''' Monday, December 30, 2002

'''Running Time:''' 1:14

'''Page Title:''' Compy 386!

'''DVD:''' [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]]

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
** [#Footnote 1.1 Footnote]
* [#Easter_Eggs 2 Easter Eggs]
* [#Fun_Facts 3 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 3.1 Explanations]
** [#Trivia 3.2 Trivia]
** [#Remarks 3.3 Remarks]
** [#Real-World_References 3.4 Real-World References]
* [#YouTube_Version 4 YouTube Version]
* [#External_Links 5 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

''{Start of the email at the monitor; Strong Bad is absent. The mechanical humming of the Compy 386 can be heard faintly. Footsteps can be heard, getting faster as they approach, and Strong Bad runs on-screen. He notices the computer and screeches to a halt.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh! The email!

''{He sits at the computer}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uh, look guys. I don't have a lotta time. I'm kind of in the middle of something and I really can't explain. I'll try and do an email ''{he types strongbad_email.exe}'' real quick-a-like.

''{email pops up}''

''{reading fast}''

<blockquote>Hey man,<br />
I was just wondering what your<br />
current status with the ladies is?<br />
<br />
Jordan Reynolds<br />
New Hampshire</blockquote>
'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh, let's see... ''{typing}'' Strong Bad with the ladies —Current Status: They all still want me. ''{stops typing}'' Y'know, what can I say? I'm a chick magnet. A babe conductor. A... logarithm... for the ladies.

'''COACH Z:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad!

'''BUBS:''' ''{offscreen}'' Hey, Strong Bad!

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oop, gotta go!

''{He runs off. Coach Z and Bubs walk in. Their heads have been swapped, and thus are now Coach B and Zubs.}'' <sup><span class="small">[#Footnote [1]]</span></sup>

'''COACH B:''' Well... he's not here.

'''ZUBS:''' Well, you better find him quick! This crap ain't funny!

'''COACH B:''' I'd be hard-pressed to do ''anything'' quick in ''this'' train-wreck! What've ya been eatin', concrete?

''{Coach B walks off.}''

'''ZUBS:''' Least I don't have no clown feet! I can hardly walk in these things! ''{Cut to his feet. Shortly after, he walks off}'' Ronald McDonald, grumble-mumble...

''{[[The Paper]] comes down.}''

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Footnote</span> ===

# For the purpose of this transcript, it is assumed that Coach B has Coach Z's head and voice, and Zubs has Bubs's head and voice. It has never been revealed whether this is true, or if the opposite is true.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Easter Eggs </span> ==

* At the end, click on the disk on the table. The Compy will create a message that says:

<blockquote>The Coach B/Zubs Project<br />
Current Status: Pretty Hilarious</blockquote>
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== <span class="mw-headline"> Fun Facts </span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===

* A [[logarithm]] is a mathematical term that is the inverse of raising a number to a power.

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=== <span class="mw-headline"> Trivia </span> ===

* The label on the disk in the floppy disk container reads "[[Floppy Disk Container|loom disk 1 of 24]]".
* The [[YouTube]] description for this email is "Strong Bad is apparently able to switch people's heads in this oft-forgotten sbemail."

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Remarks</span> ===

* A disk drive can be heard in the Easter egg, but the Compy has no disk drive to speak of.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Real-World References</span> ===

* Zubs mumbles the name of [[Ronald McDonald]], the clown mascot of the [[McDonald's]] fast-food restaurant chain, known for wearing large red clown shoes.

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== <span class="mw-headline">YouTube Version</span> ==

* The Easter egg plays automatically.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/sbemails/56-current-status watch "current status"]
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVSNRREpCkw watch "current status"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.html watch "current status"] on the old [[Flash]] site
* [https://old.homestarrunner.com/sbemail56.swf view the Flash file for "current status"]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography|Strong Bad Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:strongbad email.exe Disc Two|strongbad email.exe Disc Two]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Compy 386 Emails|Compy 386 Emails]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Bubs Filmography|Bubs Filmography]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Coach Z Filmography|Coach Z Filmography]]</span>

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