https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Crystal_Fortress_%28song%29 Crystal Fortress (song) - Revision history 2026-07-15T09:24:30Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.46.0 https://hrwikitwice.com/index.php?title=Crystal_Fortress_(song)&diff=8418&oldid=prev imported>HRWikiMirrorBot: Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert) 2026-07-14T14:24:44Z <p>Reimported from hrwiki.org Wayback HTML→wikitext (full reconvert)</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>&lt;!-- Mirrored from Homestar Runner Wiki (hrwiki.org) via Wayback Machine --&gt;<br /> This page is currently pending deletion. &#039;&#039;&#039;Reason:&#039;&#039;&#039; covered by its respective page, more or less a consensus<br /> <br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Album:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;None&#039;&#039;&#039;&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Track:&#039;&#039;&#039; (starts at 3:45)&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Time:&#039;&#039;&#039; 2:07&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Artist(s):&#039;&#039;&#039; [[Strong Bad]], [[They Might Be Giants]]&lt;br /&gt;&#039;&#039;&#039;Style:&#039;&#039;&#039; ?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;Origin:&#039;&#039;&#039; Originally from They Might Be Giants [[index.php/Podcast 37A|Podcast37A]]<br /> <br /> == Lyrics ==<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mmm. French fries.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Mmm. Yeah, they&#039;re good. Gee, Davey, Strong Bad always seems so hostile. I bet he doesn&#039;t even know how much everybody loves him.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Nope, nope. I don&#039;t think so either.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Nope.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;ve written a song I think&#039;ll make Strong Bad understand.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Oh?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m gonna sing it.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Uhh Huh&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{spoken}&#039;&#039; I already don&#039;t like the sound of this one. Ohh, vomit-inducing! My favorite!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{singing throughout}&#039;&#039; Come down from your crystal fortress, oh Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; What?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; A unicorn awaits at a rainbow bridge,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Unicorns?!&#039;&#039; Wh-who are you?&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Her head is bowed and a tiny tear traces these words in the dew.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; All right, you whiny weasels.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please come down from your crystal fortress&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{singing back up vocals throughout}&#039;&#039; Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please come down from your crystal fortress,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{singing}&#039;&#039; Shut up.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{simultaneously}&#039;&#039; Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please come down from your crystal fortress.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{screamed}&#039;&#039; Throw me a squeedley guitar!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; Let me tell ya,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; You get French fries, and you get French fries, but &#039;&#039;you&#039;&#039; don&#039;t get French fries,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; That&#039;s right! You get French fries, and you get French fries, but &#039;&#039;you&#039;&#039; don&#039;t get no French fries,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER SINGER:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{simultaneously, heavy metal style screaming}&#039;&#039; You don&#039;t get french friiies. You get french friiiiies! They Might be Giiiants, gets no french friiies! Yeeah-ah yeah-ah yeah ah!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; You get the French fries, and you get the French fries, but &#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;you&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039;&#039; don&#039;t get French fries!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ohh!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; Ahh!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Unchain your trembling hopes and dreams, oh Strong Bad,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;Awwwwwwww!&#039;&#039; I thought you were done.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; The love you deny is the key that will melt the lock,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;ll melt your face!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Our golden shining spirits,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; Eww! &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; will all join hands and sing.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please come down from your crystal fortress&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; No.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please come down from your crystal fortress&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Strong Bad&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; I&#039;m not coming down from no place.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Please come down from your crystal fortress.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;OTHER GUY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;DAVEY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Strong Bad.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; Shut up... you stupid hippie.&lt;br /&gt;<br /> <br /> &#039;&#039;&#039;STRONG BAD:&#039;&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;{spoken}&#039;&#039; I&#039;m-a gonna throw a brick at your cellist.<br /> <br /> == External Links ==<br /> <br /> * [http://www.tmbg.com/_media/_pod/TMBGPodcast37A.mp3 Download podcast MP3]<br /> * [[Crystal Fortress|See the This Might Be a Wiki article for &quot;Crystal Fortress&quot;]]<br /> [[Category:Pages for Speedy Deletion]]<br /> [[Category:Songs]]<br /> </div> imported>HRWikiMirrorBot