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	In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.		In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.

	In [[On Break]], Homestar (as ~~[[The Jolly Dumple\|~~the Jolly Dumple]]) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions ~~that they will have to share a bathroom,~~ that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and ~~that the~~ students ~~should~~ avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.		In [[On Break]], Homestar (as the Jolly Dumple) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and advises students to avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.

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	** [#On_Campus 1.1 On Campus]		** [#On_Campus 1.1 On Campus]
	** [#Online 1.2 Online]		** [#Online 1.2 Online]
	* [#Athletics 2 Athletics]		* [#The_Golf_Club_Team 2 The Golf Club Team]
	** [#The_Golf_Club_Team 2.1 The Golf Club Team]
	** [#Fight_Song 2.2 Fight Song]
	* [#Trivia 3 Trivia]		* [#Trivia 3 Trivia]
	* [#Appearances 4 Appearances]		* [#Appearances 4 Appearances]
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	* Marriage [[Apothecary]]		* Marriage [[Apothecary]]

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	~~Science! I said science again!~~

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	=== <span class="mw-headline">The Golf Club Team</span> ===		== <span class="mw-headline">The Golf Club Team</span> ==

	The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team — not to be confused with [[Golf\|golf]], the sport simply consists of [[The Cheat]] smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.

	~~Opponents~~ have ~~included~~ Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner\|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry.		The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner\|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry. According to Strong Bad, the CGNU team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.

	<~~span id="fight-song"~~></~~span~~>		''Fighting, and sometimes striving,''<br />
	~~=== <span class="mw-headline">Fight Song~~</~~span~~> ~~===~~		''Wondering what the Dumple is.''<br />
			''Excellence, and what is valor?''<br />
			''And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!''

	''~~See main article: [[CGNU Fight Song]]~~''		''C! G! N! . . . U!''

	~~The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.~~		"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"

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''This article is about the university.'' ''For the email, see [[CGNU]].''

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A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.

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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; font-size: larger;"| '''Crazy Go Nuts University'''
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| colspan="2" style="text-align: center; padding: 1em 0;"| [[File:CGNU Crest.png|[[File:CGNU_Crest.png|220px|thumb]]]]
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Motto'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| The Future Is You... probably.
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Established'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Unknown
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''School type'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Private
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Chancellor'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Unknown
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Prinicpal'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| [[Strong Bad]]
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Enrollment'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Unknown
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Campus surroundings'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Field and Fence
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Athletics'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| CGNU Golf Club Team
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Mascot'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| [[The Jolly Dumple]]
|- style="vertical-align: top;"
| style="text-align: center;"| '''Campus Radio Station'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| [[Radio Stations and Shows|89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU]]
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Online site'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu
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| style="text-align: center;"| '''Website motto'''
| style="text-align: center; padding-right: 1em;"| Banner ad valorum
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'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]].

They offer an assortment of courses on their '''CGNU Online e-Niversity''' website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a "shady online degree". The [[Websites|CGNU website]] does not actually exist, as [[.edu|.edu domain names]] are only available to actual institutions of higher education.

In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.

In [[On Break]], Homestar (as [[The Jolly Dumple|the Jolly Dumple]]) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.

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* [#Courses_offered 1 Courses offered]
** [#On_Campus 1.1 On Campus]
** [#Online 1.2 Online]
* [#Athletics 2 Athletics]
** [#The_Golf_Club_Team 2.1 The Golf Club Team]
** [#Fight_Song 2.2 Fight Song]
* [#Trivia 3 Trivia]
* [#Appearances 4 Appearances]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Courses offered</span> ==

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=== <span class="mw-headline">On Campus</span> ===

Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:

* [[Cheesed Off|Cheesing People Off]]
* Indian-Giving
* Cutting Ones
* Doing Some Other Things
* Home Invasion
* Cracking Wise
* World Domination
* Sending Me a Dollar
* [[Total]] Spaceship Guy
* TV / VCR Repair
* Get your Degree!

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Online</span> ===

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At CGNU, one year equals one click.

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Many courses are offered online, including:

* Business Administration
* Business Abomination
* Mousepad Engineer
* Infotainment Technology
* e-Cutting Ones
* The Lighter Side of Sports
* Matt's Communications
* Business Wheeling
* Insider Trading
* Computer Graphs
* Bidness Dealing
* Caps Lock Technician
* Escrow Understandment
* Marriage [[Apothecary]]

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== <span class="mw-headline">Athletics</span> ==

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Science! I said science again!

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<span id="the-golf-club-team"></span>
=== <span class="mw-headline">The Golf Club Team</span> ===

The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team — not to be confused with [[Golf|golf]], the sport simply consists of [[The Cheat]] smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.

Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Fight Song</span> ===

''See main article: [[CGNU Fight Song]]''

The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.

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== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ==

* The website's motto, "Banner ad valorum", is a [[Dog Latin]] spoof of typical [[Latin]] [[List of university and college mottos|college mottos]]. "Banner ad" refers to [[Web banner|a common type of web advertising]], and "ad valorem" (note the different spelling) is Latin for "according to value".

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== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

* [[Homestar Quiz]]
* Email [[CGNU]]
* Email [[theme party]] (Easter egg)
* Email [[mascot]]
* Email [[different town]] (scoreboard)
* Email [[radio]]
* Email [[candy product]] (scoreboard)
* Email [[theme song]]
* Email [[4 branches]] (Jolly Dumple costume)
* Email [[bike thief]] (campus)
* [[On Break]] (campus)

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