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	Though rarely actually seen, '''cows''' have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. [[Homestar]] also owns a [[Cow Lamp\|cow lamp]].		Though rarely actually seen, '''cows''' have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. [[Homestar]] also owns a [[Cow Lamp\|cow lamp]].

	~~<span id~~=~~"appearances"></span>~~		== Appearances ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~Appearances~~</span>~~ ==

	* Email [[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that the [[Sherlock\|main character]] of his [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes\|hypothetical cartoon]] would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish).		* Email [[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that the [[Sherlock\|main character]] of his [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes\|hypothetical cartoon]] would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish).
	* [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] — One of the placeholder emails is called ~~"~~Is Cows~~"~~.		* [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] — One of the placeholder emails is called "Is Cows".
	* Email [[do over]] — Homestar says ~~"~~moo~~"~~ while [[Impersonations of Other Characters\|impersonating]] [[The Cheat]]. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though [[Strong Mad]] apparently disagrees.		* Email [[do over]] — Homestar says "moo" while [[Impersonations of Other Characters\|impersonating]] [[The Cheat]]. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though [[Strong Mad]] apparently disagrees.
	* Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk.		* Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk.
	* Email [[narrator]] — Homestar says that [[Marzipan]] looks like some type of enormous [[Aliens\|alien]] cow.		* Email [[narrator]] — Homestar says that [[Marzipan]] looks like some type of enormous [[Aliens\|alien]] cow.
	* [[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar calls binder clips ~~"~~cow clips~~"~~ and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo.		* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — After Strong Bad sabotages the [[Cool Tapes]] and [[PomStar]], Marzipan describes Homestar's singing performance as a [[Trains\|train]] that has obviously left the station and collided with a herd of grass-fed cattle.
			* [[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar calls binder clips "cow clips" and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo.
	* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees [[Pom Pom]]'s cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it.		* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees [[Pom Pom]]'s cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it.
	* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?\|guesses]] that The Cheat is ~~dressed up as~~ Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man/Lady.		* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?\|incorrectly guesses]] that The Cheat's [[Haunted Photo Booth Costumes\|Maxwell costume]] is Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man/Lady.
			* [[Marzipan Beef Reverser]] — Marzipan faces off against a giant cow skeleton and "reverses the beef" to resurrect it into a living giant cow.

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See Also ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~See Also~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Cow Lamp]]		* [[Cow Lamp]]
	* [[Goats]]		* [[Goats]]
	* [[Horses]]		* [[Horses]]
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[[File:Cow on blackboard.png|[[File:Cow_on_blackboard.png|180px|thumb]]]]
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[[File:Cow on blackboard.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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"Like how cows invented milk!"

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Though rarely actually seen, '''cows''' have been referenced several times, usually as a visual description or an insult. [[Homestar]] also owns a [[Cow Lamp|cow lamp]].

<span id="appearances"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

* Email [[crazy cartoon]] — [[Strong Bad]] says that the [[Sherlock|main character]] of his [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes|hypothetical cartoon]] would look like a mix between a cow and a helicopter (despite actually resembling neither and instead resembling a jellyfish).
* [[strongbad email.exe Disc Two]] — One of the placeholder emails is called "Is Cows".
* Email [[do over]] — Homestar says "moo" while [[Impersonations of Other Characters|impersonating]] [[The Cheat]]. Strong Bad tries to point out that The Cheat is not a cow, though [[Strong Mad]] apparently disagrees.
* Email [[technology]] — Strong Bad says that diskettes were invented by computers like how cows invented milk.
* Email [[narrator]] — Homestar says that [[Marzipan]] looks like some type of enormous [[Aliens|alien]] cow.
* [[Hremail 2000]] — Homestar calls binder clips "cow clips" and wonders if anyone else calls them that. He then pretends to make them moo.
* [[Soap Box Doiby]] — Homestar says his cart looks like a cow built it. When he sees [[Pom Pom]]'s cart, he says it looks like several very smart cows built it.
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — Homestar [[What are you supposed to be?|guesses]] that The Cheat is dressed up as Swollen Cow Udders On Your Head Man/Lady.

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Cow Lamp]]
* [[Goats]]
* [[Horses]]

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