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	~~<div class=~~"~~thumbinner~~" ~~style="width:182px;">~~		''"Or, Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth , for short."''

	[[~~File:~~dictionary.~~png~~\|[[~~File:dictionary.png\|180px~~\|~~thumb~~]]]]		'''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!''', alternatively titled '''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth''' (for short, although it's actually longer), is a dictionary hypothetically created by [[Strong Bad]] in [[dictionary]]. The book is dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterances" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "[[Paunch\|paunch]]", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "[[Homestar Runner\|lesser minds]]", the dictionary is [[Booby Traps\|booby-trapped]] with an endless "see also" loop.
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	~~</div>~~		''"How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!"''
	~~"Or,~~ ''~~Count Longardeaux~~'s ~~Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth~~''~~, for short."~~

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	'''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!''', alternatively titled '''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth''' (for short, although it's actually longer), is a dictionary hypothetically created by [[Strong Bad]] in [[dictionary]]. The book is dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterances" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "[[Paunch\|paunch]]", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "[[Homestar Runner\|lesser minds]]", the dictionary is [[Booby Traps\|booby-trapped]] with an endless "see also" loop.

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	* [#Known_Entries 1 Known Entries]
	* [#Known_Suffixes 2 Known Suffixes]
	* [#Known_Gutterances 3 Known Gutterances]
	* [#The_See_Also_Loop 4 The See Also Loop]
	* [#See_Also 5 See Also]

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	~~"How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!"~~

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	* '''[[Ab-Abber 2000\|ab-abber]]''' ''{definition unknown}''		* '''[[Ab-Abber 2000\|ab-abber]]''' ''{definition unknown}''
	* '''boodroscotch ''n.''''' — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.		* '''boodroscotch ''n.''''' — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.
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	* '''dribble-drabble ''v.''''' — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.		* '''dribble-drabble ''v.''''' — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.
	* '''gutterances ''n.''''' — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.		* '''gutterances ''n.''''' — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.
	* '''hwimswelf ''n.''''' — [[The Cheat]]'s carpet &~~amp;~~ couch and satin sheets [[Peeing\|ruining]] [[Own Dang X\|owndangself]].		* '''hwimswelf ''n.''''' — [[The Cheat]]'s carpet & couch and satin sheets [[Peeing\|ruining]] [[Own Dang X\|owndangself]].
	* '''[[Paunch\|paunch]] ''(paw•nch) n.''''' — umm...er...		* '''[[Paunch\|paunch]] ''(paw•nch) n.''''' — umm...er...
	* '''pukernado ''(pyook•er•nay•doh) n.''''' — a cyclonic [[Puking\|upchucking]]		* '''pukernado ''(pyook•er•nay•doh) n.''''' — a cyclonic [[Puking\|upchucking]]
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	* '''zawesome ''adj.''''' — see [[Crap\|crap]]-[[For Brains\|for-brains]].		* '''zawesome ''adj.''''' — see [[Crap\|crap]]-[[For Brains\|for-brains]].

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	* '''-valanche'''		* '''-valanche'''
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	* '''-forest fire''' (although this could just be another of Homestar's misunderstandings)		* '''-forest fire''' (although this could just be another of Homestar's misunderstandings)

	~~<span id~~=~~"known-gutterances"></span>~~		== Known Gutterances ==
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	* '''pffgh!''' (for [[Coach Z]])		* '''pffgh!''' (for [[Coach Z]])
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	* '''graaaauuuughnck!''' (for [[Strong Sad]])		* '''graaaauuuughnck!''' (for [[Strong Sad]])

	~~<span id~~=~~"the-see-also-loop"></span>~~		== The See Also Loop ==
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	* '''crap for brains ''n.''''' — see also carp for brains.		* '''crap for brains ''n.''''' — see also carp for brains.
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	* '''brain for brains ''n.''''' — see also crap for brains.		* '''brain for brains ''n.''''' — see also crap for brains.

	~~<span id~~=~~"see-also"></span>~~		== See Also ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~See Also~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Count Longardeaux's Book\|Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records]]		* [[Count Longardeaux's Book\|Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records]]
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"Or, ''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth'', for short."

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'''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian Jerktionary Fo' My Own Words!''', alternatively titled '''Count Longardeaux's Strong Badian talkwords for saying from your mouth''' (for short, although it's actually longer), is a dictionary hypothetically created by [[Strong Bad]] in [[dictionary]]. The book is dribbled with butterscotch sauce, so as to stick the pages together and make for "way less words". A suffix section is included, featuring many natural disaster suffixes, and there is a section on "gutteral utterances" or "gutterances" which are used to express complete disinterest in specific people. Additionally, some entries, such as "[[Paunch|paunch]]", have scratch-and-sniff stickers to further describe the word's definition. In order to keep the power of the Strong Badian language from falling into the hands of "[[Homestar Runner|lesser minds]]", the dictionary is [[Booby Traps|booby-trapped]] with an endless "see also" loop.

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== Contents ==

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* [#Known_Entries 1 Known Entries]
* [#Known_Suffixes 2 Known Suffixes]
* [#Known_Gutterances 3 Known Gutterances]
* [#The_See_Also_Loop 4 The See Also Loop]
* [#See_Also 5 See Also]

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[[File:dictionary paunch sticker.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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"How are ya gonna define a word like paunch, without smelling Strong Sad's considerable paunch!"

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* '''[[Ab-Abber 2000|ab-abber]]''' ''{definition unknown}''
* '''boodroscotch ''n.''''' — a sweet, boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive.
* '''crapvalanche''' ''{definition unknown}''
* '''dribble-drabble ''v.''''' — the act of making frozen cheescake appear delicious by scribbling raspberry sauce over it.
* '''gutterances ''n.''''' — low growly noises made to express utter disdain at another person's very existence.
* '''hwimswelf ''n.''''' — [[The Cheat]]'s carpet & couch and satin sheets [[Peeing|ruining]] [[Own Dang X|owndangself]].
* '''[[Paunch|paunch]] ''(paw•nch) n.''''' — umm...er...
* '''pukernado ''(pyook•er•nay•doh) n.''''' — a cyclonic [[Puking|upchucking]]
* '''pukevalanche ''(pyook•vuh•lanch) n.''''' — a lot, lot, lot of the puke
* '''sawesome ''adj.''''' — not unlike having the qualities of an awesome sauce.
* '''zawesome ''adj.''''' — see [[Crap|crap]]-[[For Brains|for-brains]].

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== <span class="mw-headline">Known Suffixes</span> ==

* '''-valanche'''
* '''-quake'''
* '''-rnado'''
* '''-onsoon'''
* '''-forest fire''' (although this could just be another of Homestar's misunderstandings)

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== <span class="mw-headline">Known Gutterances</span> ==

* '''pffgh!''' (for [[Coach Z]])
* '''aungh!''' (for [[Marzipan]])
* '''graaaauuuughnck!''' (for [[Strong Sad]])

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== <span class="mw-headline">The See Also Loop</span> ==

* '''crap for brains ''n.''''' — see also carp for brains.
* '''carp for brains ''n.''''' — see also brain for brains.
* '''brain for brains ''n.''''' — see also crap for brains.

<span id="see-also"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">See Also</span> ==

* [[Count Longardeaux's Book|Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records]]

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