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"Now that sounds like a book worthy of every toilet-side magazine basket."

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'''Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records''' is a record book made up and referenced by Strong Bad. [[Homestar Runner]] uses it to tell bad redneck jokes. It is seen in "[[record book]]".

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== Contents ==

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* [#Known_Records 1 Known Records]
* [#Trivia 2 Trivia]
* [#Known_Redneck_Jokes 3 Known Redneck Jokes]
* [#See_Also 4 See Also]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Known Records </span> ==

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! Record
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| [[File:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|[[File:Strongsadwasteofdump.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| Biggest Waste of Dump
| 7 - Records of Loneliness
| [[Strong Sad|Strong "The Biggest Waste of Dump" Sad]]
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| [[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|[[File:Kotleasthealthyman.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| Least Healthiest (Man?)
| 3 - Disgusting Eating/Old Person Records
| [[The King of Town]]
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| [[File:Homsarmustardman.PNG|[[File:Homsarmustardman.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| The Semi-Annual Mustard Man Award<br />
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Or Best Offer!
| 81 - Awkwardnesses
| [[Homsar]]
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| [[File:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|[[File:Strongmadmacaroni.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| Most Macaronis Nailed To A Paper Towel Tube... By Strong Mad<br />
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Just One!
| 2 - Special Records
| [[Strong Mad]]
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| [[File:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|[[File:Marzipanpolevault.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| Pole Vault<br />
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20 ft. 1.5 in.
| 11 - Records of Smell/Track and Field
| [[Marzipan]]
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| [[File:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|[[File:Bubscutestcouple.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| Cutest Couple
| 9 - Superlatives
| [[Bubs]]
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| [[File:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|[[File:Sbbullhonkey.PNG|150px|thumb]]]]
| Longest "Bull Honkey"<br />
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13.4 seconds
| 7 - Saying Words for a Long Time Records
| [[Strong Bad|The Human Strong Bad]]
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== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ==

* There are two chapter sevens: one for "Saying Words for a Long Time Records", and the other for "Records of Loneliness".

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Known Redneck Jokes </span> ==

* Q: What do you call a redneck, with no teeth, that watches stock car racing all day?
* A: Man, they do not wear shirts!

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* Q: What does a redneck man call a dead possum, lyin' in the middle of the road?
* A: Probably sushi!

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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]]

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