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	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol\|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".		'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol\|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".

	It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.		It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
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	\| [[File:Cold One.PNG\|[[File:Cold_One.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold One.PNG\|[[File:Cold_One.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].		\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].
	\| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)		\| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg); [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 19]])
	* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]		* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]

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	* [[impression]]		* [[impression]]
	* [[Happy Fireworks]]		* [[Happy Fireworks]]
			* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="roomtempones"		\|- id="roomtempones"
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	\| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.		\| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
	\| * [[property of ones]]		\| * [[property of ones]]
			* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="warmones"		\|- id="warmones"
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	\| Foreign brand straight from the oven.		\| Foreign brand straight from the oven.
	\| * [[property of ones]]		\| * [[property of ones]]
			* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="conone"		\|- id="conone"
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	\| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG\|97px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG\|97px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A [[Light beer\|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]]).		\| A [[Light beer\|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]]).
	\| * [[Ever and More!]]		\| * [[Ever and More]]
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]]		* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]]		* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
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	\|- id="codry"		\|- id="codry"
	\| Cold Ones Dry		\| Cold Ones Dry
	\| [[File:coldonesdry.png\|[[File:coldonesdry.png\|~~180px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:coldonesdry.png\|[[File:coldonesdry.png\|90px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A [[Pale lager\|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].		\| A [[Pale lager\|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].
	\| * [[buried]]		\| * [[buried]]
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	\| Coldson Lite		\| Coldson Lite
	\| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to [[Molson]], ~~a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a~~ can of [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.		\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to Canadian beer [[Molson]], while the can resembles [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.
	\| * [[labor day]]		\| * [[labor day]]
	* [[lunch special]]		* [[lunch special]]
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	* [[theme song]]		* [[theme song]]
	* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)		* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
	* [[Ever and More!]]		* [[Ever and More]]
	* [[hremail 3184]]		* [[hremail 3184]]
	* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]		* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
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	\|- id="coesb"		\|- id="coesb"
	\| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black		\| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black
	\| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG\|~~180px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG\|67px\|thumb]]]]
	\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].		\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].
	\| * [[Strong Badia the ~~Free\|Strong Badia The~~ Free]]		\| * [[Strong Badia the Free]]

	\|- id="coldenone"		\|- id="coldenone"
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	\|- id="ponk"		\|- id="ponk"
	\| PONK!		\| PONK!
	\| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG\|~~107px~~\|thumb~~\|File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG~~]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| Enjoyed by Bubs.		\| Enjoyed by Bubs.
	\| * [[hremail 3184]]		\| * [[hremail 3184]]
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	\|- id="icecream"		\|- id="icecream"
	\| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream		\| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream
	\| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|~~157px~~\|thumb~~\|File:ColdOneIceCream.png~~]]]]		\| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|97px\|thumb]]]]
	\| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream\|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].		\| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream\|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].
	\| * [[8-Bit is ~~Enough\|8-Bit Is~~ Enough]]		\| * [[8-Bit is Enough]]

	\|- id="hardone"		\|- id="hardone"
	\| Hard Ones		\| Hard Ones
	\| ''not seen''		\| ''not seen''
	\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, ~~ect~~.) An alleged ingredient in Santaman's Chimney.		\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, etc.) An alleged ingredient in [[Santaman]]'s Chimney.
	\| * [[~~Decemberween~~ Dangeresque]] (mentioned)		\| * [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] (mentioned)

	\|- id="problemone"		\|- id="problemone"
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	\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.		\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.
	\| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)		\| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)

			\|- id="noncoldonesaholic"
			\| Non-Cold Onesaholic
			\| [[File:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|[[File:Kerrek_Brau_Cap.png\|90px\|thumb]]]]
			\| [[Kerrek Brau]] — "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow.
			\| * [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 19]])

	\|}		\|}

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	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." ~~Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced.~~ Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol\|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".		'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol\|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".

	It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.		It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
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	\| [[File:Cold One.PNG\|[[File:Cold_One.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold One.PNG\|[[File:Cold_One.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].		\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].
	\| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg~~); [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 19]]~~)		\| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
	* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]		* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]

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	* [[impression]]		* [[impression]]
	* [[Happy Fireworks]]		* [[Happy Fireworks]]
	* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="roomtempones"		\|- id="roomtempones"
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	\| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.		\| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
	\| * [[property of ones]]		\| * [[property of ones]]
	* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="warmones"		\|- id="warmones"
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	\| Foreign brand straight from the oven.		\| Foreign brand straight from the oven.
	\| * [[property of ones]]		\| * [[property of ones]]
	* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="conone"		\|- id="conone"
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	\| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG\|97px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG\|97px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A [[Light beer\|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]]).		\| A [[Light beer\|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]]).
	\| * [[Ever and More]]		\| * [[Ever and More!]]
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]]		* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]]		* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
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	\|- id="codry"		\|- id="codry"
	\| Cold Ones Dry		\| Cold Ones Dry
	\| [[File:coldonesdry.png\|[[File:coldonesdry.png\|~~90px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:coldonesdry.png\|[[File:coldonesdry.png\|180px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A [[Pale lager\|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].		\| A [[Pale lager\|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].
	\| * [[buried]]		\| * [[buried]]
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	\| Coldson Lite		\| Coldson Lite
	\| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to ~~Canadian beer~~ [[Molson]], ~~while the~~ can ~~resembles~~ [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.		\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to [[Molson]], a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a can of [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.
	\| * [[labor day]]		\| * [[labor day]]
	* [[lunch special]]		* [[lunch special]]
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	* [[theme song]]		* [[theme song]]
	* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)		* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
	* [[Ever and More]]		* [[Ever and More!]]
	* [[hremail 3184]]		* [[hremail 3184]]
	* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]		* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
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	\|- id="coesb"		\|- id="coesb"
	\| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black		\| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black
	\| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG\|~~67px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG\|180px\|thumb]]]]
	\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].		\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].
	\| * [[Strong Badia the Free]]		\| * [[Strong Badia the Free\|Strong Badia The Free]]

	\|- id="coldenone"		\|- id="coldenone"
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	\|- id="ponk"		\|- id="ponk"
	\| PONK!		\| PONK!
	\| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG\|~~45px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG\|107px\|thumb\|File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG]]]]
	\| Enjoyed by Bubs.		\| Enjoyed by Bubs.
	\| * [[hremail 3184]]		\| * [[hremail 3184]]
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	\|- id="icecream"		\|- id="icecream"
	\| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream		\| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream
	\| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|~~97px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|157px\|thumb\|File:ColdOneIceCream.png]]]]
	\| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream\|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].		\| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream\|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].
	\| * [[8-Bit is Enough]]		\| * [[8-Bit is Enough\|8-Bit Is Enough]]

	\|- id="hardone"		\|- id="hardone"
	\| Hard Ones		\| Hard Ones
	\| ''not seen''		\| ''not seen''
	\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, ~~etc~~.) An alleged ingredient in [[Santaman]]'s Chimney.		\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, ect.) An alleged ingredient in Santaman's Chimney.
	\| * [[Dangeresque ~~Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack~~]] (mentioned)		\| * [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] (mentioned)

	\|- id="problemone"		\|- id="problemone"
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	\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.		\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.
	\| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)		\| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)

	~~\|- id="noncoldonesaholic"~~
	~~\| Non-Cold Onesaholic~~
	~~\| [[File:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|[[File:Kerrek_Brau_Cap.png\|90px\|thumb]]]]~~
	~~\| [[Kerrek Brau]] — "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow.~~
	~~\| * [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 19]])~~

	\|}		\|}

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	'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol\|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".		'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Despite this, cool, room temp-a-ture, warm, and not-so-cold ones have been introduced. Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol\|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism\|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver\|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".

	It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.		It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
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	\| [[File:Cold One.PNG\|[[File:Cold_One.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold One.PNG\|[[File:Cold_One.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].		\| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].
	\| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)		\| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg); [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 19]])
	* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]		* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]

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	* [[Happy Fireworks]]		* [[Happy Fireworks]]
			* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="roomtempones"		\|- id="roomtempones"
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	\| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.		\| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands\|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
	\| * [[property of ones]]		\| * [[property of ones]]
			* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="warmones"		\|- id="warmones"
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	\| Foreign brand straight from the oven.		\| Foreign brand straight from the oven.
	\| * [[property of ones]]		\| * [[property of ones]]
			* [[pop-up]]

	\|- id="conone"		\|- id="conone"
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	\| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG\|97px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG\|97px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A [[Light beer\|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]]).		\| A [[Light beer\|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company\|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png\|see comparison]]).
	\| * [[Ever and More!]]		\| * [[Ever and More]]
	* [[Strong Badia the Free]]		* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
	* [[Baddest of the Bands]]		* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
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	\| Cold Ones Dry		\| Cold Ones Dry
	\| [[File:coldonesdry.png\|[[File:coldonesdry.png\|~~180px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:coldonesdry.png\|[[File:coldonesdry.png\|90px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A [[Pale lager\|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].		\| A [[Pale lager\|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].
	\| * [[buried]]		\| * [[buried]]
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	\| Coldson Lite		\| Coldson Lite
	\| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to [[Molson]], ~~a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a~~ can of [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.		\| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to Canadian beer [[Molson]], while the can resembles [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.
	\| * [[labor day]]		\| * [[labor day]]
	* [[lunch special]]		* [[lunch special]]
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	* [[theme song]]		* [[theme song]]
	* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)		* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
	* [[Ever and More!]]		* [[Ever and More]]
	* [[hremail 3184]]		* [[hremail 3184]]
	* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]		* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]
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	\| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black		\| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black
	\| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG\|~~180px~~\|thumb]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG\|67px\|thumb]]]]
	\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].		\| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].
	\| * [[Strong Badia the ~~Free\|Strong Badia The~~ Free]]		\| * [[Strong Badia the Free]]

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	\| PONK!		\| PONK!
	\| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG\|~~107px~~\|thumb~~\|File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG~~]]]]		\| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG\|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG\|45px\|thumb]]]]
	\| Enjoyed by Bubs.		\| Enjoyed by Bubs.
	\| * [[hremail 3184]]		\| * [[hremail 3184]]
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	\| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream		\| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream
	\| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|~~157px~~\|thumb~~\|File:ColdOneIceCream.png~~]]]]		\| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png\|97px\|thumb]]]]
	\| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream\|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].		\| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream\|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].
	\| * [[8-Bit is ~~Enough\|8-Bit Is~~ Enough]]		\| * [[8-Bit is Enough]]

	\|- id="hardone"		\|- id="hardone"
	\| Hard Ones		\| Hard Ones
	\| ''not seen''		\| ''not seen''
	\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, ~~ect~~.) An alleged ingredient in Santaman's Chimney.		\| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, etc.) An alleged ingredient in [[Santaman]]'s Chimney.
	\| * [[~~Decemberween~~ Dangeresque]] (mentioned)		\| * [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]] (mentioned)

	\|- id="problemone"		\|- id="problemone"
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	\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.		\| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.
	\| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)		\| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016\|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)

			\|- id="noncoldonesaholic"
			\| Non-Cold Onesaholic
			\| [[File:Kerrek Brau Cap.png\|[[File:Kerrek_Brau_Cap.png\|90px\|thumb]]]]
			\| [[Kerrek Brau]] — "Non-Cold Onesaholic" and "4.5% taste". Made with 100% real sweat from the Kerrek's brow.
			\| * [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar\|Day 19]])

	\|}		\|}

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'''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[Alcohol|alcoholic]] or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Teetotalism|teetotaler]]. The [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", making it clear that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. Also, Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are a variant that is "brewed in Foreign Lands".

It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.

[[Matt Chapman]] revealed in [[The Jeff Rubin Jeff Rubin Show Interview - 7 July 2014]] that [[Nickelodeon]] and [[Disney]] told him that he would have to cease all references to Cold Ones if the series were to be broadcast on their television networks.

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== <span class="mw-headline"> The Property of Ones </span> ==

''See main article: [[Bogus Mathematical Theorems]]''

According to Strong Bad, Cold Ones obey the following [[property of ones|Property of Ones]]:

<span class="texhtml">The One<sup>itude</sup> is directly proportional to the Cold<sup>itude</sup> of the One.</span>

Or in other words:

<span class="texhtml"> The colder it is, the more of a one it is.</span>

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== <span class="mw-headline">Types of Ones</span> ==

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! Type
! Picture
! About
! Appearances
|- id="co"
| Cold Ones
| [[File:Cold One.PNG|[[File:Cold_One.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| Preferred by [[Strong Bad]].
| * Seen: [[Where My Hat Is At?]]; [[Theme Song Video]]; [[super powers]]; [[flag day]]; [[Strong Bad's Website]]; [[video games]]; [[Population: Tire]]; [[garage sale]]; [[Senorial Day]]; [[Strong Bad is a Bad Guy]]; [[pop-up]]; [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
* Mentioned or implied: [[property of ones]]; [[theme party]]; [[suntan]]; [[Peasant's Quest]]; [[for kids]]; [[Commandos in the Classroom]]; [[strongbad email.exe]]; [[strongbad email.exe Disc Three]]; [[coloring]]

|- id="coolones"
| Cool Ones
| ''not seen''
| A nice alternative on spring nights.
| * [[property of ones]] (mentioned)

|- id="notsocoldones"
| Not So Cold Ones
| [[File:notsocold.PNG|[[File:notsocold.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| Tempature is 90 degrees or higher, as said on the bottle. Enjoyed by [[Coach Z]] and [[Bubs]].
| * [[property of ones]]
* [[impression]]
* [[Happy Fireworks]]

|- id="roomtempones"
| Room Temp-A-Ture Ones
| [[File:roomone.PNG|[[File:roomone.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| A foreign brand brewed in [[Category:Foreign Lands|Foreign Lands]]. Could possibly be referring to the stereotype that the British prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
| * [[property of ones]]

|- id="warmones"
| Wärm Önes
| [[File:warmone.PNG|[[File:warmone.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| Foreign brand straight from the oven.
| * [[property of ones]]

|- id="conone"
| Cold None
| ''not seen''
| Not to be wished on anyone
| * [[property of ones]] (mentioned)

|- id="onenotcold"
| One That Is Not Cold
| ''not seen''
| What the sender of [[property of ones]], Dan Waters, claims to have almost drank. Scarcely a One at all.
| * [[property of ones]] (mentioned)

|- id="xtracold"
| Xtra Cold Ones
| [[File:Xtra Cold One.PNG|[[File:Xtra_Cold_One.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| A step up from Cold Ones.
| * [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]; [[theme park]]

|- id="coice"
| Cold One Ice
| [[File:Cold One Ice.PNG|[[File:Cold_One_Ice.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| Thrown at a [[Cow Lamp|moose lamp]].
| * [[portrait]]

|- id="oldone"
| 'old One
| [[File:Oldone.PNG|[[File:Oldone.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| Enjoyed by [[Pom Pom]], [[Homestar Runner]], and [[Strong Bad]].
| * [[Summer Short Shorts]]
* [[Date Nite]]
* [[Play Date]]
* [[hiding]]

|- id="sbpaco"
| Strong Beer Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones
| [[File:Cold One Premium Alcoholic Screen Saver.png|[[File:Cold_One_Premium_Alcoholic_Screen_Saver.png|180px|thumb]]]]
| From the [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]].
| * [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|Strong Bad Screensaver]]

|- id="colight"
| Cold Ones Light
| [[File:Cold Ones Light.PNG|[[File:Cold_Ones_Light.PNG|97px|thumb]]]]
| A [[Light beer|light]] variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the [[Pabst Brewing Company|Old Style]] beer logo ([[File:Cold Ones Light Old Style.png|see comparison]]).
| * [[Ever and More!]]
* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

|- id="expenseones"
| Expen$e Account Ones
| [[File:Expense Account Ones.png|[[File:Expense_Account_Ones.png|45px|thumb]]]]
| Enjoyed while on a [[business trip]].
| * [[business trip]]

|- id="codry"
| Cold Ones Dry
| [[File:coldonesdry.png|[[File:coldonesdry.png|180px|thumb]]]]
| A [[Pale lager|dry]] variation of a Cold One, official beverage of [[Taranchula]].
| * [[buried]]
* [[Strong Badia the Free]]
* [[Baddest of the Bands]]
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]]

|- id="coldsonlite"
| Coldson Lite
| [[File:coldsonlite02.PNG|[[File:coldsonlite02.PNG|45px|thumb]]]]
| A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and [[The Cheat]]. It may be a reference to [[Molson]], a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a can of [[Coors Light]] — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004.
| * [[labor day]]
* [[lunch special]]
* [[rock opera]]
* [[Happy Fireworks]]
* [[theme song]]
* [[unnatural]] (Easter egg)
* [[Ever and More!]]
* [[hremail 3184]]
* [[Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)]]

|- id="coesb"
| Cold Ones Extra Stout Black
| [[File:Cold Ones Extra Stout Black.PNG|[[File:Cold_Ones_Extra_Stout_Black.PNG|180px|thumb]]]]
| "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." Seems to refer to [[Guinness]].
| * [[Strong Badia the Free|Strong Badia The Free]]

|- id="coldenone"
| Colden Ones
| [[File:ColdenOnes.png|[[File:ColdenOnes.png|45px|thumb]]]]
| A variation of the Cold One. Enjoyed by Homestar Runner before the [[Nondescript Nouns|Big Game]]. May be a reference to "[[Molson]] Golden".
| * [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]]

|- id="ponk"
| PONK!
| [[File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG|[[File:Cold_Ones_Ponk.PNG|107px|thumb|File:Cold Ones Ponk.PNG]]]]
| Enjoyed by Bubs.
| * [[hremail 3184]]

|- id="icecream"
| Hops and Icy Cold One flavored ice cream
| [[File:ColdOneIceCream.png|[[File:ColdOneIceCream.png|157px|thumb|File:ColdOneIceCream.png]]]]
| One of the flavors of [[Ice Cream|ice cream]] found on the code wheel for [[Peasant's Quest]]. It's claimed to be the favorite flavor of [[Samuel Adams]].
| * [[8-Bit is Enough|8-Bit Is Enough]]

|- id="hardone"
| Hard Ones
| ''not seen''
| Assumed to be the Cold Ones version of hard liquor (Vodka, Bourbon, ect.) An alleged ingredient in Santaman's Chimney.
| * [[Decemberween Dangeresque]] (mentioned)

|- id="problemone"
| Problem Ones
| ''not seen''
| Apparently responsible for Homestar and Strong Bad's original designs.
| * [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2016|@StrongBadActual]] (mentioned)

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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Alcohol]]

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