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"How many origins does this coffee have?"

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''For the thumbnails this stream is based on, see [[Fake YouTube End Screens]].''

[[Homestar Runner]] and Mike Chapman sit down to produce the 86th episode of Coffee Town live on [[@strongbadactual (Instagram)|Instagram]].

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Puppet Homestar]], [[Mike Chapman]]

'''Date:''' Thursday, August 24, 2017

'''Running Time:''' 5:30

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* [#Transcript 1 Transcript]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Trivia 2.1 Trivia]
** [#Inside_References 2.2 Inside References]
** [#Real_World_References 2.3 Real World References]
* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Transcript </span> ==

''{Opens with Puppet Homestar in front of a corner table on which are coffee making supplies. On the walls are framed shirts from the Store. A sign in the lower right reads 'COFFEE TOWN WITH HOMESTAR + MIKE'.}''

'''MIKE CHAPMAN:''' ''{from out of frame}'' We're live.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Live what?

''{Mike walks into frame from behind the camera and sits down next to Puppet Homestar.}''

'''MIKE:''' Live... video. Live phone.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh!

'''MIKE:''' We're on live phone right now.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is this?

'''MIKE:''' Some kind—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are we doin'?

'''MIKE:''' We're doin' Coffee Town with ''{looks at sign}'' Homestar and Mike.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh.

'''MIKE:''' I couldn't tell which one of us went first.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I thought that was fake.

'''MIKE:''' Nope, it's real. This is episode number 86, I believe?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What?! We done 85 more of these?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a lotta coffee, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah. So we're gonna be makin' some coffee here, Homestar. ''{opens bag}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh okay. What type? How many origins does this coffee have?

'''MIKE:''' Single. One.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Single origin.

'''MIKE:''' Yep.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Those are—

'''MIKE:''' Some blue coffee.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I'm sick of watchin' origin stories.

'''MIKE:''' Dark chocolate—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I want you to get into like episode five of this coffee. You know what I'm sayin'?

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Where it's fighting the lesser—

'''MIKE:''' Sniff?

''{Mike holds a spoonful up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ooooh.

'''MIKE:''' You sniffed with your mouth.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' I did. It's my olfactory organ, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' Your—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's all I got.

'''MIKE:''' Your ol' factory?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It— It's the new factory.

'''MIKE:''' Okay.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What a, what—

'''MIKE:''' Get a couple scoops of this.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Wait, but what notes? We gotta talk about the notes!

'''MIKE:''' ''{grabs water pitcher}'' Smoky notes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Smoky notes, okay. ''{about pitcher}'' What's that thing?

'''MIKE:''' Uh, intense notes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What are you puttin' in there now?

'''MIKE:''' And full— This is called 'water'.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ohhhh.

'''MIKE:''' Wanna take a— take a whiff of this with your mouth?

''{Mike holds the pitcher up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar sniffs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I got notes of—

'''MIKE:''' Get some—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hydrogens.

'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Um, slight oxygens, um—

'''MIKE:''' Do you wanna stir it?

''{Mike holds the stirrer up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar grabs the stirrer with his mouth. After a beat, he drops the stirrer on Mike's chair.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pah! I say.

''{Mike grabs it and starts stirring the coffee.}''

'''MIKE:''' Hey you know what—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That would be a disaster, Mike. Don't— don't ask me to help any more.

'''MIKE:''' I'm gonna do a timer for two minutes. ''{hits buttons on microwave}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. Two minute timer. Single origin.

'''MIKE:''' Yep. ''{pours water in press}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Blue bag.

'''MIKE:''' Smoky.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Smoky.

'''MIKE:''' And while we wait, we're gonna wait two minutes for this to brew or steep. I guess it brews, right? ''{glances down, presumably at Matt}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah don't—

'''MIKE:''' I don't know why I looked down there. There's nothing down there for me to— ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah stop lookin' down there, Mike!

'''MIKE:''' Hey! ''{gets up}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What's wrong with you?

'''MIKE:''' I got a treat for you, though.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' What is it?

'''MIKE:''' You know how, uh—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More of a treat than—

'''MIKE:''' ''{sits down holding a tin}'' You know how I always like to bring something to eat while we make our coffee. Like, it's part of our, part of our little—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ritual?

'''MIKE:''' Livecast, yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Our made up ritual?

''{Mike holds up a Pirouline. Homestar gasps.}''

'''MIKE:''' Pirouline!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{very excited}'' A Pirouline!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

''{Mike moves the Pirouline to Homestar's mouth. Homestar chomps on it and pieces fall everywhere.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You know I love 'em!

''{Mike laughs and eats a big piece.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pah! Pah! They're so good I'm gonna spit 'em out!

'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{calmer}'' Lemme get another one of them Piroulines!

''{Mike puts a big piece in Homestar's mouth so that it somewhat resembles a cigar.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{gruff voice}'' I feel like a gangster, Mike.

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I feel like a gangster with a cigar ''{pronounced CEE-gar}''.

'''MIKE:''' ''{adjusts Pirouline}'' Bit more, there you go.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. There's no room for this town in you and me any— ''{Pirouline falls out}'' Awww.

'''MIKE:''' ''{overlapping}'' 'See'. ''{catches Pirouline}'' You gotta say 'see' at the end of your sentence.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' See?

'''MIKE:''' There you go.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' There's no room for this town any more, you and me.

'''MIKE:''' ''{takes a bite}'' Lemme, lemme clean your mouth.

''{Homestar opens up and says 'ah'. Mike brushes off Homestar's felt-mouth while Homestar coughs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You're gaggin' me! Stop!

'''MIKE:''' Alright, got it.

''{Homestar sighs. Mike eats the last bit of Pirouline and points at something on the microwave.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pretty good.

'''MIKE:''' Look, the timer went away, it says 1:40— Hmm. Alright.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ummm, my internal timer says it's almost time.

'''MIKE:''' Alright. Let's stir it. ''{starts stirring}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Stir. Rinse. Repeat. Replete.

'''MIKE:''' Filter. ''{puts filter on press}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Is this coffee replete with flavor, Mike?

'''MIKE:''' Yes.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Would you say? Hey, get that elbow back up there.

'''MIKE:''' Hmm?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get that elbow back up there!

''{Mike inverts the coffee press and exaggeratedly raises his left elbow to press down.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, the other one!

'''MIKE:''' ''{raises right elbow}'' This one?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.

'''MIKE:''' Why?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Get, get it up.

''{This time, Mike exaggeratedly raises his right elbow to press down. Homestar starts to bite Mike's elbow. Mike laughs.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How's that?

'''MIKE:''' That's pretty good.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I kinda wanted to chomp on that elbow.

'''MIKE:''' Good lookin' elbow.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' So what are you doing now?

'''MIKE:''' Now we're, um, vacuum sealing the coffee.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay. That sounds great!

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{sniffs}'' Can I make the sound effects?

'''MIKE:''' We're doin'—

''{Homestar sniffs and the microwave timer beeps.}''

'''MIKE:''' Oh, there was the—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Awww! We did it too early!

'''MIKE:''' That's okay!

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' It's gonna be disgusting!

'''MIKE:''' It took me a second to get the timer on, so I think it was probably exact.

''{Homestar hums majestically while Mike removes the press to reveal their cup of coffee.}''

'''MIKE:''' Look at that. Look at that.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Go. Take a sniff.

''{Mike holds the cup up to Homestar's mouth. Homestar takes a sniff.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Ahh. That—

'''MIKE:''' One for my partner?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' No, I can't!

'''MIKE:''' ''{turns handle toward Homestar}'' This is yours.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Not right now! I'm on a— I already had two cups today!

'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' Yeah?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah. I'm gonna quit this round.

''{Mike takes the first sip.}''

'''MIKE:''' Mmm. It's good.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Gimme the notes!

'''MIKE:''' It's good coffee. ''{reaches for Piroulines}'' Uh, smoky.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you just makin' that up?

'''MIKE:''' Half-bodied.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You keep sayin' 'smoky'.

'''MIKE:''' ''{takes a Pirouline out of the tin}'' I don't know anything about these notes, Homestar.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Then use some—

'''MIKE:''' Thankfully it tastes like coffee.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Use Mike words.

'''MIKE:''' It tastes like good coffee.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' It's dark.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dark. What else does Mike say?

'''MIKE:''' It's pretty hot.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Dark hot.

'''MIKE:''' Yeah.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' If we weren't live I would have let this sit a second, it's kinda burning my mouth.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' That's great! Hey, this is probably a great test.

'''MIKE:''' ''{dunks Pirouline in the coffee}'' You gonna give a little dunk? A little—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' A great screen test.

'''MIKE:''' The old soft Pirouline.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay.

'''MIKE:''' Gonna pull a soft Pirouline right here.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Don't do it!

''{Mike takes a bite of the soft Pirouline.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' That's a figure skating maneuver!

'''MIKE:''' Mmm hmm. Mmm hmm.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I think ''{laughs}'' Nadia Comăneci used to do a Soft Pirouline.

''{Mike takes another bite.}''

'''MIKE:''' Alright, well good job on number eighty— what'd I say, 85 or 86?

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' You said 86, I think.

'''MIKE:''' 86. 86 is in the books.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah.

''{Mike holds up his hand for a high five. Homestar high fives with his mouth.}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Pah!

'''MIKE:''' Good job.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, get outta here!

''{Mike stands up and walks out of frame behind the phone's camera.}''

'''MIKE:''' Why don't you, um—

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, make your brother some coffee some time, why don'tcha.

''{Mike laughs. Homestar sinks out of frame while humming.}''

'''MIKE:''' How do I stop it? We're still live.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{very quickly reappears}'' I don't know! Oh no! I'm gonna eat the sign!

''{Homestar begins biting the 'Coffee Town with Homestar and Mike' sign.}''

'''MIKE:''' There's a couple— it looks like there are four people, maybe? End. There's the 'End' button.

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Do it!

''{Homestar stops biting the sign and sinks out of frame again.}''

'''MIKE:''' End live video.

''{Homestar very quickly and very briefly reappears.}''

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[[Fish Eye Lens]] featured a [[Fake YouTube End Screens|fake thumbnail]] of the sixth episode of ''Coffee Town''.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* According to [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Hdlb677hXU a fan's reupload of the video], this stream was broadcast at approximately 2PM.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* ''Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike'' first appeared as a recurring [[Fake YouTube End Screens|fake YouTube "related video" thumbnail]].
* From left to right, the framed shirts are the [[Store T-Shirts|Scalding Lake shirt]], the [[Store T-Shirts|Duck Shirt]], the [[Store T-Shirts|Strong Sad shirt]], the [[Store T-Shirts|Cool Tapes shirt]], and the [[Store T-Shirts|"Support the Municipality!" shirt]], all previously available from the [[Yahoo Store|Yahoo]] and [[Store|Shopify]] stores.
** The torn "Scalding Lake" shirt was previously shown on [[@ronginald]] and [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2018 Jan|@StrongBadActual]].

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* [[Pirouline]] is a brand of rolled sweet wafer biscuit/cookie, sold by the DeBeukelaer Corporation in the United States.
* [[Nadia Comăneci]] is a Romanian gymnast and an Olympic gold medalist.
* Homestar and Mike appear to be making [[Counter Culture Coffee|Counter Culture]] brand coffee.

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* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/coffee_town_ep_86.html watch "Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike"] (mirror)

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