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"This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of."

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Strong Bad draws a sad clown face. Protruding out of a piece of bread. With a derby hat.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Strong Bad]]

'''Date:''' Wednesday, December 6, 2017 ([[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]); Thursday, December 14, 2017 ([[YouTube]])

'''Running Time:''' 1:50

'''Page Title:''' Don't toast your protruders, kids!

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* [#External_Links 3 External Links]

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''{Open to Strong Bad's glove against the paper background, accompanied by the usual music.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't project your complex emotional problems onto me!

''{Opening titles}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' It's a new Skills of an Artist! Here we go!

''{The titles fade out. Strong Bad begins drawing a downward-facing sausage shape. The music stops suddenly as he speaks, then resumes after his first sentence.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Guys... make a sausage. Look at that sausage. Lookin' great. And now...

''{Strong Bad draws a small curve inside the sausage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna split that sausage. Oh, we did it so nice. And up here...

''{Strong Bad draws a flattened circle above the sausage.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Flattened roundello, with a little ''{adds a small circle within the circle}'' shiny in there. It's looking good, it's looking good. And over here...

''{Strong Bad draws an "C" curve attached to the left of the circle.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We got... urr-whomper. ''{He adds a similar curve to the right}'' And another whomper. Oh, these whompers. You know how they get me.

''{Cut. Strong Bad has completed the drawing, adding eyes within the whompers and eyebrows above}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' That's right, it's a sad clown face. But just wait! This is gonna take a turrrrn-twist! That you never can resist. So here we go.

''{Strong Bad draws an incomplete curve encompassing the top and left of the clown face.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' We're gonna do a little ''rounded'' rectangle on the top there.

''{Strong Bad adds a sloped line to the right side}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhmmmmmmert! Look at that. Lookin' so great.

''{Strong Bad closes the figure with a shape on the bottom that eventually resembles a slice of bread.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Because what's happening is... this is not just a ''regular'' clown face, this is a clown face... protruding ''{adds perspective to the bottom edge}'' out of a piece of bread! That's right!

''{Strong Bad draws a line inside the bread denoting the crust.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Everybody loves... clown face... out of piece of bread.

''{Strong Bad draws lines inside the bread so the clown face appears to be protruding out of the bread.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, man. Comin' right out of there, clown face.

''{Strong Bad adds small circles and speckles in the bottom right corner of the bread for texture.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' This is maybe one of the more disturbing things I have ever been a part of.

''{Strong Bad adds shading lines to the crust edge.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay, let's hatch it out on the side. Maybe, maybe this is a piece of toast, not just a piece of bread. Who knows? I think they could use this thing in schools, as like a motivational poster! You know, this clown could be sayin'...

''{Strong Bad writes the following lines on the left side.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't... toast... your... pro... truuuude... ''{The word is too long and runs against the edge of the slice}'' ...ers? Kids!

''{Strong Bad writes a string of letters, DTYPKFOA, on the bottom.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Paid for by the Don't Toast Your Protruders Kids Foundation of America. So... sleep well, everybody!

''{Strong Bad draws a tiny bowler hat on top of the clown head.}''

'''STRONG BAD:''' Tiny derby. Homsar-style.

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Trivia</span> ===

* The [[@StrongBadActual|Tweet text]] reads, "I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!"
* The [[YouTube]] description reads, "SB hits the looseleaf with no plan this week and ends up drawing a kids' motivational poster featuring a piece of bread with a protruding clown face."

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Inside References</span> ===

* Strong Bad draws a clown face protruding from a piece of [[Bread|bread]], and he adds a miniature version of [[Homsar]]'s [[Bowler Hats|bowler hat]] to the drawing.

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== <span class="mw-headline">External Links</span> ==

* [https://homestarrunner.com/toons/skoa14 watch "Clownbread"]

* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tyu6e1xm-Y watch "Clownbread"] on [[YouTube]]
* [https://twitter.com/StrongBadActual/status/938487369002635266 watch "Clownbread"] on [[@StrongBadActual|Twitter]]

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[[Skills of an Artist LIVE!!]] | [[Tennis Shorts]] | [[Large Bean (toon)|Large Bean]] | [[Cornucopia]] | '''Clownbread''' | [[Draccus]] | [[Guitar]] | [[Diskette]] | [[Barf Bag]] | [[Really Cool Boat]]

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