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The '''Cheat Commandos Theme Song''' is the theme song of the [[Cheat Commandos]] cartoon show. It is reminiscent of the [[G.I. Joe]] theme song. As part of a [[toyetic]] franchise, the lyrics more enthusiastically advertise the action figures than describe the plot. The Commandos' battle against [[Blue Laser]] is only described in vague and uncertain terms, all while working in the slogan "[[Buy all our playsets and toys!]]". It appears multiple times later, sometimes with altered lyrics, though usually still including the slogan.

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* [#Appearances 2 Appearances]
* [#Quotes_of_the_Week 3 Quotes of the Week]
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Cheat Commandos! Maybe fighting for freedom<br />
And each is sold separately<br />
Cheat Commandos! They're probably battling evil<br />
Buy all our playsets and toys!

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* '''Debut:''' [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]
* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
* [[Shopping For Danger|Shopping for Danger]]
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
* [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]
* [[Let us give TANKS!]]
* [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]
* [[An Important Rap Song]]
* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]]
* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]]
* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
* [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]
* [[@StrongBadActual Tweets 2022]]
* [[Decemberweenvent Calendar]] ([[Decemberweenvent Calendar|Day 12]])

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* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/cheat-commandos-theme "Cheat Commandos Theme" on Songwhip]
* [https://songwhip.com/strong-bad/buy-all-our-playsets-and-toys-reprise "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys (Reprise)" on Songwhip]

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[[Decemberweenvent Calendar Character Variations|Character Variations]] | [[Decemberweenvent Calendar (2022 Revisited)|2024 Revisit]]

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Decemberweenvent Calendar|Decemberweenvent Calendar]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Stubs|Stubs]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1|Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]</span>

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