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	Many times, the [[Characters\|characters]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been '''eaten''' or suggested that they have been eaten. Most often of these is [[The Cheat]], who has even been mentioned to be edible at various points.		Many times, the [[Characters\|characters]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been '''eaten''' or suggested that they have been eaten. Most often of these is [[The Cheat]], who has even been mentioned to be edible at various points.

	~~<span id~~=~~"the-cheat-being-eaten"></span>~~		== The Cheat Being Eaten ==
	=~~= <span class="mw-headline">~~ The Cheat Being Eaten ~~</span>~~ ==

	* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Coach Z]] thinks [[The King of Town]] has gone mad with power and is going to eat The Cheat upon seeing the King standing over The Cheat, who was asleep at the time in [[The King of Town's Grill\|The King of Town's grill]].		* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Coach Z]] thinks [[The King of Town]] has gone mad with power and is going to eat The Cheat upon seeing the King standing over The Cheat, who was asleep at the time in [[The King of Town's Grill\|The King of Town's grill]].
	* Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad attempts to give the senders of the email a recipe for cooking The Cheat.		* Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad attempts to give the senders of the email a recipe for cooking The Cheat.
	* Email [[narrator]] — The film ~~"~~[[Films from narrator\|Lugnut & Squeak]]~~"~~, according to [[Strong Bad]], was from the creators of ~~"~~I'm Surprised [[Strong Mad]] Hasn't Eaten The Cheat by Now~~"~~.		* Email [[narrator]] — The film "[[Films from narrator\|Lugnut & Squeak]]", according to [[Strong Bad]], was from the creators of "I'm Surprised [[Strong Mad]] Hasn't Eaten The Cheat by Now".
	* [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] — When putting on [[Homestar's Chef Hat]], Strong Bad will imitate a cooking show host, saying that they will be making The Cheat L'Orange, a delicacy in East [[Strong Badia]].		* [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] — When putting on [[Homestar's Chef Hat]], Strong Bad will imitate a cooking show host, saying that they will be making The Cheat L'Orange, a delicacy in East [[Strong Badia]].
	* In a [[Sketchbook 2009\|Sketchbook]] entry, it is suggested that The Cheat's nightmares typically consist of him being eaten by [[The Poopsmith]].		* In a [[Sketchbook 2009\|Sketchbook]] entry, it is suggested that The Cheat's nightmares typically consist of him being eaten by [[The Poopsmith]].
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	* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he's afraid the King of Town will try to eat him with his costume.		* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he's afraid the King of Town will try to eat him with his costume.

	~~<span id~~=~~"other-characters-being-eaten"></span>~~		== Other Characters Being Eaten ==
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	* [[Everybody to the Limit]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad gets eaten by a giant whiffle ball with ~~"~~[[Fhqwhgads\|fhqwhgads]]~~"~~ written on it.		* [[Everybody to the Limit]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad gets eaten by a giant whiffle ball with "[[Fhqwhgads\|fhqwhgads]]" written on it.
	* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] — [[The Moon]] eats [[Mr. Shmallow]].		* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] — [[The Moon]] eats [[Mr. Shmallow]].
	* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — The girls (minus [[What's Her Face]]) jump into the [[Gift Exchange Lion]].		* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — The girls (minus [[What's Her Face]]) jump into the [[Gift Exchange Lion]].
	* Email [[secret recipes]] (Easter egg) — A book is seen called ~~"~~So You Want to Cook a [[Wrestleman]]?~~"~~, with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it on the cover.		* Email [[secret recipes]] (Easter egg) — A book is seen called "So You Want to Cook a [[Wrestleman]]?", with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it on the cover.
	* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — The [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters\|Fat, Fat Friar]] cooks [[Thy Dungeonman (character)\|Thy Dungeonman]] in a [[Stew\|stew]] and tries to eat him.		* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — The [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters\|Fat, Fat Friar]] cooks [[Thy Dungeonman (character)\|Thy Dungeonman]] in a [[Stew\|stew]] and tries to eat him.
	* Email [[keep cool]] (Easter egg) — The King of Town adds ice cream toppings to [[Strong Sad]]'s head, which had been compared to soft-serve earlier.		* Email [[keep cool]] (Easter egg) — The King of Town adds ice cream toppings to [[Strong Sad]]'s head, which had been compared to soft-serve earlier.
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	* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — The King of Town eats a slice of himself as part of his costume.		* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — The King of Town eats a slice of himself as part of his costume.

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	* [[Eating Non-Food Items]]		* [[Eating Non-Food Items]]
	* [[Innards]]		* [[Innards]]
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Many times, the [[Characters|characters]] of the [[Homestar Runner universe]] have been '''eaten''' or suggested that they have been eaten. Most often of these is [[The Cheat]], who has even been mentioned to be edible at various points.

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* [[Where's The Cheat?]] — [[Coach Z]] thinks [[The King of Town]] has gone mad with power and is going to eat The Cheat upon seeing the King standing over The Cheat, who was asleep at the time in [[The King of Town's Grill|The King of Town's grill]].
* Email [[secret recipes]] — Strong Bad attempts to give the senders of the email a recipe for cooking The Cheat.
* Email [[narrator]] — The film "[[Films from narrator|Lugnut & Squeak]]", according to [[Strong Bad]], was from the creators of "I'm Surprised [[Strong Mad]] Hasn't Eaten The Cheat by Now".
* [[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] — When putting on [[Homestar's Chef Hat]], Strong Bad will imitate a cooking show host, saying that they will be making The Cheat L'Orange, a delicacy in East [[Strong Badia]].
* In a [[Sketchbook 2009|Sketchbook]] entry, it is suggested that The Cheat's nightmares typically consist of him being eaten by [[The Poopsmith]].
* [[Doomy Tales of the Macabre]] — Strong Mad accidentally eats The Cheat along with his [[Halloween]] candy. Strong Bad says that The Cheat is eaten by Strong Mad about four times a day (which is how The Cheat is given [[Baths|baths]]).
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Bad tricks [[Marzipan]] into eating The Cheat.
* [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]] — Strong Bad asks The Cheat if he's afraid the King of Town will try to eat him with his costume.

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* [[Everybody to the Limit]] — [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad gets eaten by a giant whiffle ball with "[[Fhqwhgads|fhqwhgads]]" written on it.
* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] — [[The Moon]] eats [[Mr. Shmallow]].
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 6]] — The girls (minus [[What's Her Face]]) jump into the [[Gift Exchange Lion]].
* Email [[secret recipes]] (Easter egg) — A book is seen called "So You Want to Cook a [[Wrestleman]]?", with a picture of The Cheat putting a lid on a pot with Strong Bad in it on the cover.
* [[Thy Dungeonman 3]] — The [[Minor Thy Dungeonman Characters|Fat, Fat Friar]] cooks [[Thy Dungeonman (character)|Thy Dungeonman]] in a [[Stew|stew]] and tries to eat him.
* Email [[keep cool]] (Easter egg) — The King of Town adds ice cream toppings to [[Strong Sad]]'s head, which had been compared to soft-serve earlier.
* [[Fan Costumes 06]] — Homestar says he ate [[Mario|Luigi]] and he tasted like mushrooms.
* [[Decemberween Short Shorts]] — The King of Town implies he wants to eat himself when gingerbread Homestar makes mention of such a desire.
* Email [[winter pool]] — It is implied that The King of Town eats Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, and The Poopsmith when he saves them from the [[Swimming Pool|pool]] full of [[Color flavored|red flavored]] [[Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance]].
* [[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] — [[Sickly Sam]] eats [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]].
* [[Twenty THANXty Six]] — [[Stinkoman]] and [[1-Up]] go inside [[Pan Pan]].
* [[Sketchbook|Sketchbooks]] —
** In the [[Sketchbook 2009|March 12, 2009]] sketch, The King of Town eats [[Marshie]].
** In the [[Sketchbook 2009|March 26, 2009]] sketch, Strong Mad eats Strong Bad.
* [[Poker Night at the Inventory]] — Strong Bad says he had a [[Jibblies|jibblie]] nightmare where Homestar is a giant [[Cheese|cheese]] blintz, and Marzipan holds Strong Bad at [[Guns|gunpoint]] and makes him eat Homestar.
* [[Haunted Photo Booth Teaser]] — Strong Bad's [[Metroid|Ridley]] costume swallows [[Character 2]] whole.
* [[Haunted Photo Booth]] — The King of Town eats a slice of himself as part of his costume.

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* [[Eating Non-Food Items]]
* [[Innards]]

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