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Throughout the course of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]], many characters have '''sustained various injuries'''.

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== Contents ==

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* [#Appearances 1 Appearances]
** [#Homestar_Runner 1.1 Homestar Runner]
** [#Strong_Bad 1.2 Strong Bad]
** [#The_Cheat 1.3 The Cheat]
** [#Strong_Mad 1.4 Strong Mad]
** [#Strong_Sad 1.5 Strong Sad]
** [#Pom_Pom 1.6 Pom Pom]
** [#Marzipan 1.7 Marzipan]
** [#Coach_Z 1.8 Coach Z]
** [#Bubs 1.9 Bubs]
** [#The_King_of_Town 1.10 The King of Town]
** [#The_Poopsmith 1.11 The Poopsmith]
** [#Homsar 1.12 Homsar]
** [#The_Sad_Kids 1.13 The Sad Kids]
** [#Visor_Robot 1.14 Visor Robot]
** [#The_Goblin 1.15 The Goblin]
* [#See_Also 2 See Also]

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== Appearances ==


=== [[Homestar Runner]] ===

* [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Mad swings Homestar into the floor several times, bruising his head.
* [[In Search of the Yello Dello New Version]] — [[The Yello Dello]] violently pecks Homestar in the head twice, bruising him and causing him to bleed the second time.
* Email [[invisibility]] — In a daydream he is having, Strong Bad punches Homestar in the stomach.
* Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad convinces Homestar to stick his head into a tub full of "hot lava". It is unknown whether or not Homestar proceeds to do so.
* Email [[car]] — Strong Bad punches Homestar with his fist marked with a backwards [[DELETED]].
* Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad pokes Homestar in the face with a pin several times.
* Email [[origins]] — [[The Cheat]] whips Homestar across the face with a large chain repeatedly.
* [[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Strong Bad whacks Homestar with a frying pan, knocking him unconscious. He later throws the [[Telebision]]'s remote control into Homestar's face.
* Email [[4 branches]] — Homestar is uncomfortably stuck in [[The Office|the Office]]'s water cooler. Strong Bad's attempt to free him causes him great pain.
* [[Jibblies 2]] — Homestar is hit in the head with the [[Golbol]], causing him to flinch and say "Ow!"
* Email [[licensed]] — Homestar sustains injuries to the face after Bubs sells him a piñata filled with broken glass.
* Email [[specially marked]] — Strong Bad throws a die-cast chainsaw car (a toy apparently "heavy and pointy enough to do lasting damage to the face") at Homestar's face.
* [[Play Date]] — Homestar holds the weight of about a dozen cinder blocks on his stomach, is crushed by [[Bubs' Concession Stand]], and is hit by a meteor.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad makes Homestar, along with Marzipan, Bubs, Coach Z, and [[The King of Town|the King of Town]], fly out of his window when he places a banana peel in their path, and thus literally "beats the snot out of Homestar".
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Homestar is punched several times by the Trogdor cabinet.
* [[Donut Unto Others]] — Homestar's face is fried by his [[Doughnuts|doughnut]] fryer when Strong Bad upturns his doughnut stand.
* Email [[hremail 3184]] — Strong Bad hits Homestar with a rake, a shovel, and a garden weasel, the last of which inflicts injuries so severe that his bleeding face is censored. However, he appears to have healed completely by the end of the email.
* Email [[dictionary]] — Strong Bad throws a "GIANT DICTIONARY" at Homestar's head, knocking a large tooth from his mouth.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Homestar runs into a mirror, and broken glass cuts his face.


=== [[Strong Bad]] ===

* [[Original Book]] — Strong Bad is squished by a pile of giant [[Grapes|grapes]].
* [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — A large chunk of Strong Bad's head is blown off in an explosion. He is also beaten in various ways throughout the cartoon.
* [[Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True]] — Strong Mad drops a keg of [[Melonade|melonade]] on his shoulders.
* Email [[invisibility]] — In Strong Bad's imagination, he is sat on and crushed by [[Strong Mad]].
* Email [[unused emails]] — Strong Bad dives into his desk, smashing it in half. He then groans in pain and comments that he may have broken his "clavicus majorus".
* Email [[privileges]] — Strong Bad violently falls headfirst from his stool.
* Email [[pom pom]] — Strong Bad accidentally runs into the wall of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] while he is blindfolded. Shorty afterward, he is repeatedly punched and kicked by [[Pom Pom]] after he attempts to poke him with a pin.
* Email [[lady...ing]] — In his flashback email, Strong Bad's head cracks and falls in fragments after being doused in gasoline and exposed to a lit cigar.
* Email [[keep cool]] — Homestar Runner falls through the roof of the [[Computer Room|computer room]] onto Strong Bad, snapping his neck against the leg of the stool. Strong Bad, seemingly paralyzed, twitches his arm and mutters: "I... breaky... spiney..."
* [[Accent]] — Strong Mad punches Strong Bad every time he does not pronounce a word with his old accent.
* Email [[original]] — Bubs punches Strong Bad several times.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — Strong Bad is thrown out the window of [[The King of Town's Castle]] multiple times, possibly causing him "[[Spoonerisms|drain bamage]]."
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — Strong Bad's explosive collar explodes when he tries to leave his house in the first part of the game. Strangely, the explosion does no apparent physical damage to his body, or to the collar itself.
* [[Baddest of the Bands]] — Strong Bad is beaten and shocked in various ways. The player is required to abuse Strong Bad in [[Baddest of the Bands Walkthrough|as many ways they can]] to obtain the maximum score.
* [[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — Marzipan stabs a pencil into the side of Strong Bad's head.
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] — Strong Bad is punched by the Trogdor cabinet.
* [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]] — The Cheat strikes Strong Bad over the head with a plank of wood with some nails stuck through it (at Strong Bad's request).


=== [[The Cheat]] ===

* The Cheat is often subject to [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking]].
** His head also [[The Cheat's Head Exploding|explodes]] often.
* [[Strong Bad's Website]] — It is mentioned that The Cheat had to be shot with Strong Mad's BB gun in order to get him out of a tree.


=== [[Strong Mad]] ===

* Email [[little animal]] — After [[Kicking The Cheat|kicking The Cheat]], Strong Bad kicks Strong Mad in the stomach, angering him greatly.
* Email [[flag day]] — Strong Bad is seen carving a tattoo into Strong Mad's shoulder with an Exacto knife.
* Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad gives Strong Mad a fairly powerful kick in the knee.
* Email [[yes, wrestling]] — Strong Mad appears to have a razor blade stuck in his forehead.


=== [[Strong Sad]] ===

* [[Theme Song Video]] — Strong Bad throws a [[Big Knife|big knife]] at Strong Sad. However, the scene is cut before the knife hits him, so it is unknown how badly Strong Sad was injured.
* Email [[1 step ahead]] — Strong Sad gets pegged by dodge balls and is covered in live [[Fire ant|red ants]].
* Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad whacks Strong Sad continuously with a wiffle bat.
* [[Strong Sad's Lament]] (A New Pain - 11.23.02) — Strong Bad punches Strong Sad, though it does not hurt. As a result Strong Mad punches Strong Sad on the side of his knee instead, causing him great pain. Strong Sad names the pain in his knee "Kreigh".
* Email [[cheat talk]] — Strong Bad strikes Strong Sad in the stomach with his keyboard.
* Email [[privileges]] — [[The Cheat]] hurts Strong Sad's face and hands with what sounds like a drill.
* Email [[stunt double]] — Strong Sad, as the stunt double of [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]], suffers much abuse throughout the film, such as having the [[Heavy Lourde]] dropped on top of him.
* Email [[date]] — Strong Mad punches Strong Sad in the face several times, bruising him badly.
* Email [[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Sad, this time as [[Killingyouguy]]'s stunt double, is repeatedly kicked in the face by [[Dangeresque Too]].
* [[Wonkavision Magazine Interview]] — Strong Sad mentions that Strong Bad once stabbed him with a flaming hot poker.
* Email [[origins]] — It is implied that [[Lil' Strong Bad]] drills a hole in Strong Sad's stomach, creating his belly button.
* Email [[slumber party]] Strong Sad's arm is in a sling, for unknown reasons. At the end of the email, Strong Bad threatens to dislocate Strong Sad's shoulder, and seems to attempt to do so.
* [[Hremail 2000]] (Easter egg) — Strong Bad wears Strong Sad's [[Soolnds|soolnds]] as a pair of "foot pelts", implying that he cut them off.
* [[Where U Goin' 2?]] — Strong Sad is buried under a pile of flaming mattresses.
* [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Strong Sad is encased in a concrete block at the bottom of the [[Swimming Pool|swimming pool]], and his eyes appear to be bloody and bruised.
* Email [[sbemail 206]] — Strong Sad, again as Dangeresque's stunt double, is hit in the head twice with a microwave.


=== [[Pom Pom]] ===

* [[Marshmallow's Last Stand]] — Strong Mad sinks his fist into Pom Pom's stomach and repeatedly swings him into the floor.
* [[I Killed Pom Pom]] — Homestar Runner pops Pom Pom by throwing a sharp piece of Strong Bad's costume at him. In a scene at the end, Pom Pom reappears, looking as if his pieces were crudely reassembled.


=== [[Marzipan]] ===

* Email [[your friends]] — It is implied that Strong Bad attempts to cut Marzipan's hands ([[Lack of Visible Arms|if she has any]]) with a saw blade. It is unknown whether or not he succeeds.
* Email [[shapeshifter]] — Marzipan is attacked by a rabid [[The Cheat]]. However, the scene is cut shorty before it is shown whether she is hurt.
* [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)]] — Marzipan is violently flung off of her couch by [[Homestar Runner]], and it is implied that her hair is ripped out later that day.


=== [[Coach Z]] ===

* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0]] — Marzipan recently had Coach Z kicked in the crotch.
* Email [[caffeine]] — Strong Sad repeatedly slaps Coach Z in the face.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — As with all of the rebels, Coach Z can sustain several pretty bad injuries from the [[Homestarmy]] in the Maps and Minions sequence.
* [[Most in the Graveyard]] — Bubs punches Coach Z in the face.


=== [[Bubs]] ===

* Email [[your friends]] — Strong Bad smashes Bubs over the head with a Golden Record for [[Everybody to the Limit|Everybody To The Limit]].
* [[Ever and More!]] — Bubs has broken his shin in a jetski accident.
* [[8-Bit is Enough]] (mentioned) — Bubs talks about Marzipan (Lady Crate Ape) throwing crates at him and how they hurt.


=== [[The King of Town]] ===

* Email [[your friends]] — Like Bubs, The King of Town is smashed over the head with Strong Bad's Golden Record for [[Everybody to the Limit]].
* Email [[the bet]] — It is implied that Strong Bad drops a [[Typing Tutor Turbo]] arcade machine on the King. However, the scene is cut before Strong Bad drops the machine, so it is possible that the King of Town was left unharmed.
* Email [[theme park]] — The King of Town "catches fire somehow" on "the Bowels of [[Trogdor]]".
* Email [[diorama]] — Strong Bad rips out tufts of the King's beard, causing him to bleed.
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — The King of Town accidentally eats his own foot (again).


=== [[The Poopsmith]] ===

* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — As with all of the rebels, the Poopsmith can sustain several pretty bad injuries from the [[Homestarmy]] in the Maps and Minions sequence.


=== [[Homsar]] ===

* Email [[homsar]] — Homsar is crushed by the [[Heavy Lourde]], hospitalizing him (as suggested in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]]).
* Email [[your friends]] — Homsar swallows several live [[Scorpions|scorpions]].
* [[Homsar Main Page]] — Homsar is again crushed by the Heavy Lourde.
* [[Strong Badia the Free]] — As with all of the rebels, Homsar can sustain several pretty bad injuries from the [[Homestarmy]] in the Maps and Minions sequence.


=== [[The Sad Kids]] ===

* [[Homestarloween Party]] — The Sad Kids are crushed by the Visor Robot.
* [[Mr. Shmallow (toon)]] — The Sad Kids are crushed by the roof of the "sugar shak".
* [[Meet Marshie]] — The Sad Kids are crushed by a falling [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] logo.


=== [[Visor Robot]] ===

* [[Homestarloween Party]] — He and his human brain short circuit and die after a tear is shed.
* [[Senor Mortgage]] — He malfunctions and explodes.


=== [[The Goblin]] ===

* [[Homestarloween Party]] — The Goblin is crushed by the Visor Robot.


== See Also ==

* [[Blood]]
* [[Death]]
* [[Teen Girl Squad Deaths]]
* [[Kicking The Cheat]]
* [[Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship|Strong Bad Bullying Strong Sad]]
* [[Strong Sad's Death]]
* [[Strong Sad's Severed Head]]
* [[The Cheat's Head Exploding]]
* [[Getting Run Over]]

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