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Blue pants?! Who the crap made me wear those?

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The '''Character Cards''' page was a small [[Flash]] file that contains a dozen [[trading cards]] depicting the [[Main Characters|main characters]] of [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]. The characters selected indicate that the "main character" cast was still in flux: some characters now considered "main" are excluded here, and two characters featured on these cards have not gone on to star in any [[Toons|toons]].

This page was [[Secret Pages|never linked to]] from anywhere on [[homestarrunner.com]], and was later removed altogether from the site.

'''Date:''' 2000

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* [#Characters 1 Characters]
* [#Fun_Facts 2 Fun Facts]
** [#Explanations 2.1 Explanations]
** [#Remarks 2.2 Remarks]
** [#Goofs 2.3 Goofs]
** [#Fast_Forward 2.4 Fast Forward]
* [#See_Also 3 See Also]
* [#External_Links 4 External Links]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> Characters </span> ==

* [[Homestar Runner]]
* [[Pom Pom]]
* [[Marzipan]]
* [[Strong Bad]]
* [[Strong Mad]]
* [[Strong Sad]]
* [[The Cheat]]
* [[Coach Z]]
* [[Bubs]]
* [[The King of Town]]
* [[The Unguraits]]
* [[Homeschool Winner]]

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=== <span class="mw-headline">Explanations</span> ===

* [[The Poopsmith]] is not included in the cards. [[Old Characters Page|At first, he was not considered a main character]] until his inclusion in the [[Yearbook Character Page]].
* There is not a card for [[Homsar]] because he had not [[homsar|been invented]] yet.

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long haired freaky cheat

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* The page's minimalistic design lacks character descriptions typical of other character pages, potentially indicating it was unfinished.
* The [[Character Evolutions|general design of the characters]] indicate this page was developed between the [[Old Characters Page]] and the [[Yearbook Character Page]].
** Many of the character illustrations are similar to those used in the menu of the Yearbook.
* The Cheat is illustrated with a shaggy, furry outline — a design never used in an actual toon.
* Twelve cards are featured, but only eight cards can be seen in the stacked deck.

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* The Unguraits are not illustrated with shadows.
* The clickable area of the cards is misaligned, a good bit to the right of where the cards actually are.

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* Despite their inclusion here, the Unguraits and Homeschool Winner [[Rejected Characters|were not further developed into regular characters]].
** [[Homeschool Winner]] has made occasional cameo appearances, beginning in [[Dancin' Bubs]]; references to him typically make light of his rejected-character status.
** Silhouettes of Homeschool Winner and the Unguraits appear in a line in front of [[Bubs' Concession Stand]] in [[A Decemberween Mackerel]].
* Asked about this page [[Homestarrunner.net Interview - 21 May 2003|in a 2003 interview]], [[Matt Chapman]] jokingly replied "Hey! Stay outta our server!"
* The Strong Sad card appears later in the email [[virus]].
** In the [[virus|DVD commentary]], Matt refers to the card as being "from an unused character page we never made."

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== <span class="mw-headline"> See Also </span> ==

* [[Trading Cards]]
* [[Old Characters Page]]
* [[Yearbook Character Page]]
* [[Character Videos]]
* [[Rejected Characters]]

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== <span class="mw-headline"> External Links </span> ==

* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/charactercards.html watch "Character Cards"] (mirror)
* [http://www.hrwiki.org/mirror/charactercards.swf view the Flash file for "Character Cards"] (mirror)

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