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''The trophy and the logo for the contest''

The '''[[Cat Mess]] Inbredtational Pet Show''' is a pet [[Contests|contest]] hosted by [[The Announcer]] in the Strong Bad Email [[pet show]]. The contest consisted of perhaps several contestants (only four were seen) and their owners.

== Contestants ==

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Contestant Picture
! Contestant
! Description
! Score
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/5/59/POMpetshow.png/175px-POMpetshow.png
| [[Pom Pom]] and [[Trivia Time]]
| Pom Pom enters Trivia Time into the contest, despite the fact that it is only a cookie jar shaped like a dog and not an actual pet. Was sabotaged by The Cheat.
| 3.5; Good GPA, terrible pet show score.
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/d/d6/KOTpetshow.png/175px-KOTpetshow.png
| [[The King of Town]] and an "As Seen On TV Low-Fat Cooking Device"
| Also not a real pet, the King of Town's cooking device closely resembles the [[George Foreman Grill|George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine]]. The power cord has been [[The Cheat Gnawing|gnawed by The Cheat]].
| NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/97/HRpetshow.png/175px-HRpetshow.png
| [[Marzipan]] and [[Homestar Runner]] (Homestar as Fluffle's Buffles Scruffle's Truffles Homestar Runner)
| This is just Homestar Runner on a leash held by Marzipan. The winner of the contest.
| 8.5
|-
| https://web.archive.org/web/20211001000000im_/http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/4/42/SBpetshow.png/175px-SBpetshow.png
| [[Strong Bad]] and [[The Cheat]] (The Cheat as Saberlord's Scritchascratch Cakemonger The Cheat)
| Strong Bad and [[Strong Mad]] rub glazed [[Doughnuts|doughnuts]] on him and ask him Beauty Pageant questions while [[Strong Sad]] styles his hair to get him ready for the pet show. He has much bigger eyes than usual and a blue collar. He is also the only real pet in the pet show.
| DISQUALIFIED!! for flagrant use of "Relish Foot".
|}
[[Category:Contests]]

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