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''This article is about vehicles in general.'' ''For the [[Strong Bad Email]], see [[car]].''

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''Two Cars TN''

Although [[Free Country, USA]] doesn't appear to have sufficient roads nor any of the necessary infrastructure to support '''cars''', various characters have talked about driving and purchasing cars. A few actual cars have also been spotted, although they generally appear to be non-functional.

== Appearances ==

* [[Homestar]] apparently owns an [[Homestar Runner's Auto|auto]], which he checks under in search of his hat in both [[Where My Hat Is At?]] and its [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|toon remake]].
* The [[Gremlin]] is a car that made its debut in [[Homestarloween Party]] and has been used in various toons since then.
* [[The Interview]] — Homestar claims that he drove to [[Marshmallow's Last Stand (place)|Marshmallow's Last Stand]]. Strong Bad then says to Homestar that he doesn't own a car, to which Homestar replies "Yeah. You're probably right."
* [[Bubs' Character Video]] — [[Bubs]] mentions cars as one of the many things that he can fix.
* Email [[credit card]] — One of the things on sale at "the-coolest-stuff-ever.com" is a golden limousine, priced at $900,000.
* [[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] — This game involves different cars.
* Email [[12:00]] — During the VCR Easter egg, one of the many VHS tapes is labeled "car commercials".
* Email [[helium]] — Strong Bad's intro involves him saying the word "email" like a car going through various gear shifts.
* Email [[vacation]] — Strong Bad visits "[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|Two Cars Tennessee]]".
* Email [[caffeine]] — As part of Strong Bad's project of "The Effects of [[Gasoline]] on [[Fire]]", Strong Bad provides drawings of cars.
* Email [[car]] — Strong Bad claims not to own a car.
* [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9]] — [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters|Learner's Permit Girl]] drives a car over [[Cheerleader]], and later gives Strong Bad a ride to Babbage's.
* [[Fall Float Parade]] — The [[Duplicate Characters|two]] [[Homsar|Homsars]] are driving small red toy cars.
* Email [[pop-up]] — [[The Cheat]] wins a car.
* Email [[what i want]] — Strong Bad wants a chainsaw car for [[Decemberween]].
* Email [[the movies]] — Strong Bad watches a movie called "[[Karate Car]]".
* [[Homestar Ruiner]] — In the [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad]], giving a [[Teen Girl Squad]] girl car keys prompts her to announce that her real dad bought her a car, but gave it to his girlfriend — except for [[What's Her Face]], who still has hers, but it explodes when she attempts to drive it.
* [[Decomposing Pumpkins]] — [[Brainkrieg]] sing about driving around in their mom's car looking for rotting [[Pumpkins|pumpkins]].
* [[Marzipan Beef Reverser]] — In a [[Street Fighter]]-inspired bonus stage, Marzipan destroys a car.
* [[Strong-Play: Marzipan Beef Reverser]] — In an attempt to distract the viewer with forgotten lore, Strong Bad talks about cars with their gas caps behind the license plate.
* [[Dangeresque Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] encounters a speeding green car, identified by him and the game as a "Niiice Ride".

== Hybrid Cars ==

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''Hybrid Cars!''

'''[[Hybrid electric vehicle|Hybrid cars]]''' are a recurring theme in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work, usually appearing in relation to [[Marzipan]].

=== Appearances ===

* Email [[secret identity]] — Marzipan reads an issue of [[Scarfgirl]] magazine, which mentions "Hybrid Cars" on its cover.
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — In a prank call, Strong Bad tells Marzipan that her subscription to "Soy... [[Bread]]... [[Tofu]]... Hybrid... Cars... Magazine" is about to erupt.
* [[Kid Speedy]] — When you beat the game as [[Homestar Runner]], Marzipan says "NOW WE HAVE ENOUGH FOR A HYBRID CAR, OR MAYBE...", but it shows Homestar and Marzipan in the hybrid car before Marzipan can finish her sentence.
* Email [[environment]] — Strong Bad tries to drop a "65 mile-per-gallon hybrid piano" on Strong Sad and Marzipan.

== See Also ==

* [[BMW Lighter]]
* [[Gremlin]]
* [[Homestar Runner's Auto]]

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