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	~~[[File:SoupCan.png\|[[File:SoupCan.png\|150px\|thumb]]]]~~		The '''can of water soup''' is the half-crushed, metallic, black-and-white can labeled "SOUP" that [[The Homestar Runner]] [[Kicking a Can\|kicks around]]. In [[Kick the Can]], the can of water soup produces a wide variety of sometimes disturbing effects on The Homestar Runner, who explains that he has kicked the can around since his dog was "worshed away" in the storm of '28. No explanation has been given as to the connection between the can and the death of his pet.
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	The '''can of water soup''' is the half-crushed, metallic, black-and-white can labeled ~~"~~SOUP~~"~~ that [[The Homestar Runner]] [[Kicking a Can\|kicks around]]. In [[Kick the Can]], the can of water soup produces a wide variety of sometimes disturbing effects on The Homestar Runner, who explains that he has kicked the can around since his dog was ~~"~~worshed away~~"~~ in the storm of '28. No explanation has been given as to the connection between the can and the death of his pet.

	In the short [[20X6 vs. 1936]], it is the can which first alerts [[Stinkoman]] to The Homestar Runner's presence.		In the short [[20X6 vs. 1936]], it is the can which first alerts [[Stinkoman]] to The Homestar Runner's presence.
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	In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], The Homestar Runner somehow utilizes it (or possibly another can of soup) and a length of twine to construct a functioning telephone that he uses to leave a message on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], decades into the future.		In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], The Homestar Runner somehow utilizes it (or possibly another can of soup) and a length of twine to construct a functioning telephone that he uses to leave a message on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], decades into the future.

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The '''can of water soup''' is the half-crushed, metallic, black-and-white can labeled "SOUP" that [[The Homestar Runner]] [[Kicking a Can|kicks around]]. In [[Kick the Can]], the can of water soup produces a wide variety of sometimes disturbing effects on The Homestar Runner, who explains that he has kicked the can around since his dog was "worshed away" in the storm of '28. No explanation has been given as to the connection between the can and the death of his pet.

In the short [[20X6 vs. 1936]], it is the can which first alerts [[Stinkoman]] to The Homestar Runner's presence.

[[Bubs]] throws a similar one around in the [[Yearbook Character Page]], and Homestar kicks a similar red can in [[In Search of the Yello Dello]].

In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]], The Homestar Runner somehow utilizes it (or possibly another can of soup) and a length of twine to construct a functioning telephone that he uses to leave a message on [[Marzipan's Answering Machine]], decades into the future.

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* '''Debut:''' [[Kick the Can]]
* [[Yearbook Character Page]]
* [[In Search of the Yello Dello]]
* [[Main Page 10]]
* [[20X6 vs. 1936]]
* [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]]
* [[Where My Hat Is At? (toon)|Where My Hat Is At?]]

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