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	~~<div class=~~"~~thumbinner~~" ~~style="width:202px;">~~		''"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"''

	[[~~File:~~Cheat Commandos ~~logo~~ and slogan.~~png\|~~[[~~File:Cheat_Commandos_logo_and_slogan.png\|200px~~\|~~thumb~~]]]]		'''"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"''' is the famous [[Mottos and Slogans\|slogan]] and marketing ploy of the ''[[Cheat Commandos]] Adventures'' [[TV Shows\|TV show]] and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of their theme song. It is a [[Running Gags\|running gag]] for a variation of the slogan to show up in Cheat Commandos-related places.
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	~~<div class~~=~~"magnify">~~		== Appearances ==

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	~~"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil...<br />~~
	~~Buy all our playsets and toys!"~~

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	'''"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"''' is the famous [[Mottos and Slogans\|slogan]] and marketing ploy of the ''[[Cheat Commandos\|Cheat Commandos Adventures]]'' [[TV Shows\|TV show]] and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song\|the theme song]], emphasizing the [[toyetic]] nature of the series. In addition to playing at the end of nearly every toon, variations of the slogan appear as a [[Running Gags\|running gag]] in Cheat Commandos-related places.

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	~~== <span class="mw-headline">~~Appearances~~</span>~~ ==

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	\| ~~valign="top"\| * [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]~~		\|
	* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]		\|
	* [[Shopping For Danger]]
	* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (hinted at by [[Gunhaver]])
	* [[Let us give TANKS!]]
	* [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]

	\| ~~valign="top"\| * [[An Important Rap Song]]~~
	* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]] (interrupted)
	* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] (finishes the interruption)
	* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
	* [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]

	\|}		\|}

	~~The Shopify [[Store]] used the category "Playsets & Toys!" for figurines (and later [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]]), before simplifying the category name to "Toys" in 2019.~~		== Variations ==

	~~<span id="variations"></span>~~		* Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! — [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (page title)
	~~=== <span class="mw-headline">Variations</span> ===~~		* Download Our Playsets and Toys! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]] (page title)
			* Download, print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]
	* Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! — [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (~~[[Page Titles\|~~page title]])
	* [[~~Miscellaneous Downloads\|Download~~]], print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]
	** Download Our Playsets and Toys! (page title)
	* Download All Our [[Number One Jams]]!! — [[An Important Rap Song]]		* Download All Our [[Number One Jams]]!! — [[An Important Rap Song]]
	* It closed down after three months! — [[Two Part Episode: Part One]] (referring to [[Kitchen Commandos]])		* It closed down after three months! — [[Two Part Episode: Part One]] (referring to [[Kitchen Commandos]])

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	~~<div~~ style="~~clear~~:~~both~~;">		! colspan="2" style="text-align:center;background:#FF6;" \| [[Cheat Commandos]]
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	~~</div>~~		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''The Commandos'''
	~~<div id~~="~~catlinks~~" ~~class~~="~~catlinks~~">		\| [[Agent Chimendez]], [[Crackotage]], [[Fightgar]], [[Firebert]], [[Flashfight]], [[Foxface]], [[Green Helmets]], [[Gunhaver]], [[Reinforcements]], [[Reynold]], [[Ripberger]], [[Ser-g-geant Marshie]], [[Silent Rip]]
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	~~<div id~~="mw-~~normal~~-~~catlinks~~">		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''[[Blue Laser]]'''
			\| [[Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Laser Commander]], [[Blue Laser Minion]], [[New Bad Guy Girl Character]]
	[~~/wiki/Special~~:~~Categories Categories~~]: ~~<span dir~~="~~ltr~~">[[~~Category:Word running gags\|Word running gags~~]]~~</span>~~ \| ~~<span dir~~="~~ltr~~">[[~~Category:~~Cheat Commandos\|Cheat Commandos]]~~</span>~~		\|-
			\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Other Characters'''
	~~</div>~~		\| [[Gunhavette]], [[Gunk Iller]], [[Mrs. Commanderson]], [[Oliver Smidgen]], [[Reynold's Brother]], [[The Topplegangers]]
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	~~</div>~~		\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Places'''
			\| [[Arctic Playset]], [[Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard]], [[Blue Laser Cottage]], [[Blue Laser HQ]], [[Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[The Desert]], [[Jaded Teen Pizza]], [[Kitchen Commandos]], [[Price Style]], [[Reynold's Office]], [[Reynold's Parents' House]], [[Topplegangers' Hideout]]
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			\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Episodes'''
			\| [[Cheat Commandos (toon)\|Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos...O's]], [[Shopping For Danger]], [[Commandos in the Classroom]], [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]], [[Let us give TANKS!]], [[An Important Rap Song]], [[The Next Epi-Snowed]], [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]], [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]], [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]
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			\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Cast and Production'''
			\| [[A. Chimendez]], [[Crack Stuntman]], [[Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend]], [[Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice]], [[The Cheat]]
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			\| style="background-color:#FF9;text-align:center;" \| '''Miscellaneous'''
			\| [[Cheat Commandos Playsets\|Playsets (for figurines)]], [[Rejected Cheat Commandos]], [[Cheat Commandos Other Costumes\|Other Costumes]], [[Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket]], [[Gunhaver's Gun]], [[Cheat Commandos Vehicles]], [[Crackotage's Plane]], [[Spy Camera]], [[The Screen]], [[Pony Fights 2]], [[Cheat Commandos Tactics]], '''Buy all our playsets and toys!!'''
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			[[Category:Word running gags]]
			[[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

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	"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"		"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil...<br />
			Buy all our playsets and toys!"

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	'''"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"''' is the famous [[Mottos and Slogans\|slogan]] and marketing ploy of the ''[[Cheat Commandos]] ~~Adventures~~'' [[TV Shows\|TV show]] and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of ~~their~~ theme song. ~~It is~~ a [[Running Gags\|running gag]] ~~for a variation of the slogan to show up~~ in Cheat Commandos-related places.		'''"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"''' is the famous [[Mottos and Slogans\|slogan]] and marketing ploy of the ''[[Cheat Commandos\|Cheat Commandos Adventures]]'' [[TV Shows\|TV show]] and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of [[Cheat Commandos Theme Song\|the theme song]], emphasizing the [[toyetic]] nature of the series. In addition to playing at the end of nearly every toon, variations of the slogan appear as a [[Running Gags\|running gag]] in Cheat Commandos-related places.

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	\| valign="top"\| * [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]		\| valign="top"\| * [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]
	* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]		* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
	* [[Shopping For ~~Danger\|Shopping for~~ Danger]]		* [[Shopping For Danger]]
	* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (hinted at by [[Gunhaver]])		* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (hinted at by [[Gunhaver]])
	* [[Let us give TANKS!]]		* [[Let us give TANKS!]]
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	\| valign="top"\| * [[An Important Rap Song]]		\| valign="top"\| * [[An Important Rap Song]]
	* [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] (interrupted)		* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 1]] (interrupted)
	* [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] (finishes the interruption)		* [[Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2]] (finishes the interruption)
	* [[~~Decemberween~~ Dangeresque]]		* [[Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack]]
	* [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]		* [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]

	\|}		\|}

			The Shopify [[Store]] used the category "Playsets & Toys!" for figurines (and later [[Trogdor!! The Board Game]]), before simplifying the category name to "Toys" in 2019.

	<span id="variations"></span>		<span id="variations"></span>
	== <span class="mw-headline">Variations</span> ==		=== <span class="mw-headline">Variations</span> ===

	* Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! — [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (page title)		* Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! — [[Commandos in the Classroom]] ([[Page Titles\|page title]])
	* ~~Download Our Playsets and Toys! —~~ [[~~Cheat Commandos Playsets~~]] ~~(page title)~~		* [[Miscellaneous Downloads\|Download]], print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]
	* Download, print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]		** Download Our Playsets and Toys! (page title)
	* Download All Our [[Number One Jams]]!! — [[An Important Rap Song]]		* Download All Our [[Number One Jams]]!! — [[An Important Rap Song]]
	* It closed down after three months! — [[Two Part Episode: Part One]] (referring to [[Kitchen Commandos]])		* It closed down after three months! — [[Two Part Episode: Part One]] (referring to [[Kitchen Commandos]])

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[[File:Cheat Commandos logo and slogan.png|[[File:Cheat_Commandos_logo_and_slogan.png|200px|thumb]]]]
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[[File:Cheat Commandos logo and slogan.png|[[File:magnify-clip.png|15px|thumb]]]]

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"Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil. Buy all our playsets and toys!"

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'''"Buy all our playsets and toys!!"''' is the famous [[Mottos and Slogans|slogan]] and marketing ploy of the ''[[Cheat Commandos]] Adventures'' [[TV Shows|TV show]] and product line. The slogan comes from the last line of their theme song. It is a [[Running Gags|running gag]] for a variation of the slogan to show up in Cheat Commandos-related places.

<span id="appearances"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Appearances</span> ==

{| class="wikitable"
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| valign="top"| * [[Cheat Commandos (toon)]]
* [[Cheat Commandos...O's]]
* [[Shopping For Danger|Shopping for Danger]]
* [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (hinted at by [[Gunhaver]])
* [[Let us give TANKS!]]
* [[Blue Laserdisc Challenge]]

| valign="top"| * [[An Important Rap Song]]
* [[2 Part Episode: Part 1]] (interrupted)
* [[2 Part Episode: Part 2]] (finishes the interruption)
* [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]
* [[Homestar Runner Original Soundtrack Volume 1]]

|}

<span id="variations"></span>
== <span class="mw-headline">Variations</span> ==

* Buy all our Teaching Aids and Filmstrips! — [[Commandos in the Classroom]] (page title)
* Download Our Playsets and Toys! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]] (page title)
* Download, print out, cut-out, fold, and glue together all our playsets and toys!! — [[Cheat Commandos Playsets]]
* Download All Our [[Number One Jams]]!! — [[An Important Rap Song]]
* It closed down after three months! — [[Two Part Episode: Part One]] (referring to [[Kitchen Commandos]])

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[/wiki/Special:Categories Categories]: <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Word running gags|Word running gags]]</span> | <span dir="ltr">[[Category:Cheat Commandos|Cheat Commandos]]</span>

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